Hey guys, your Darkest Lorde here! Today, I will be presenting TO YOU, a special masterpiece by The Darke Lorde Productions in Cleveland, OH, The LOUD MERMAIDS! OOOOOOOHHHHHHH….. K, let's the movie! I mean book. Oh, and this'll be in all the Loud Girls' POV (Meaning Point of View). AND this'll be 10 years later from the Loud House show.
******************************************Lori****************************************
This is it. I'll NEVER see my Bobby Boo Boo Bear again. Why, you ask? WELL MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE LENI, MY DUMB-DONKEY LITTLE SISTER, THOUGHT THAT SOME FRIKING GOD DANG 'CURSED WATERS WERE A-OKAY TO SWIM IN AND ME AND ALL OF MY SISTERS FRIKING CANNON BALLED INTO IT AND WE ALL GOT FRIKING VAPORIZED AND REFORMED SECONDS LATER AS THE MOST FRIKING HIDEOUS MERMAIDS ANY OF US HAVE EVER SEEN IN OUR FRIKING COMBINED 200 FRIKING YEARS OF FRIKING EXISTENCE! Maybe I should stop talking now. My throat's hurting now. Like HECK.
*****************************************Leni*****************************************
Oh. MY. GOSH. LIKE, I'M TOTES A MERMIAD NOW! Though Lori's having a HUMUNGOUS temper tantrum for, like, TOTES 1 reason. She'll never see Bobby again. AND, she's blaming ME for it. Why, though? I didn't know that the waters we cannonballed into were cursed. Sorry, Lori.
**************************************Luna*******************************************
OOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY, this is NOT how I imagined what mermaids would look like. Instead of having our own skin colors but with a seashell bras and a fish tail, we were all the same color ALL OVER, except for stripes, which, on me, were yellow. Luan is an inversion of me, Lucy is a zebra's inversion, Lynn and Lisa were each other's inversion, Lily was basically a lighter, prettier version of me, Lori had a more yellowy-orange than Leni, who had a more reddish orange, and Lana had the darker blue than Lori. (A/N: Oh, did I say orange in the first chapter? I meant to say YELLOW-orange, not orange. D'OH!)
***************************************Luan******************************************
SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I have absolutely NO IDEA how and why mermaids have so many FRIKING fins. Our ears were flattened and spiky, and we have a HUGE fin running down our backs from the base of our neck to the end of the tail, where the usual mermaid tail was, and we have 2 smaller ones on the sides of it and were shorter, and to the sides of THOSE were 2 even SHORTER ones, and we also have an even TINIER one, which was only a simple, small spike-fest (Which was the start of ALL of the other fins), and they all fitted into their own grooves, AND there was a small soft fin (Which was most of the other fins), and we also had friking WINGS. We don't exactly know how to use 'em yet. Also, we have little lobe thingies on our torsos, just below our arms.
********************************************Lynn*************************************
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I CAN NEVER PLAY ANY SPORT OUT OF WATER EVER AGAIN! WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAA! Why, you ask? WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL, a CERTAIN retarded sister of mine, LENI, to be exact, decided to NOT FRIKING READ THE FRIKING SIGN THAT VERY OBVIOUSLY SAID ZFRIKING 'CURSED WATERS', AND NOW WE ARE NOW FRIKING MERMAIDS! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!
*****************************************Lucy****************************************
EH, I don't really care about being a mermaid, but, if I have to, I WOULD. But, I don't really like all of fins. Only disadvantage. But, I like my color scheme. Black and White. It's so macho. I totally dig it.
****************************************Lana*****************************************
Oh, I don't really know about this whole 'Go into the cursed waters and you become a mermaid' of sorts. This is mainly because I like the blue body/orange stripes thing. Looks cool on me. Though, does it make my butt look fat? Please don't tell me it does.
***************************************Lola******************************************
WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, LENI!? WWWWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUNISH ME FOR BEING MEAN TO YOU BY NEVER LETTING ME GO TO A PAEGEANT EVER AGAIN!? WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
*****************************************Lisa*****************************************
GALLOPING GIZMOS! MERPEOPLE ARE REAL!? (A/N: 'Merpeople' is another way to say 'Mermaid'. Also, Mermen for boys) PREPOSTEROUS! Though, very nice. Very nice, indeed. Now I can study the creatures of the sea without the need of heavy air apparatus. However, I have to figure out how to study land creatures.
***************************************Lily*******************************************
SSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'M A MERMAID! THIS IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE! But what if it is a dream? Hold on a sec… OUCH! OH MY GOSH, IT'S NOT A DREAM!? SSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Okay, squealing aside, I REALLY like being a mermaid. Even though I didn't expect mermaids to look like this, I like it.
(A/N: This is Lincoln's POV now. After all the sisters have a shot, Lincoln's POV comes in, K? K. Oh, and it's 3rd person, not 1st person. K? K.)
***********************************Lincoln, the week before******************************
Lincoln was told by an Atlantic Spotted Dolphin to go to the Lord Poseidon's palace in the Caribbean Sea, 30 miles off the coast of Cuba. So, he went there to talk to Poseidon about the deal the two had made, a good long 9 years ago (A/N: I'm making Lincoln die from a Great White Shark attack when he was 12. K? K. Proceed.), which was to kill the same shark that had killed him. Lincoln was a battle-weary soul, with scars running down the sides of his arms, a chopped-off part of his right leg, and a massive bite on his left shoulder, a souvenir from the shark attack that took his mortal life away from him.
Lincoln got to Poseidon's palace, went to the royal court doors, said the Word to the Orca guards, which was "Zlagoeqleyla" of which then the guards nodded, and opened the doors. Poseidon's royal court was bright and sunny as ever, with bright and colorful coral and Abalone shell, with a mosaic of Atlantis, Poseidon's royal city.
Poseidon was, however, not alone, as it was when they had made the deal. His beautiful Nereid wife, Amphitrite, was wearing her crab headband, was on Poseidon's right, with Poseidon's first son, Triton, a mermaid with two fish tails instead of one, and glowing yellow eyes and Great White Shark teeth, was on his left. And, however, there was a young male teenage demigod no younger than 16 with bright sea-green eyes on Triton's left, and a Cyclopes with a soft brown eye in the center of his forehead was on Amphitrite's right.
Lincoln said, "My Lord, I have completed my part of our deal. Now, it is time for you to complete your side of our deal."
Amphitrite and Trion eyed Poseidon, and the demigod and Cyclopes started up a conversation with each other in whispers.
"A deal?"
"Did you know about this, Percy?"
"No, Tyson, I didn't,"
The demigod had called the Cyclopes Tyson, and the Cyclopes had called the demigod Percy. That must have been their names.
Poseidon said, "OH. Well, yes, I must do it, because, I stupidly swore on the River Styx. I guess,"
Percy said, "Dad… what did you promise him?"
Poseidon said, "Percy, I promised him that he could become a god if he killed the same shark that killed him."
"Oh,"
"SSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, might as well start. Lincoln, you are now the God of The Sea, Mythical Creatures, both of Freshwater and of the Sea, Sharks, Mischief, Luck, and Coral Reefs, along with Freshwater Areas."
AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, DONE! I'll make a Lincoln part at the start, and between every 2 girls' POV's, as well as at the end. So, it'll be after Leni, after Luan, after Lucy, and after Lola. Lily's at the end, so I don't need a part after Lily, 'cuz there's already one! Oh, and the next time we see Lincoln, it'll be merely MOMENTS before the Loud Girls become mermaids. Happy awesome day, and PEACE OUT!