Mom can I watch that new show Queer eye for the straight guy the one that was advertised earler on today it er looks good Stan said smilling
Er yes shure of course but what makes you want to watch that normally you never really bother about fashion and you let me pick your clothes and you say that's really for girls Sharon asked confused as Stan really normally did hate fashion and if any fashion shows came on that his mom wanted to watch Stan would disappear up to his room or go outside anything so he didn't have to watch it infact Stan would rather do his homework than watch a TV about fashion and he hated homework so thise was really confusing
Er I dunno why I just do want to watch it it looks cool Stan said with a shrug
Bet its becouse of that stupid new Metrosexul craze that's in New York and its ment to be coming here he thinks it's mega cool I over heard him telling his stupid little freinds on the phone Shelly said
Shut it you I do not think its cool and anyway your not ment to be listening into my calls what I say to my freinds is privet I don't listen into your stupid phone calls to your stupid boyfriends. Stan yelled
Oh shhh both of you stop fighting okay let's have some peace in thise house. And yes okay we will watch the show together all 3 of us and also I heard Mrs Stotch talk about the show s trailer the other day and she said it looked good she's going to watch it said Sharon turning on the TV and everyone seen 5 good looking young men talk to another man about his looks his behaviour and clothes
Stan watched with great intrest as the 5 men Who were all gay give a scruffy looking straight man a compleat makeover from his clothes hair and looks and also how to behave and act around females and even taught him a few dance moves and in the end the guy looked really awesome like an entire different person
Wow thise Metrosexual thing looks really cool but I don't know if I can aford it those clothes are designer ones from top brand names but that guy looks fantastic wish I was him Stan thought yet even though Stan did have money in a bank account that was put aside for him that was really for his collage funds and future and not to be touched till Stan was 18
For the next entire hour Stan sat really quiet watching the show fascinated and taking in everything he'd seen and list ing to everything the men said as they passed on beauty tips and how to take care of yourself and dress nicely infact Sharon had never seen Stan so quiet in her life he was spell bound by the program
After the program has finished Stan made his excuses saying he was going to call his freinds again and went upstairs to the bathroom and looked in the mirror sighing
Stan was a good looking boy pale skin navy blue eyes and glossy black hair but like Craig Stan thought he was average really he'd say that Kenny and Kyle were the best looking boys in school but not him so Stan grabbed a spare comb and gave his hair a comb something he normally had to be told to do
Once Stan checked that the bathroom door was closed and that no one could hear him he looked at himself in the mirror again and said. quietly ...Hey their silly buns and OMG no way girlfreind pretending to have a lisp and talk like the guys in the queer eye show and he got the voice pretty good thise would be his new Metrosexual voice but it could do with a bit more work on it he thought
Also else where Craig who'd also seen the show had sneaked into his parents room and stole his moms pail pink nail polish and took it back to the bathroom locking himself inside incase someone came in
Their Craig looked at his nails and sighed as they were in a bad way and it take a lot of scrubbing to clean them up he thought ao Craig filled up the sink with hot soapy water and a nail brush
After about 5 miniutes of Constant scrubbing Craig finally got his nails clean but they were still in a bad way and he'd really would have loved to get a manicure at the locjhal beauty spa but thise would have to do just now so once Craig had dried off his then carfully painted them a delicate shade of of pale pink his first small steps to being Metrosexual
Omg just wait till everyone sees thise their gonna be so Jelouse that I'm first to go Metrosexual he thought to himself also Craig desided that he'd paint Tweeks nails pink. Too and that be a challenge. Getting Tweeks nails to look nice as they were in bad way too dirty bitten and coffee stained but with Craig's care they'd hopefully come up nice
But elsewhere Stan had done the same thing and now he was wearing a pretty shade of pale pink nail polish that he'd taken out his parents room as he daren't dare touch Shellys nail polish as he valued his life and now Stan sat blowing on his nails to dry them
Hmmm not bad at all I guess that will do for just now till I get a proper manicure Stan thought sneaking back into his parents room to put back the nail polish as his parents were tiding up downstairs and getting the dinner ready and Shelly was on the phone chatting to yet another new boyfreind and she was in the lounge good job as if she'd have caught Stan shed have told on him no doubt
That night both Craig and Stan tried to hide their painted nails untill they felt the time was right to show them so just now both boys felt they were closet metrosexuals just now
But later that evening Randy was also talking about the Metro craze with some of his workmates on line infact all the men were talking about it
So what do you think of thise Metrosexual craze then asked Randy when he came off line
Well I don't know really it could be a good thing as some of the men in thise town look like homeless pepole and smell bad so maybe thise metrosexual craze could be a good thing and do thise town some good and those men that present the show even though they are Gay ohhh their so good looking too why do you know enyone that's gone metrosexual said Sharon
No not yet but the guys are talking about it and they like it too Randy said
Well if it improves everyone then yes go for it Sharon smilled
