Yugi gets rid of his Yami

by atemfan

Yugi and Yami's hikari/yami relationship is going down the drain. Yugi hurts Yami's feelings with his words and his songs that he made up. Seto Kaiba comforts the sad Yami. SK X YY Prideshipping Hurt/comfort and romance. There’s going to be cursing, etc.

2. Chapter 2

Dark Prince Yugi shows up in this chapter along with Joey and Devilstar the houndoom.

Yugi gets rid of his Yami ch. 2

The time and day: Saturday 3:30 p.m. Yugi's parents are in Yugi's room talking to Yugi and Yami. "Yami what was your life like a long time ago?" asked Mr. Muto.

"My life back then was kind of horrible. My mother left me alone in a room when I was a baby. She took care of my brother Atem while I was left alone to starve for over 24 hours. I was only fed at least two days a week. I only wore one outfit. I had to fend for myself. I had to use magic to cook and make my food. I had to wash my clothes myself. I taught myself to read. I only know basic math like easy addition, subtraction, multiplying, and dividing. I ran away from home many times because I was treated terribly. Peasants didn't bow down to me. They threw rocks and other things at me. Even some of the priests were mean to me. I didn't have any friends for a long time. I spent a lot of my birthdays alone. My father's guards whipped and beat me till I bled.

My brother, mother, father, uncle, Mahado, Shada, Mana, Teana, and Karim didn't like me at all. Isis had mixed feelings about me. Priest Seto didn't hurt me at all. A lot of the times, he was very nice to me. The day after my 20th birthday, I was sealed in the puzzle and it got broken into pieces. The puzzle pieces were put in the box that Yugi's grandfather found. I was trapped in the puzzle for 13 days, 9 months and 5 centuries. I was lonely for a long time. And here I am in Yugi's room after he solved the puzzle." said Yami.

"That's a sad story. I hope you are treated better in the modern day world. We have a guest room that you can stay in." said Mrs. Muto. "Thank you for being so kind to me Mr. and Mrs. Muto. I hope I enjoy my stay here in whatever this place is called." said Yami. "This place is called Domino City. This is a card shop/house. This is where I live. I live with my grandfather, father, and mother." "Are we gonna find some way to give Yami our last name?" asked Yugi. "Of course we will find a way to do that Yugi. We'll take Yami to where they give people last names. We'll be back soon. Come on Yami." said Mr. Muto. "Okay Mr. Muto." said Yami.

Yugi got off of Yami and Yami got up and went with Yugi's parents to get a last name. While Yugi's parents were gone, Yugi made a laptop, mouse, and mousepad appear in front of him.

He opened the laptop and used his magic to turn on the laptop. Then Yugi found the media player and started to listen to some music. Then Yugi went to the internet and started searching for Pokèmon pictures. He found a picture of a glameow. "I gonna find some Pokèmon and keep them for pets. I want a houndoom." The laptop send Yugi a pokèball with a houndoom in it. Yugi got off the bed. "Devilstar come forth." The pokèball opened and an orb came out of the pokèball and turned into a houndoom. "I am here master. What are your orders?" Yugi started to glow and became a bit taller.

A 5'0 tall version of Yugi appeared. He was wearing a red and black version of the outfit that Yugi from the Yugioh show was wearing in the Legendary Heroes episodes. His Sennen Puzzle was black with a gold eye symbol on it. "I'm out of the gems for the time being. Yami is such a baka yaro! (stupid bastard). I am going to destroy that stupid motherfucking Egyptian bloody stinkingass dumbass. Yugi is going to get rid of Yami sooner or later. I swear by the fiery abyss of hell, Hades, and the underworld that Yami will be destroyed. Mwaha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I am so evil." "Yes you are sire. That dumbass dorkis will never know what will hit him until it's too late." A portal opened and a young Joey Wheeler stepped out of it. "Hiya Yug. I have something to say dat will cheer ya up.

On top of old Smoky

All covered with blood

I shot Yami Yugi with a bazooka gun.

Tic Tac Toe

Three in a row

Yami got shot by a G.I. Joe

Yami got taken to a doctor

And da doctor said

Whoop Yami's dead

Whoop Yami's dead

Row row row

Your boat gently down the Amazon River

Throw Yami overboard into da piranha infested waters

And listen to him scream

Jingle bells

Yami smells

Yami really sucks

And Yami likes to take ballet

Hey!

What do ya think Yug. Pretty funny stuff eh?" asked Joey. Dark Prince Yugi and Devilstar started laughing at Joey's songs. "That's funny stuff Joe. How's about we go and do something evil like spraying graffiti on walls. It'll be fun." "Okay Yug let's go." The three of them went to get some canned spray paint. Yugi's parents and Yami came back from their errand and went to Yugi's room. The media player was still playing music.

