Randomness is an epic yes! Know this, Vee was VERY close to her uncle, so she has some of that strange randomness in her.

"Cruuuud..." Vee mumbled, they were cornered by the mass of hair hunt troops. Her farts were starting to lessen in power due to the lack of food in her tummy.

"Hello again Vevette, how is your uncle Bobobo? Dead I hope." She clenched her fist as one of Bobobo's old foes stepped out of the shadows. It was OVER, holding his giant scissors and smirking at the girl. "Is this your little rescue group? Please, you're even more pathetic than Bobobo was!" OVER laughed and the men joined him. Vee ground her teeth but couldn't do anything to fight.

"Hey Vee, watch this. I know the fart puncher!" Ed announced. Vee sighed.

"Ed, it's called fis of the back-" Something exploded and everyone but Vee and Ed were down. She was already used to smells like this, Double D and Eddy seemed like they were dying. It wasn't a fist of the back wind attack, but it was pretty damn close. "Let's get out of here before they come to!" Vee exclaimed.

"Come to where?" Ed was looking around.

"Just help me get these guys out of here Ed." She said, trying to drag both unconcious boys out of the woods. Ed scooped all three of them up effortlessly and zoomed out of the forest. "Woah!" Vee kicked Eddy in the head by accident.

At Ed's place

Vee had already stuffed three sandwiches in her mouth made by Double D and was starting on her fourth. She sat on the plushy and filthy purple recliner."So you wanna know what's going on eh? Since when does any of this concern you?" Vee asked, stroking a roasted chicken like a cat with a hitman boss kind of view about her. Ed crawled to her feet, begging.

"Please GodVeemother! I wanna fart like you do!"

"I am sorry my child, it cannot be done." Ed looked like he was about to cry. "Can you do anything with that unibrow?" Vee asked, putting the roasted chicken aside and settling into the chair.

"Can you just please focus and tell us what's going on?" Double D asked, his patience wearing thin as Ed performed on how many things he could balance on his unibrow. Right now he had the bed with Eddy sitting on it.

"Awwwww, but Double D! We were getting to the good part!" Ed whined. Vee was about to throw three gallons of habanero sauce on him.

"No! Now put all that down before-" CRAAASSSHHHH! Ed dropped everything on top of Double D. Vee pulled him out with no effort.

"I'll tell you if you stop nagging me, got it?" She asked, then sat back down on the chair. Ed sat in front of her like a child waiting for a story. Vee stroked her fake gray beard and acted like an old man. "Ookkaay, the story begins with my uncle Bobobo-bobobobo. But people normally just call him Bobobo." Eddy snickered and Double D elbowed him, shutting him up.

"Where I come from, people have special abilities called super fists. The enemy, known as the hair hunt, wanted everyone to be bald. Most had super fists, and using them, they shaved all the hair they could find. The hair kingdom was also destroyed and all its citizens killed except for Bobobo. My uncle had the super fist of the nose hair, and using it, he defeated the hair hunt empire including Zar baldy bald the fourth. My super fist is my fathers as well, the super fist of the backwind." Ed leaned in, his eyes getting all sparkly.

"It's been years, and now the hair hunt has started again but now there is no one to stop them from taking over. My uncle bobobo told me that three hair warriors will rise and stop the madness, but..."

"Buuuuut?" Al three boys egged, leaning in so they could hear the remaining sentence.

"I don't think that anyone could be strong enough for this..." She mumbled, sinking into the chair.

"Awww! Lemme help! I wanna learn how to fight!" Ed said. Vee looked up at him with big blue eyes and with a cute looking scenery around her.

"Reeeaally?" She asked all cutely. Eddy wanted to gag from all this. "Let's try it then, first, eat this." Vee reached into her pocket and pulled out a green glass ball.

"What is that?" Double D asked, about to touch it.

"NO!" He jumped back, startled. "This is only for Ed to touch. Here ya go Ed!" She threw it in the air and Ed ate it.

"oOoooooh! My hair feels all tingly now!" His unibrow wiggled all on its own.

"That was a hairball, it allows certain people to have control over hair. I found three at a gift shop, even though only hair kingdom people are supposed to have it." She said, then pulled out two more. "You guys wanna join the fight?" Eddy and Double D were hesitant on taking them. "The women will like you even more!" Eddy then inhaled the yellow one. Double D took the blue one and swallowed it.

"Oh my..." Double D's armpit hair felt all tingly and strange, then they grew and grew til they were visable from his shirt sleeves. "This is so embarrassing!" He exclaimed, trying to hide his hair. Eddy wasn't having much luck either, the three hairs on his head were all weird and then buzzing uncontrollably like helicopter blades. He began to fly around screaming.

"Looks like I'm going to have to train you to be top notch super fist users..." Vee said, dodging Eddy as he flew by.

"DANCE PARTY!" Ed yelled, then started up the music. Vee and Ed started to dance randomly while a disco ball came out of the roof even though it wasn't installed. Vee bounced around and Ed started to break dance. Eddy took notice of Vee's dancing and couldn't help but let a small smile of humor cross his mouth before wiping it off.

The next day

"Double D, my mom can lift that thing better, and she doesn't even HAVE a super fist!" Vee said angrily. The four were in the junkyard, Double D was trying to pick up a lead pipe with his arms but couldn't.

"I... can't... too... HEAVY!" He gave up and sat down on the ground. "This is almost as bad as physical education..." He complained and drank some water. Vee sighed and looked at Ed, he was lifting an entire washing machine with just his unibrow.

"Well, at least someone's making progress..." Dengaku man came out of the washer in a shower cap and towel. "Dengaku man? WTF!" Vee screamed.

"DO YOU MIND?" He yelled.

"Oh! Sorry!" Ed said, then threw the washing machine into a trash pile.

"Hey guys! Check this out!" Everyone looked to Eddy to see him flying around and buzzing right through a car. The hairs made a horrible sound, like a saw cutting through iron. "Whaddya think of that?" He smirked and saw that rather than paying attention to him, Vee and the guys were taking a break and playing at a table with videogames and sode at their sides.

"I've got you now Ed!" double D exclaimed excitedly, and pressed some buttons. Eddy hurriedly joined them, his eyes drifting to the pink haired girl next to him. Her tongue was stuck out and she was pressing buttons frantically. He had to admit, it was nice to see another good looking girl rather than Nazz all the time. He looked at his game box again.

"TAKE THIS GAMER PIGGY!" He yelled, quickly mashing buttons and eyes wide. From above, there was a boy in a suit of armor, holding a VERY familiar looking board of wood with a crudely drawn smiley face on it.

"Finally, I have found you Eds." He said, a tooth and green tongue showing. His eyes glowed a strange purplish.