Uzumaki Naruto eyes slowly opened to the sound of his blatantly annoying alarm. He lazily presses the snooze button only to be awoken again by his cellphone.
"Shimata!" Naruto yelled in defeat
He picked up his cellphone. The disruption of his beauty sleep was a text from Kiba which read "Get up". Naruto mumbled profanities under his breath and very slowly got out of bed. Everyday for the past 10 years Naruto would wake up at 6:45, go back to sleep, get woken again at 6:59, curse under his breath, eat breakfast, realize that he's late and then run to school. This day was no different...
Naruto was finishing off his breakfast(if you call ramen breakfast) when he actually looked at the clock.
"Kuso, I'm gonna be late!"
He darted to his room and quickly put on his school uniform, a white collared shirt, grey socks with chibi ramen on them, a grey tie and a black blazer and pants. Naruto surveyed his room.
'I know I'm forgetting something, my schoolbag!'.Naruto picked up his schoolbag which was convinetnly placed on his dresser and left for school.
"You're late" Said Kakashi-sensei, his phys-ed teacher.
Naruto caught his breath and glared at his teacher.
"Like you should talk, you got to the class the same time as me!"
"But you're forgetting one thing Naruto" Said Kakashi momentarily glancing from his Icha Icha book to look Naruto in the eyes.
"What?"
"I'm the teacher"
XxX
Hinata tossed and turned in her bed. She wasn't even bothering to try and go to sleep anymore. Oh no, the thing that plagued the Hyuga right now was finding a comfortable position. She rolled in her bed one more time when Neji let himself in.
"You've got 1 hour. If you're not downstairs by then, I'm leaving without you." He stated while closing Hinata's door.
"You could at least knock!" She said to the door.
Hinata yawned and got out of bed. Slipping into her slippers she went to her adjoining bathroom and took a quick shower. Glancing at the clock she saw that she had 37 minutes left. Hinata opened her closet and took out her pre-ironed uniform. Without delay she put on the uniform and brushed her hair into that infamous bob cut. Hinata wasn't the type of girl to put on make-up but today was different. She was trying to impress a certain blonde idiot. Unsure of which make-up to put on, she resorted to inie-minie-minny-mo and choose purple eyeliner, pale foundation, cherry blush, silver eye shadow and pink lip-gloss. After checking her schedule, Hinata was certain that she left nothing undone and decended downstairs with a minute to spare.
"You're lucky" Said Neji as he reluctantly opened the car door for her.
"I know" Hinata smiled
XxX
Kiba felt something warm and slimy on his hand. An alien, no ,just his dog Akamaru. Kiba shuffled out of bed, slipping on a sock and falling flat on his ass. Akamaru barked.
"I'm sure you think this is funny" Kiba said as he scratched his butt..
Kiba got up and went to the bathroom. He knocked on the closed door one, no reply. Twice, silence. Again, nothing. After giving up Kiba finally yelled "Get out of the bathroom. No matter how long you take, it still won't change the fact that you're a fugly prude!"
The bathroom door slowly opened revealing his Dad. Kiba laughed nervously.
"I'm a fugly prude, all right. No allowance for a month."
"But-" Kiba was stopped by his Dad's say-one-more-word-and-you're-dead-look.
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Kiba rentered his room and picked up his cellphone. He sent Naruto a wake up call and
reluctantly made his way to the fridge much to his sister's delight.
"You called otousan a fugly prude, baka"
"At least I'm not a hime" Kiba smiled
"You're right because I'm gonna kill you before you get the chance"
"Bring it on"
XxX
Eyes opened to reveal a pair of hypnotizing black orbs. He clapped to turn on his lights. Washing over the black walls to metamorph into white walls with the Uchiha symbol paint on the wall he was currently looking at. Uchiha Sasuke was definitely not a morning person. The Uchiha exited his bed and studied his reflection in a nearby mirror.
'Sexy as always' He smirked
Sasuke opened a jar on his dresser and began to massage the contents(gel) into his hair to give him that birds ass look that so many fan girls admired. Deeming his hair acceptable, he then went to his chair and put on the uniform placed there the night before. He then went over to a mantle a grabbed his most prized possession, his hall monitor sash
Sasuke made his way to the kitchen only to be greeted by silence. But what else was he expect since he lived in that big mansion all alone. Preparing some miso soup he quickly ate and packed his bento box for lunch. He looked at his watch 7:25.
"Better leave for school" He said out loud
XxX
Shino was awoken by the sounds of thumping against his bedroom window. He put on his glasses and nodded to the bugs in appreciation and dismissal. He cautiously made his way to the bathroom and took a hot shower.
"'Morning " He said to the bugs following his every movement
The Aburame prodigy opened a packet of dragon rolls and emptied their contents into his stomach. He belched.
"Excuse me"
Shino made his way back to his room and put on his school uniform. He walked to the mirror and nodded in appreciation. Deeming himself acceptable he made his way to Ho Shindou High School.
Japanese Translations
Hime-bitch
Otousan-Dad
Baka-idiot