Remedies for the Ill (Various): Laughter is the best medicine, even more so than apples, so everyone, I welcome you to the Remedies for the Ill series! They are all co-authored between Drew and me, and await your perusal below this profile. It is currently a continuing series, as there is an unplanned number of stories here.

The second chapter, also done in letter style. I just hope it's not too confusing for you folks.

Chapter II: Last Exchanges

Dear PY687,
Aha! I have confiscated Numemon Thirty-Four's GBA SP! Numemon Four has gotten what he wants, too; he is in the front row… Truthfully, I hope he goes down first. I have never liked that 'Numemon of mother.' Oh, did I just use that phrase?
From DigiDrew, 15:17 February 7th, in a state of confusion

Dear DigiDrew,
Yep, you did. Hey look, what is your grandmother doing over there? Looks like she's not doing that bad of a job – in fact, it seems too… uh, never mind. Let us just go get – eek, it is Omnimon! What do you want from me, hmm? Please, let me… and my… um, friends… go!
From PY687, 6:72 July 2nd, angry at Omnimon

Dear DigiDrew and PY687,
What do I want from you? Well, I am a Royal Knight, and I must be truthful! I have tried foiling your Baby smuggling schemes, and this time, they have been successfully stopped! Well, I have an exchange. Maybe, if you give me seventy percent of the profits and… ah, Numemon Four! Get away from me, you horrible pest!
From Omnimon, sometime, uncomfortably close to becoming insane

Dear Omnimon,
What kind of exchange do you require so that I can get my Digimon back and continue in getting rich?
From PY687, sometime, somewhere

Dear PY687,
You give me DigiDrew and his rogue band of Numemon, and I will give you back your Digimon in return. How does that sound?
From Omnimon, 12:05 July 4th, watching fireworks

Dear Omnimon,
Huh, I am considering that as of the moment… To be honest with you, DigiDrew is a good friend, but if I can earn money again, I just might agree with you.
From PY687, 12:06 July 4th, watching fireworks

Dear PY687 and Omnimon,
WHAT DO YOU TWO MEAN?! How dare you do this to me, PY687…! Moreover, I actually considered you one of my friends.
From DigiDrew, 12:07 July 4th, sprinting away from fireworks

Dear DigiDrew,
Whoops, I have agreed already. You had better run if you want to keep your life...
From PY687, sometime, somewhere

Dear PY687,
Bah, whatever! Hey, look, my grandmother is with Gallantmon! Yuck! Well, at least they are here to save me from that horrible psycho and you.
From DigiDrew, noon, in the universe

Dear Everyone,
We are here to save you, grandson! Gallantmon… Numemon army… attack the Royal Knights at full force!
From Rita PlatinumNumemon and Gallantmon, sometime, somewhere

Dear Readers,
Rita swoops in with her new fiancée, Dukemon, and quickly helps beat Omnimon. He cowers in fear, and runs away. Everything is good again.
From Narrator #1, afternoon, in the world

Dear Readers,
No, no, this will not do at all; our ending must be much better than this!
Therefore, Numemon Four and Mr. Tinkles dash to the rescue. Numemon Four is surprisingly wielding the great plunger, Excretabur, with which he vanquishes the other Royal Knights except for Omnimon (other than Gallantmon, of course, as Granny Rita would not allow it)! DigiDrew went on to somehow scare away Omnimon (he does not wish to enclose such details), and thus, PY687's Digimon were saved, and our two heroes (DigiDrew and PY687; however pathetically puny they might be) lived happily ever after! That is, until Count Drew and Pygor came in, but that is a different story… well, a continuation, but you get my point.
From Narrator #2, before noon, in space