Chapter 3- Rescue Part 1
Jeremy had to help her! But how could he, when he had no weapons! In his world, Jeremy was a weapons master, but there was no C4 here! What could he do! He ran down the corridors, looking at the signs for anything that could help him fight. "Observatory..no..Kitchen..no..Lab? Works for me."
He took that path, sprinting into a room of colorful chemicals in a blank white background. He went over to a chamber that said 'Just for You: your own personal weapon, custom designed to fit your needs!' "Perfect!" said Jeremy as he stepped into the chamber. There was a bright light, and lots of smoking, beeping, and flashing...and he stepped out as the voice said "Process complete." It held up a mirror. Jeremy looked perplexedly at his new weapon. It was a strange backpack, with strange things on his shoulders that looked like curved spikes, 2 to a shoulder. They were very long, but made of a strange lightweight metal that was flexible to bending, stretching, and others. "This...is...AWESOME!" shouted Jeremy. The thing came with a "List of Capabilities" which were all some sort of superpower. There was everything from strength increases to climbing walls to shooting lasers ...out of your mouth?
They were even misspelled, labeled "Lazors." He tried one out in a "Testing Room." The results were, to say the least, explosive. (They blew a hole in the room. An entire wall was vaporized.) Jeremy grinned. Now what? He thought, looking around the room. He saw a sign that said "Explosives Cabinet" on top of an open cabinet. "Wow, great security Mew," he thought. In there was a Molecular Bomb, a Happy Bomb, and a Sleepy Bomb. "What does a happy bomb do?" wondered Jeremy. He read the label. It said WARNING: Makes victims temporarily unable to move for sheer happiness. Does not work on smart people. "That could come in handy." He tested out a few more weapons, and after he was finished, at around midnight, he set out to rescue Mew.
Jeremy smiled, for he was in his element.
Mew screamed as her tortures grew more cruel and frequent. Jeremy! Save me!
Far away, in the city, Jeremy heard Mew's mental cry. It sounded as if it came from a pizzeria across the street. "Seriously? The bad guys run a pizzeria? LAME," said Jeremy. He went in. It looked like a normal pizza shop. He went to the owner. "Excuse me, sir, do you have an underground area nearby? The owner, to Jeremy's surprise, said "Sure, right through that door." Jeremy thanked him, and went through the door only to find himself locked out. "Ah #^%$, he tricked me." Jeremy shouted. "Oh well, I can use my new weapon. My backpack!" The backpack voiced, making Jeremy jump, "Yes, what is it?" Stammering, Jeremy replied "Umm...can you dig underground?" The shoulder blades quickly transformed into jackhammers, and dug away. Eventually, they reached an open pit, which Jeremy fell through. "Aw, not this again," said Jeremy. "AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!" he screamed as he fell into darkness...again.
Jeremy woke up. Something was prodding him. He looked up to see...a jackhammer! "Whoa!" He yelled. "Quiet master, or we may get caught." Jeremy looked around. "Who are you?" Another voice responded "I am YOUR FATHER!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-wait a second, you're in the wrong movie, Vader!" "Aww," said Darth Vader, teleporting away. Jeremy said, "Much better. Now who are you?" The voice replied "I am the backpack you created." Jeremy sighed, "This gets freakier and freakier. Can you help lead me to Mew?" The backpack took a while to respond, eventually saying, "Yes, I will help. But on one condition." Jeremy was confused. His backpack had a condition? Ah, well. "I'll take it. What is your condition?" The backpack paused for dramatic effect. "I...want...COOKIES!" Jeremy looked at his backpack. "Sugar crazy, huh?" His backpack made a motion as if it were nodding. "When we rescue Mew, she can probably make infinite cookies.
"YAAAAAAY!" said his backpack. "Okay, now who's the one who needs to quiet down?" His backpack was silent. "Better. Now which way to Mew?" The backpack opened, pulling out a mini spinning satellite dish. "Thataway!" Jeremy set off in the direction it had pointed.
