All recognizable characters belong to their respective owners (Cartoon Network, the internet? I think Slendy's creative commons). For a prompt on the YJ_Anon_Meme.

$20

"Hey, Rob. So, er, I had this dream..."

"Oh, not this again. Seriously? The Slenderman isn't real, okay?"

"It's on the internet, so it has to be true!"

"Are you serious?"

"Well, no, but—Oh, come on! Don't you have, like, salt or silver or, or supernatural monster repellent or something in your belt?"

"What? No, of course I don't! Why would I have something like that?"

"Because you're Robin! Okay, look, we need something to keep the Slenderman away!"

"Just...don't pick up a camera, or whatever, okay? I'm trying to do my homework, here."

"This is an emergency! What? No, hey, Artemis get that out of my face—omigod, put the camera down! Put it down!"

"No way, this is just too good. Kid Flash, big, brave superhero, scared of a ghost story!"

"So I'm a little paranoid, so what! You won't be laughing when he sticks a long, slender, tendrilly arm through your window and erases your memory and makes you bleed from your brain and eats your face!!"

"Dude, we're superheroes. We can take down any baddie we come across. Chill."

"What part of controls the minds of children did you not get?"

"The part where we're 'children'."

"The part where you have to have a brain to have it be controlled."

"You guys! This is serious!"

"Fine. Here, give me your hand. Let me just—"

"Thanks, man. Hey, what are you—That. That's the operator's symbol, omigod, why did you do that I'm gonna get eaten I hate you guys—"

"I thought it kept the Slenderman away?"

"—don't wanna die yet I haven't even—"

"Apparently not. Huh."

"—gone skydiving or kissed M'gann or broken the sounds barrier or—"

"Oh, well. Too bad."

"—fought a shark or been to space or ridden an elephant or—"

"Can you make him shut up?"

"All right, all right fine. Hey, lemme borrow some of your sticky foam?"

"—eaten a banana while upside down or—"

"What're you writing? Oh, come on, he's never gonna fall for that!"

"Just watch. Hey, KF!"

"Ow! What was that for—Oh, wow, thanks, man, I knew you'd have something! Be right back bye!"

"...He seriously took it. It really worked. But. But it was just air freshener with a handmade label that said 'Slenderman-B-Gone'. How is that even...?"

"I dunno. But it got him to shut up, and the base will smell better, too."

"Hey, okay, Rob, you sure this stuff'll work? It smells kind of pine-y and citrus-y, and I thought he liked forests and key lime pie, so are you sure?"

"You know what? Here, if the Slenderman does come for you, just give him this, and he'll leave you alone, okay?"

"What does money have to do with anything?"

"Thanks, this is perfect! Here, tape it to my back, will you? So if he sneaks up behind me—Yeah, perfect! I'm just gonna wash off this symbol, then. Back in a flash!"

"...That was mean."

"How was it mean? He gets reassurance, I keep my twenty dollars, and the others get to see him run around with a 'Kick Me' sign. Win all the way around."

"...Remind me never to get on your bad side."

"Now, where's the fun in that?"