ME: And i decided to update twice in one day YAY!
Naruto:Yo any news on the poll
Me:Yep everyone seems to want you with Temari Mei and Anko
Naruto:WHAT THE HELL! i can understand temari but the sadistic snake she'll poison me before anything happens and i have no comments on Mei
ME:Come on naruto give her a chance! Now AUTHOR STYLE: DISCLAIMER TECHNIQUE!
Disclaimer:I DO NOT OWN NARUTO or the Infinity sword or Rune Slayer class from elsword They belong to their respectful owners
Current Harem members:
FemKyuubi
FemHaku
Hinata
Polls:
Temari:9
Anko:8
Mei:8
Ino:6
Tayuya,Fu and hana:4
Shizune:3
TenTen and Kurotsuchi:2
Rin or Kin can't remember her name:1
(First to twenty gets added)
"Dattebayo!" speech
'Dattebayo!' thoughts
"Don't mess with me!" Demonic Speech
'I swear if this Gaki...' Demonic thoughts
"Kage Bushin!" Jutsu and styles
Chapter 2:Naruto VS The Emo Bi-Brooder yeah Brooder
*Ninja Academy*
Naruto was facing against one of the most dangerous enemies in the ninja world the written test 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK i swear i can see the troll face in one of these questions!' The young Jinchuriki growled at the paper as he suddenly thought of something 'Oh Kyuu-Chan~' Naruto thought in a sing song voice 'Yes Naruto?' The Nine tailed fox was none too pleased getting her rest disturbed 'Can you help me with these questions?' he added a mental puppy dog eyes no jutsu for effect before hearing a sigh 'FINE the answers are Katon,Raiton,Futon,Doton,Suiton,Kekkei Genkai, and Food pills!' The overgrown Vixen growled out before returning to her rest while the Teen Infinity Slayer quickly wrote the answers before turning the test over and reading his book. Naruto found out that he could Enchant his Conwells with various elements and even Blast Runes from his hands while smirking at the pranks he could pull 'Oh sweet revenge is coming your way KONOHA!' at this thousands of Konoha residents shivered as the Ichiraku family randomly thought about Our hero with a smile.
After an hour the clock rang loudly before Iruka picked up the test on Naruto's side while Mizuki got the other. Finally finished Iruka stood in front of the class with a smile "Now it's time to See your taijutsu styles so in 45 everyone is to report outside use this time to practice your skills!" With that the Academy sensei took his leave with Assistant in tow while the genin groaned. "Yo Naruto wanna spar?" running up to Naruto was the Inuzuka clan heir and a personal friend Kiba they were pranking buddies since both first entered the academy with Shikamaru and Choji they were a force to be reckoned with. "Sure Kiba but maybe it could be a one on one i don't want Akamaru to get hurt" This was why Kiba liked the other male he didn't want animals hurt especially dogs "Sure i'll have Hinata-Chan watch him now come on!" The Dark haired male literally dragged The Dual hair colored jinchuriki toward the spar area as Naruto sighed. This was gonna be a long test
*Sparring Area*
"So any rules?" Kiba asked Many people gathered to watch the two of the dead last fight each other "Yeah No illegal hits,Any Style is Approved,And NO INTERFERING ANYONE!" Killing intent was used for the last rule s everyone shivered as Naruto got into the stance the Kyuubi taught him the Kitsune no torikku {Fox's Trick} This Taijutsu style didn't rely on strength but speed and like the Juuken Pressure points and Fatal Blows while everyone laughed "Dobe what the hell kind of stance is that?!" Smirking the uchiha chuckle a bit "HAJIME!" Hinata yelled as Kiba charged forward slashing at Naruto who dodged it like it was nothing before Sweeping Kiba who Jumped as Naruto threw a palm upward hitting the slightly taller male in the stomach knocking wind out of him before jumping above kiba and kicking him downward The Inuzuka groaned when he hit the ground as the crowd stood shell shocked at the former blonds performance before gulping 'He's Stronger than i thought!' half the crowd thought together before a smashing sound was heard as Naruto and Kiba were surrounded by a White Rune that seemed to heal them. Standing Naruto saw the Reactions of confusion "What?" They yelled one thing all together "HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!" Naruto stared at them before turning away "Not gonna tell you It's an Original Style" with that the Wildcard of the Ninja academy was now known as Naruto Uzumaki.
