It was another day at the Mushroom Kingdom High School, with Toadsworth keeping up the records in his office.
"Ho ho! These looks good!" Toadsworth commented as he folded his arms. "These records for staring at the ceiling can't be topped! I truly am a champion!"
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he cleaned the floors with a mop, while Petey was spewing brown goop on the wall, proceeding to pain it with green and yellow paint as he chuckled to himself.
Meanwhile in the classroom, Dr. Hoshi was trying his best to teach the students, but things just didn't go his way.
"So can anyone tell me what 2 + 2 is?" Dr. Hoshi asked as he placed his hands on his hips. "It's very simple, even Patrick Star can answer this."
"Doc, why are we having to learn all of these ridiculous things?" Toadette asked as she raised her hand, blinking as she tilted her head to the right. "Don't we just have fun and not need to learn about math and whatnot?"
Dr. Hoshi narrowed his eyes at Toadette. "Look, I'm just trying to make you guys better people. I didn't ask to be resurrected."
Princess Rosalina was about to say something, but Princess Peach Toadstool farted loudly, her blast of gas hitting Rosalina in the face. Everyone laughed at Rosalina as she sniffed in Peach's flatulence, rolling her eye as she fell on her back, fainting from how bad it smelled.
"Did I do that?" Peach commented innocently as she giggled, a cute little poot emerging out of her butt as she slightly blushed.
Dr. Hoshi sighed as he placed his right hand on his face. "Do you always have to be gassy, Princess Toadstool?"
Peach touched her fingertips as she let out another deep pitched poot, smiling. "Excuse me."
Dr. Hoshi slapped his forehead in disgust as Bowser chuckled.
"What's the matter, Harryhausen? Can't handle a little Peach nonsense?" Bowser commented as he had his arms folded.
Dr. Hoshi growled as he tapped his right foot impatiently. "What I can't handle is the stupidity of this entire fanfic. I mean, it's a high school fanfic for christ sakes. Isn't there like three or four fanfics involving Mario and high school?"
"Yeah, but this-a is different." Mario mumbled as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly with his right hand. "Sort of-a."
"Pah! Yeah right!" Waluigi scoffed as he suddenly decided to give Luigi a wedgie, with Wario laughing and pointing as Luigi cried out.
Funky Kong was still in his relaxed pose. "Can't we learn about the different island that surround us, doc?"
"Yeah, I want to know more about the place those vikings are from." Donkey Kong chimed in as he secretly ate another one of his bananas.
Bowser Jr. turned around as he eyed DK oddly. "Vikings?"
"The new enemies in Tropical Freeze." Dr. Hoshi commented as he adjusted his glasses. "Now can we please focus on having a good class? Because I'm more than willing to rot away in Yoshi Kart."
"Yoshi Kart?" Birdo gasped as she placed her right hand on her face. "Oh my, that was so long ago... I can barely remember what it was."
"I'll tell you what it was. Bullshit." Dr. Hoshi growled as he glared angrily at the ceiling. "Just like this fanfic."
"Man, you guys are making me having to go even more..." Princess Daisy chimed in as she squirmed about, still needing to use the toilet.
"Ya know, IN THE BATHROOM!" Yoshi joked as he laughed, pointing at Daisy.
Dr. Hoshi then chucked a green notebook at Yoshi, then turning around and slamming his head on the black chalkboard, groaning loudly.
"The worse part is that the author's going to ask for this to be dramatically read," Toad muttered as he was playing around with his pencils.
Toadette rolled her eyes at Toad. "The author asks that for nearly all his fanfics, bro." She snarkly replied, with Toad shrugging in response.