Unloved: nine reviews? Certainly wasn't expecting that! I was expecting…
Kyoshirou: what were you expecting?
Unloved: that I would have a whole month to type… just proves how nice people in this site are…
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Unloved: hello byaku—BYAKURAN?!
Kyoshirou: what are you talking about?
Unloved: I'll tell you later, right now, I've got to start chapter 2… warning: SUCKISH CHAPTER *Turns to reader* Enjoy~!
By the way…To… Illusion Island & anne di vongola, your chapter 3 previews have been sent to you! By the way, again sorry for the late update! Life was mean to me!
Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't believe his eyes. Surely they were playing trick on him. Damn eyes! If they just said they hurt from all those video games they should've said so! Playing tricks like these are mean!
Blinking a few times to make sure he wasn't seeing things, he found that nothing has changed. He mentally said sorry to his eyes.
Back to the problem at hand, Tsuna couldn't believe that on his chest was extra flesh that what most people called either boobs or breasts. Narrowing his eyes slightly at the new addition to his body, he raised a shaky hand and hesitantly poked them
…Where these real?
Shaking his head, he wondered how he is going to explain this to his mom, dad, his tutor, his friends and everyone else that knew him.
He humorlessly wondered how Gokudera would take this change; he and Haru would fuss over him again like always. Yamamoto and Mukuro would laugh for different reasons, Hibari would pass this off as nothing, Ryohei would comment how 'extremely' weird the change was, Lambo and I-pin… well he didn't know how those two would react. And maybe Kyoko would—
Kyoko
Fuck.
WHY DID FATE WANT HIS LIFE TO SUCK?!
What did he ever do to fate to deserve this? Nothing; absolutely nothing
Maybe fate wanted him to be Vongola Decimo?
Naaah
"K-Kyoko-chan… If I'm a girl now, I can never marry Kyoko-chan…" Tsuna cried anime tears dramatically.
He heard a knock on the door "Tsu-kun? I heard you yell from downstairs! Are you okay?" The worried voice of his normally adorably clueless mother came muffled by the door that separated them. Tsuna opened the door. "Mom! I've suddenly turned into a girl!" He—uhh…—She told her mom
Nana didn't look the slightest bit confused, to Tsuna's surprise and confusion "Tsu-kun's a girl now? I always dreamed this day would come! I always thought you were too feminine to be a boy!" Nana squealed, going on and on about how many fun things they could do as a mother and a daughter. She also mentioned about changing Tsuna's name and wardrobe while she's at it and giving her other things poor clueless Tsuna doesn't understand at all about girls (1)
Tsuna shook her head and went on to the important life threatening stuff
"Mom… since you said you've always dreamed of me being a girl" Tsuna paused, finding everything happening strange "You wouldn't happen to have a Namimori middle school uniform, would you?" Nana thought for a while and smiled brightly
"I'll go get it downstairs!" Tsuna's jaw dropped. 'She really did!' she exclaimed in her mind
A few minutes later, Nana came back with a girl's uniform in hand "Here you go Tsu-chan" Tsuna noticed the suffix-change "Now go take a bath and get ready for school! Yamamoto-kun and Gokudera-kun might get here at any minute!" She went back down stairs to prepare breakfast for the other people in the house. The boy-turned-girl brunette just sighed and headed for the bathroom.
"You look different" Bianchi commented at the clumsy girl who just fell down the stairs.
"Good morning Bianchi… where are Lambo and I-pin?" Tsuna asked the pink-haired teen, having noticed the unusual quietness of the house
"Fuuta took Lambo and I-pin on a walk today!" Nana answered for Bianchi, who nodded
"And where's Reborn? He'd usually be the one to wake me up" Tsuna asked again. What? She was curious! Reborn didn't bother to tell her where he went!
"My dear Reborn had some business to do back in Italy" Bianchi answered her this time
"Italy." Tsuna repeated, making sure she heard right
"Yep" Bianchi answered as Tsuna took a seat.
