A/N: Here's the commentary on jo belkes boy friend's fic.

Chapter 2:

anL THAN U jo belle 4 eeditin dis.

Jo belle didn't do very well.

THE SECUND CHAPTEER

No way! It's not like this is the one after the first one.

Haree drov hiz truk downed a street. hermiunee was singin along 2 tayler swift.

Poor Taylor Swift…

I mad sur to hit a bunch ov blak people with mi new truk. They screemed 4 mercy but haaree jus lafed.

Evil Harry is funny.

Suddnly the truk puld 2 a stup. IT WAS… … … … … … … … … … … … FLOR DÉCOR! Whqat the hek,' Hermione screemed angstly.

So much angst… I wonder what Floor Décor is doing to them.

Flor décor walkd ovr 2 us, "mrs weezlee wants 2 c u now?"

That's not very much angst.

Perviow of nxt chaptr:

MRS WEESLEE SED: "RON IS DED!""""'''''''''''''''''''''

Poor characters being submitted to this guy's wacky ideas.