*45 minutes later*
"Alright everyone come up and grab a number this will pit you against another Student this is random so everyone come up and get a number!" After scrambling around getting their numbers the Fights went like this:
Hinata VS Sakura:Winner Hinata
Kiba VS Choji:Winner Kiba
Shikamaru VS Shino: Winner Shino
(A/N:Well the important ones anyway)
"Now for the final participant please come up" Mizuki yelled as The Kyuubi container and the lone survivor of the massacre walk up slowly one Smirking confidently the other had a Neutral expression "Come on Dobe lets get this over with so i can get genin" Naruto inwardly growled as he got into his Taijutsu stance before Mizuki yelled "HAJIME!" Naruto charged forward and delivered a palm strike to Sasuke's shoulder to which the uchiha returned the favor with a left hook "Come on you showed me you're better than this so why won't you fight for real!" Sasuke was growling now before he shot towards Naruto and sent a Crescent Kick toward him which the Red and Blond male returned to counter it with a Palm Heel to his ankle which made Sasuke grit his teeth in pain then Naruto took the chance to grab his arm and throw the Duck-ass haired male into the ground rendering him himself down before heading to his seat with friends Naruto was stopped by the One and Only Pink Haired Academy student With Bitch Release techniques "NARUTO-BAKA WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO SASUKE-KUN ARE YOU JUST MAD HE CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU?!" After a few seconds one of the most Epic,Scary,And did i mention epic things Naruto ever did happened "WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GOD DAMN BANSHEE REINCARNATE FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON I KNOW I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I EVER LIKED YOU EVEN INO IS LESS ANNOYING THAN YOU ARE AND QUESTION WERE YOU BORN INTO THE BUDDHIST MONKS OF BITCHERY WHEN THE SEVEN STARS OF BITCHING ALIGNED THEN YOUR FIRST WORD WAS NAG?!" Naruto ended his rant with a small smile "Finally able to get that out *phew* that took forever anyway Let's go guys" And with Naruto,Kiba,Choji,Hinata,And Shikamaru left for a quick lunch as the whole class just pissed themselves from the K.I radiating of the Short Male.
*Ichiraku Ramen*
"Ahhh that's good,man who knew ranting worked up an appetite?" Naruto asked everyone as a pile of thirty-nine bowls were piled next to him 'WHERE DOES HE PUT THAT ALL AWAY?!' Three of the four companions asked as Choji tried to catch up to Naruto emphasis on tried he passed out at bowl twenty."Naruto you shouldn't be eating too much Ramen it isn't healthy" That was how Kiba Learned never to get in between Naruto and his ramen.
*One hour later Ninja Academy*
Naruto and entourage entered with a battered Kiba who was mumbling about "never talk down ramen" to himself as Naruto took his seat in the back corner with a small smile while looking out the window as the final test was Annouced "OK everyone we're going to do the three basic academy jutsu for the final The Henge,Kamiwari,Kage Bushin" Half of the class groaned those were the civilian children as the others smiled thats when the test began.
*Twenty crying Civilian children later*
"Alright you guys are the genin that actually passed come back in one week to get your teams" Iruka was tearing up he was never so proud of A graduating class in his whole life "NOW OFF WITH YA!" the now genin nodded before they ran different directions to their families as Naruto was walking out slowly ignoring the glares and Insults the someone called him "A Demon's Experiment gone wrong" Naruto growled before he lost focuse the henge on his tail dissapeared as his Ears popped out of his head while everyone gasped "It's true we were right all along he's a demon in human skin KILL HIM!" one of the villagers yelled before Naruto ran off.
*Hokage Monument*
"What did i ever do to them?" in his eyes while sobbing quietly before he heard footsteps his fox ears twitched as he summoned a conwell and threw it at the person said person was Sarutobi who caught it before sighing in relief "JEEZ GAKI YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" before chuckling as Naruto looked at him with an impassive look "Naruto i heard what happened and I'm sorry the villagers are fools i promise they won't hurt you and if they do then i'll burn Konoha down by myself" the young jinchuriki smiled sadly at that "Thanks but may i ask you a question?" Smiling widely Sarutobi shouldn't have said these words "Sure Naruto go ahead" "Why did the Yondaime A.K.A my father seal Kyuu-chan inside of me?"
BREAK! -stops the story- nope perfect cliffhanger not gonna pass it up -runs off- NEAGS IS OUT PEACE