At hearing that Stan so wanted to tell everyone that he'd painted his nails and planned to go Metro very soon but he held back and kept quiet about it and kept his nails hidden
Next day as the Blizzards has stopped and eased a but despite the heavy snow that still lay on the ground and the icy cold temprutures the school managed to reopen that day and everyone just wore their normal clothes but everyone was talking about the metro craze but Stan never mentioned it. and kept his hands hidden as most of the time he had his gloves on so Stan didn't. Say anything. To Craig and Craig also kept quiet too not saying anything to Stan but at lunchtime in the toilets Kenny spyed on Craig and Tweek as Craig painted Tweeks nails and he hurried back to tell Stan
Oh crap Craig's going metrosexual too said Stan when Kenny told him what did you see he asked the blond
Well I was in the cubical taking a dump Kenny sniggerd but Stan cut him off Kenny Metrosexualx don't talk that way It's too course Stan said making Kenny tut
Well what ever I was in the toilet cubical right and I heard Craig and Tweek comming in I recognised their voices and Tweek spazzing out as ushal and Craig said thise nail Polish is just really beautiful it's a delicate shade of pink it looks really natural but adds shine to your nails and your nails are in a bad way but that manicure I'm treating you too will help them Kenny said oh and they also put on fake gay lisps Kenny added
So did you see anything or did they see you asked Stan worridly
Na all they seen was a closed cubical door and feet underneath if they looked but doubt it and I seen nothing shure they might smelt what I did as it stank a bit oh and I let one rip in the cubical so they'd have heard that maybe smelt it too as I sometimes do stinky farts depends what iv eaten But as i said they didnt see me so it could have been anyone really Kenny sniggerd making Stan roll his eyes but said nothing about Kennys toilet Habits
Damn it if Tucker and his gang go metrosexual then we will have some compertion we need to step up our act Stan said
Well in not really shure if I want to go metrosexual I'm happy the way iam okay maybe iam scruffy and smell a bit and my hair needs washed and cut but hey that's me really iv no compliantes shrugged Kenny smilling
Huh your like that becouse you can't afford to dress nicely and you don't have hot water your far too poor Cartman taunted the blond boy
Shut it fatass you couldn't even fit into the clothes least I'm skinny and I can wear anything I want as it will fit me no problem
Look will you guys shut up I thought I had your back up on thise if I'm going Metrosexual I need your support Stan said
Yeah you will but look around you Stan the guys are dressed normal and who's to say the craze will even take off might not come here we all know their is poverty in thise town a lot of pepole can't aford the metrosexual craze and think about it not every craze takes off here Kenny said
Yeah true but a lot of crazes do take off here and something tells me that thise new metrosexual craze is gonna be really big and won't be long till all the guys here are Metrosexual Stan said
Well what ever then but I dunno really I guess we will have to just wait and see what happens said Kenny as the bell went and everyone all headed for class
Nomore was said about the metro craze in class as everyone. Got on with their lessons but Stan. Kept trying to get a look at Craig and Tweeks nails but as they were sitting behind him today So it was hard to see and Stan did get told off a few times for turning round and he was told to look at the front and pay attention unless he wanted detention so he didn't see Craig and Tweeks nails but later all the girls were talking about the new Metro craze stunning the boys a bit
Oh did you girls see that cool new show queer eye for the straight guy on tv yestarday ohh isn't it awesome and those guys are so cute too I think my mom has a crush on them even though their gay a girl with long black hair said as she went into her locker
Oh yeah Wendy my mom loves the show too and apparently theirs a new fashion trend going round for guys in the big citys I heard its huge in New York and LA it's called metrosexual I think and basicly what it means is guys taking care of themselfs and getting beauty treatments having their hair done and wearing nice clothes stuff us girls have being doing for years a girl with long blonde curly hair said
Oh yeah that's so true Bebe it's really good too oh my mom loves the show too another girl said and 3 more girls all commented on the show at how cool it was and how cute the presenters were
I think it's an awesome show and I really like a guy to look and smell really good oh God I'd love to date a metrosexual it be so cool and you could share beauty tips with him too now I'm not saying our boys are ugly or smell bad or dress scruffy well apart from Kenny but guess its not his fault as he's in poverty but the boys here could really do with a visit from those queer eye guys their so cute and let's face it our boys are hopeless all they care about is farting going to Sizzelers and that stupid Terrance and Philip show they have no fashion. Sence they don't comb their hair their clothes look if they've slept in them and their nails are filthy and bitten Wendy said making a discusted face as she took her best freind Bebe by the arm as they headed off for their next class
OMG did you guys hear that what a fucking cheek were not ugly and that bitch had a go at me fuck I want to slap her stupid face said Kenny in a bad mood now
But sadly the boys had overheard everything and were deeply offended by it all and poor Kenny felt really hurt at what he heard as he couldn't help the way he looked
Well that's chapt 2 done did plan to make it long but visitors have come so got to be polite and talk to them So chappy 3 will be coming sometime soon if I have time. As have a Dentist visit tomorrow :-/ but enjoy the story