Hunter x Hunter *Inter dimmensional* Chat Box
Author: There you have it, folks- my first songfic. I hope you enjoyed it! It was caused by deprivation of sleep (imagine, 8 hours of sleep in total in 4-5 days, and I'm a growing child!) and eating too much chocolate. This is like a form of stress relief so… uh… there.
Killua: How old ARE you?
Author: Well, uh… let's just say around between your age and Kurapika's age.
Kurapika: So it's either: 14, 15, or 16.
Author: Uh huh. In relation to age, if you noticed, Kurapika had longer POV's than Leorio's. That's because I have NO idea on how to think of an old man.
Leorio: *angry* What's that supposed to mean?
Author: *sweatdrop* It means you're an old man. Obvious much?
Leorio: But I'm only two years older than Kurapika!
Author: My premonition when I first saw you was that you were 48 at the very least.
Leorio: At the very… least? I'm gonna kill you, you-…
Author: *smiling, still calm* Remember, without me, you wouldn't even be existing in this story.
Leorio: What about all the Leorio fangirls? What will they say?
*cricket sound*
Gon: By the way, what happened to Agatha nee-san?
Author: Nee-san? Oh, her… She was… uh…
Killua: You don't know either, do you?
Author: She found a job… and got her own apartment for her! Good for her!
Killua: *sweatdrop* Figures you don't know…
Author: *vein coming out* Excuse me? Neh… *hugs Killua* You're too cute to have a grudge with!
Killua: Get off me.
Author: *lets go*
Leorio: I have a question, Kurapika… Why do you have a phonebook that immediately skips to me after Hisoka.
Kurapika: *shocked* Uh… that's because…
Killua: It's because you have little friends.
Kurapika: Shut up!
Gon: How about Killua? Should he first appear before Leorio, at least?
Author: It's because he's named under Zoldyck, Killua.
Leorio: So organized.
Kurapika: Don't judge me! Ugh,*sigh* I wish I never existed in this story.
Author: Don't say that! Without you, I have no imagination, motivation, and someone to manipulate! This story will never exist without you.
Kurapika: What? Well, I hope this story never existed.
Author: You're so mean.
Killua: Why didn't we come up?
Author: Yeah, you did. Your name appeared six times, and Gon's appeared eight times.
Killua: But we never did anything!
Author: Yeah, you did. You ate all the donuts in the set.
Killua: It was Gon!
Gon: *confused* Huh?
Author: And you took all my Ferrero
Rocher! That was three boxes! Three boxes! A total of ninety pieces of chocolatey goodness!
Killua: It's payment for making us wait for hours.
Author: I told you two to go home! I-… *sigh* Anyways, just click on the Review button down there if you want to say something. Like a positive reaction or any violent reaction.
Killua: Yeah, like: 'Why didn't Killua and Gon appeared in this story?'
Author: *sweatdrop* Uh huh. Anywho, who wants to hear Kurapika sing?
*fangirls squealing*
Kurapika: *choked in water he was drinking* W-what?
Author: Here's a bass guitar and a piano, what instrument?
Kurapika: Neither! I am not singing!
Author: Bass guitar it is! Then, I'll play the piano, let's go with… your latest song, Hi ni moeru Hitomi (Eyes Burning Scarlet, 2012)
*stage magically appeared with the complete guitar, drums and piano*
Kurapika: How did this happen?
Author: Power of imagination.
*intro of the song*
Kurapika: Wait, what?
Author: Just sing. Go! *signaling spotlight on Kurapika*
Kurapika: I hate you. Ugh, fine… *takes deep breath*