"Yugi where are you? Yugi Muto are you hiding underneath the bed or in the closet?" asked Mr. Muto. There was no reply. "Maybe he went out for a while. We should wait until he comes back." said Mrs. Muto. "I hate rock music. I prefer nature, Egyptian, and soothing music. I will use my Millennium Puzzle to see where Yugi is. How strange Yugi looks different. Some kid with odd looking blond hair and brown eyes and a strange looking dog are with him." said Yami.

"The kid's name is Joey Wheeler. As for the dog, I have no idea of what type of breed it is." "Could you describe what it looks like?"

asked Mr. Muto. "The dog has horns, a devil tail, a thing that looks a collar on the front of its body, and some strange stripes on its back. It has black and brown skin. It has strange bands on its legs. And it has claws." "Maybe it's a Doberman pinscher with horns, a devil tail and some strange things on its body. Try to contact him with your puzzle." said Mr. Muto. "Okay Mr. Muto. I'll try to contact him."

Yami's puzzle glowed. Yami used the mind link to talk to Yugi. (Yugi can you hear me? It's me Yami. I have great news. I now have your last name. Isn't that great. I'm a Muto now.) \What are you blabbering about you idiot? You're such a drama queen when it comes to whatever you're talking about. What a dopeassed dumb fucking dweebizoid. I don't care about what you're talking about. / (Yugi why are you so mean all of a sudden?) \I'm Dark Prince Yugi that's why you buffoon. You're are a dog and a bitch to boot. In fact, I have the perfect word for you. You are a Grinch. / Dark Prince Yugi and Joey start singing a parody of the Grinch song from How the Grinch stole Christmas.

Dark Prince Yugi

You're a mean one, Yami Yugi.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Yami Yugi.

Joey
Yami you're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

Dark Prince Yugi

You're a monster, Yami Yugi.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Yami Yugi.

Joey

Yami I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

Dark Prince Yugi

You're a vile one, Yami Yugi.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile.
Yami Yugi.

Joey
Yami given da choice between the two of you,
I'd take da seasick crocodile.

Dark Prince Yugi
You're a foul one, Yami Yugi.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Yami Yugi.

Joey

Yami da three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote 'stink, stank, stunk'!

Dark Prince Yugi

You're a rotter, Yami Yugi.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato

Splotched with moldy purple spots

Yami Yugi.

Joey

Yami your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with da most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

Dark Prince Yugi

You nauseate me, Yami Yugi.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
and you drive a crooked horse.
Yami Yugi.

Joey

Yami you're a three Decker sauerkraut and toadstool
sandwich with arsenic sauce.

(How dare you say such things Yugi and Joey! Yugi your parent's are with me right now. They are wondering when your going to come home. I'm worried about you as well.)

\Urusai! (Shut up!) Zakennayo Yaro! (Fuck you bastard!) Temae konorayou! (You dog!) Baka yaro! (Stupid bastard!) Mocca-mocca su su ama! (Fuck you bitch!) Bite me and kiss my ass motherfucker! / (Such a dirty mouth Yugi. You're going to be grounded.) \I don't care what you say bitch. Temee! (You bastard!) Baka! (Idiot!) Temee kusotare! (You shithead!) Hayaku shine shinjimae! (Drop dead jerk!)/ Yugi switched with the Dark Prince version of himself. \Aniki the Dark Prince was talking and not me. Gomen nasi niisama. (I'm sorry brother.) You have our last name. That's great. Mada okoteru oniichan? (Are you still mad brother?) Mou kutta ka niisama? (Did you already eat brother?)/ (No, I'm not mad at you. No, we didn't have dinner yet. Come home Yugi. Bring Joey and the dog too. Get rid of the canned spray paint.)

Yugi shut off the mind link between himself and Yami. "Joey I have to go home. We can do this some other time." said Yugi. "Oh man dat stinks Yug." "Why do you even listen to dat damn bastard anyways?" asked Joey. "He's my big brother that's why I listen to him. He's a nice, kind and gentle person once you get to know him." said Yugi.

"Don't give me dat crap about Yami being nice. He's manipulating you Yug. Forget about Yami. I think he's got a fat ass. Let's have an adventure." said Joey. "Niisama will get worried about me even more if I don't go home Joe. Besides, I'm sure everything will work out in the end. I'm going home. Come on Devilstar let's go home." said Yugi. "Come on now master let's just stick with Joey's plan. I'll protect both of you guys with my life.

Who cares about that old fossil Yami anyhow? Let's have some fun." said Devilstar. "Okay guys let's have some fun." "What about school on Monday? Are we going or not?" asked Yugi. "Let's just play hooky for a while. Of course, we'll need some food. When your parents are gone on Monday, we can sneak some food from da kitchen." said Joey.

Back at the card shop, Yami and Yugi's parents were wondering about what to do next. "I just hope that Yugi and Joey are okay." said Mrs. Muto. "I'm sure they will be okay as long as they get back before Monday." said Mr. Muto. "I miss my little ototo already. I'm going to get my aibou back no matter what it takes. said Yami.

To be continued…