You are now Nepeta Leijon and you were definitely not just reading hot smut fan fiction. And the purr your phone made when you just received a text was most assuredly not what had made you panic and close the browser window on your computer. Absolutely not possible, right? But it was totally possible that you did just get a text because you did, in fact, receive a text.

"D - Do not, under any circumstances, answer a text from Karkat.

":33 *ac twitches her ears and begins to prance around her friend's leg. she says why would I do that?*"

"D - Stop this foolishness. This serves no purrpose."

":33 PURRPOSE :33!"

"D - It was a random happenstance, a mistake."

":33 no, it was on PURRPOSE!"

"D - I am an e%ceptional speller, almost as good as I am an archer, and 100sening that skill to spell "purpose" improperly is nonsense."

":33 lol you suck at archery!"

"D - I do not."

":33 do too!"

"D- No, I am e%ceptional."

":33 hold on, karkat just texted me." You hear your phone wildly meow like a cat in a tree due to all the text your bestie is sending you. You ignore them and open up a text from Karkat gladly.

"HEY NEPETA ARE YOU BUSY"

":33 *ac has been napping and quickly hops up and pounces on karkat's shoe. she attempts to indicate that she's got nothing more pressing right now, and purrs up at him*"

"KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE'S CALLING UPON THIS GIRL'S HELP AND IS TAKING PART IN THIS HUGE FUCKING WASTE OF TIME. HE SERIOUSLY CANNOT BELIEVE HE WOULD SINK LOW ENOUGH TO WASTE TIME DOING SUCH A MENIAL ACTIVITY."

"*ac asks what was it you needed help with?*"

"TEREZI SAID SHE WAS LONELY AND I'M HELPING HER REALIZE I AM NOT HER ONLY GOD DAMNED FRIEND."

":33 *ac purrs happily and comments on how sweet it is*"

"NOT REALLY I JUST WANT HER TO FUCKING SEE THE SHIT TON OF PEOPLE SHE COULD BOTHER WITH THIS SHIT INSTEAD OF ME."

":33 *ac is not fooled, but she promises to be there."

"GREAT, THANKS"

You are very excited to go and see some friends! You don't live near them, you live pretty far out in the woods, and sometimes your friends don't want to trouble you to try and get back to town. At least, that's what you tell yourself. Either way, you are very excited and go into your closet to find something purrfect for the occasion!