Cullen Fan Mail

Got a question for the Cullens?

Wanna find out where Emmett works out?

Think Rosalie is the same girl you saw in front of Victoria's Secret?

Dying to know where Alice really shops?

Well ask them!

It's as simple as... replying!

When other people are answering (other than the person you wrote it to) it will be bold

Disclaimer: (place witty disclaimer sentence here) Oh and btw… I don't own Twilight.

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Dear Cullen Family

Um, they never said you were gay, Carlisle. At least not what I read. Are you hiding something? Well, anyway there is this poll on ff about who is best in bed, Jasper, Edward, Emmett, or Carlisle. I pick Carlisle!
Sincerely,
Gracelalia

Dear Gracelalia,

Edward told me the asker was thinking it. And why else would they ask a question such as 'Is you hair naturally blonde?' NO! I am not hiding something. I'm err… flattered?

Edward: HOW COULD YOU PICK HIM????? HE'S OOLD!

Excuse me? Go to your room young man!

Edward: Sorry Carlisle

Jasper: Don't be. Why Carlisle??? Emmett what did you give this poor child to smoke????
Jasper! We do not talk like that in this house! Go to your room!

Jasper: Sorry Dad

Author: I would pick Edward. Teehee

Emmett: What?!?!?! All 3 of them are prudes! I'm the best just ask Rosalie!

How would Rosalie know?

Emmett: I, err… told her?!?!?!

Emmett! Go to your room!

Sincerely,

The Cullen boys

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Dear Edward,

Do you really hate Jacob Black?

God bless,
pacificgirl89

Dear Pacificgirl89,

What a wonderful question! Yes! I do hate him ( you will tell Bella nothing ) But I do owe him. He saved Bella from well, herself. Although I do loathe him, I owe him.

Sincerely,

Edward

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To: Jazz (The Sexiest Vampire Alive![Dead?) and mebes Alice
I love you, Jazzy! And I love you with Alice, so I won't ask you to marry me
(tear). JAZZY, I KNOW THAT YOU WERE A CONFED SOLDIER AND NOT A COWBOY BUT DO
YOU AND ALICE LOVE THE MOVIE HIDALGO?
bloody ampersand

Dear Bloody Ampersand

Thank you? You are the only fan girl to respect my wishes. SEE EMMETT I DO HAVE FAN GIRLS! Emmett didn't believe me. And I do quit enjoy Hidalgo!

Love,

Jasper (although jazzy does sound quite nice. I think I'll use that from now on.)

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Dear Carlisle,

Can you walk up walls?

From,

NewFanofTwilight

Dear NewFanofTwilight,

Errrrr nooo

The laws of gravity and physics still apply to vampires.

What is twilight supposed to be any way? Do you mean you are happiest at the time twilight? How fascinating.

From,

Carlisle