A delicious looking omelet was set in front of Tsuna. Seeing her daughter's confused expression, Nana giggled "Tsu-chan, you better eat your breakfast before Gokudera-kun and Yamamoto-kun get here!" The young brunette hesitated to start digging in
Was it her or was this thing sparkling? She absentmindedly wondered how food does that sparkling trick
'What if Gokudera-kun and Yamamoto don't recognize me anymore?' Tsuna mentally sighed
Tsuna came outside to be greeted by Yamamoto looking as cheerful as ever and this girl with silver hair who she didn't know was there too. Her chin-length silver hair reminded her of someone. But it took a few minutes for it to actually click in her head that this person was indeed…
"Gokudera-kun?!" The silverette girl looked up and got down to her knees
"J-Jyuudaime! I woke up like this! I've failed as your right hand man!" Gokudera said in a whine-like tone, while making a dramatic pose. She turned her attention to Yamamoto "You! Baseball freak! You're my only home! Kill me now!" She weakly reached out to the Shigure Kintoki that was now carried on Yamamoto's back
The raven haired boy laughed lightly and took a step back "no can do, Gokudera!"
"Why the hell not?!" Gokudera screamed loudly, comical tears forming in her eyes
"Gokudera… I was turned into a girl too, if you haven't noticed now…" Tsuna, who was being ignored by her two friends for a second there, joined the conversation "We should go to school before we end up late" She suggested
"Okay! Nice plan captain!" Yamamoto said childishly while Gokudera agreed by saying "If jyuudaime says so!"
Walking towards Namimori middle school, they realized how much time they lost by that little scene over at Tsuna's house. They were going to be late, doomed to be bitten to death by the wolf that sleeps on the roof. They started running towards the school until they were greeted by…
"M-Mukuro?" Tsuna stuttered, whenever Mukuro was here, Hibari was sure to be lurking somewhere in the shadows. Okay, maybe Tsuna was exaggerating it a bit. Mukuro was alone, it looked like he was doing Hibari's job of disciplining the non-punctual herbivores. In Mukuro's mismatched eyes, it was fun, in Hibari's eyes, it was justice, but in Tsuna's eyes, it was cruel, mean and hopelessly wrong.
"Oi Mukuro! Where's the skylark?" Gokudera asked rudely
Mukuro gave a small hum and said "He has a certain 'condition' that disables him to be here" The tall blue haired teen noticed the gender change of the bomber and his boss
"A certain condition?" Tsuna said, trying to guess what could possibly keep Hibari away from his beloved school
He was thinking that Hibari might have fallen sick until Yamamoto said "Ah! Is it that time of the month for Hibari-senpai? Haha!" Gokudera whacked the backside of his head
"You perverted-baseball-idiot! HIBARI. IS. NOT. A. DAMN. WOMAN!" Gokudera yelled at the raven haired boy. Yamamoto thought for a second or two "Oh right! But Gokudera, how do you know about these things?" he asked the silverette. Tsuna and Mukuro were trying hard not to laugh (well Tsuna was, Mukuro laughed at Gokudera without giving a shit of what the girl thought)
If Gokudera wasn't embarrassed, he would have pointed out that Yamamoto knew of THAT as well. But before he could say anything, he was cut off by the faint sound of a gunshot. Automatically thinking the target was Tsuna; Gokudera and Yamamoto snapped their heads to their boss's direction, preparing to see the one and only embarrassing dying will mode.
But from behind them, indigo smoke erupted. When it cleared, Mukuro was nowhere to be found. Tsuna shrieked
"Where's Mukuro?!" Just when Yamamoto opened his mouth to comment, a gunshot was heard. He found himself surrounded in blue smoke. When the smoke cleared, Tsuna and Gokudera's jaw dropped
"Yamamoto!/Baseball-idiot! You're a girl now too!"
(1) Okay, I couldn't list them down either, I have no idea what to expect when I walk into a parlor or hair salon. I LACK FEMINISM! I FAIL AS A GIRL!WAHHH! QAQ *cries in the emo corner*
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