Chapter 4 -Rescue Part 2
Mew was in anguish. One of the machines in her room had turned on, and a light was beaming and saying "WARNING: MIND-CHANGER TO BE ACTIVATED IN 10 MINUTES. EVACUATE NOW!" She wondered what a Mind-Changer was, and how it might help or harm her chances of getting out of here.
Jeremy had found it! After defeating many guards, and surviving many traps (his hair was still singed from the last one. Man, that was explosive!), he had found a door marked "Torture Chamber." He stepped inside to find Mew strapped to a machine that was stretching her to death. He rushed toward her, only to suddenly change his mind. Why did he want to help Mew? She had yelled at him, and she hated him now, right? He was about to walk out of the room and leave when Mew whispered sadly, Jeremy, I'm sorry. He stopped, turned around, and stared at her. I was so selfish...all I wanted were toys, when what I really needed were friends. Jeremy...will you be my friend? Mew could see his conflicting heart. The machine was working furiously to get him to change his mind and walk out of there. He finally decided. "C'mon Mew...let's get out of here. He unhooked her from her restraints. Mew noticed something gleaming on his back. Noticing her look, he said, "I found your lab." She smiled. This boy might just be a good friend after all.
It was 2 A.M.. They were back at the palace, and Jeremy, Mew, and Nick (the backpack named itself) were chowing down on dessert. Jeremy was still incredulous over what his backpack had decided to name itself. "Seriously dude, Nick? That's...weird, even for a backpack." His backpack, which was currently in a humanoid form, shrugged and continued om nom nomming his cookies. Mew looked up and said, Hey Jeremy, wanna play a game of Yahtzee? Jeremy looked at her for a while. "No tricks?" No tricks, agreed Mew. "You're on!" laughed Jeremy.
Meanwhile, somewhere far away, a voice said "Attempt one has failed. Bring me...Experiment A."
It was a relaxing week. Mew had everything Jeremy liked, from a room of Legos to a professional arcade to an upgraded lab. He had also redecorated his room in shades of red. "Nick helped a lot with the painting," he thought. It was great, because he had a supercomputer in one corner, game systems in another, plasma screen TV in a third corner, and his bed in the fourth. Mew's room had been redecorated too, what with all the destruction in there, to include a secret escape tunnel behind a painting...on the ceiling. "This way no one but a flying Pokemon could follow me," she had explained. Jeremy thought that was a bit much, but all of them were paranoid after the attempted assassination. They watched the news every day, looking for a glimpse of trouble, but none came. Then, finally, they saw an article which read this: NEW SUPERPOKEMON CREATED! DESTROYS LAB OF BIRTH! "This can't be good," said Jeremy. Wut? Said Mew, with her face stuffed full of pancakes. Jeremy suppressed laughter, he would have to remember that face when he needed a laugh. Nick came in and said "Hey guys, did you read the article in the-" "Yes we did," said Jeremy, interrupting. Nick stared a while, before yelling at them, "Well shouldn't we GO?! It's destroying the town!" Alright, we'll go. This town needs a good fight scene. It's been SO BORING lately, said Mew. "Agreed," said Jeremy.
They gathered their weapons, and set off to fight whatever it was. They went to the center of town, to find a creature which looked like...Mew? But it also had some of Jeremy's features, including his copper hair, freckles, and his birthmark on his kneecap. "DESSTROOOYYY," it screamed. Mew, Jeremy and Nick looked at each other, wondering what the heck would this monster try. It turned towards them, pink saliva dripping from it's mouth, and lunged at Nick. Nick smiled, but frowned when the creature ate him whole. "Nick! No!" shouted Jeremy. He fired his LAZOR at the beast, but it only managed to slow it down. The beast screamed, and ate Mew in a flash. Noooooooooooooooo! Screamed Mew as she, too, was swallowed whole. Jeremy was the only one left. He and the creature fought for a long time, until, with a quick gulp, Jeremy was swallowed too.
Meanwhile, a voice previously heard said ominously, "Exxxccellleent."