Philippines+ Hetalia
Valentine's Day Edition: Part 2
Germany passes through the people of the street. He looks at the map that leads to Philippine's house (don't ask where he got it). When he turns a corner, he has a feeling that he is being followed. He quickly turns around and sees a familiar curl behind him.
"Italy," Germany says. "What are you doing here?"
"When I woke up this morning, I noticed that you weren't there." Italy responds.
Germany rolls his eyes at Italy. "You were in my bed." Germany crosses his arms and puts on a face that a parent would put on when they are about to scolded their children. "I told about a billion times already, stop sleeping in my bed. Learn to sleep independent!"
"I'm sorry." Italy whimpers as his eyes begin to fill with tears. Germany tries to look away but still fells guilty. This happens about everyday.
"You can uh come with me to Philippines house." Germany mutters. Italy face automatically lit up with delight.
"Really?" he asks.
By looking at Italy's childish smile, Germany couldn't help but grin himself. "Yeah."
(You are now imagining the Hetalia opening theme song)
Germany and Italy step onto the front porch of Philippine's house and knock on the door. The door opens when they knocked on it. "I think we should go." he says to Italy but he is already walking in the house. "Italy!" Germany whispers after him.
"What?" Italy says very loudly. Germany walks over to Italy and covers his mouth.
"Shut up!" he says. Then the two countries hear a sound coming from the door to the side of them. Germany walks to the door, dragging Italy with him. There is a crack in the door big enough for someone to look through it.
Germany and leans towards the door and peeps into a room that looks like a sunroom. There are two couches in the room. They notice that a man is sitting on one of the couches. It is America and before him is Philippines. Her hands are on her hips and face is filled with aggravation.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Philippines asks America.
America yawns and stretches his arms on the couch. "I have a little booboo on my lip" He purses his lip to prove his 'booboo'.
Philippines leans in to look at America's lip. "I don't see anything. Your lip isn't hurt."
"It feels hurt." America whines. "Will you kiss it and make it better?"
Philippines face turns the color of scarlet. "Why the hell would I kiss you?!" she exclaims.
America face looks confused. "You kissed me when I got bitten by that snake."
"I didn't kiss you!" Philippine argues. "You was bitten in a hand by that poisonous pet snake of yours and I was saving your life by trying to such the poison from you."
"You still kissed me." America mutters.
"America." Philippines as she lashes out her bolo sword (which apparently came from thin air) and points at America heart. "You walk away from this house or you can crawl away from this house. It's your choice."
America scoffs. "Philippines, you hit me with that thing so many times now I'm practically immune to it. No matter how many times you hit me with that thing, I won't leave here without a kiss."
'Blackmail' Germany says to himself. 'I should have used that.' Philippines stands there and weighing her options.
"Fine…" Philippines sighs. She steps towards America and begins to lean towards him. She aims for his cheek… America notices this and stops her.
"When I meant by kiss I meant a kiss on the lips." America grins and points to his lips. Philippines grimaces.
"I wouldn't go near you even if we were the last people on earth and the only chance for human kind to survive was to reproduce with you. I would just say 'Good riddance'." Philippine sneers and turns away from America.
"Ouch." America says. "That's one blow for humanity. At least we know we won't count on you to be a hero."
"Oh just shut up." Philippines snaps.
America shrugs and gets comfortable. "Then I'll be here for a while." America yawns again. "Where's your bathroom?"
"Upstairs." Philippines mutters. America gets up and goes to the bathroom. Philippines stands in the sunroom alone for a while. Germany notices Italy getting slack. He looks down and sees him asleep. Then America voice rings through house, which wakes up Italy.
"Philippines." America says with a stupid grin on his face. In his hand is an unidentified object. "I never knew you even owned these kinds of things." He holds out the object in his hand and its Philippine's teddy. Germany and Italy's faces turn red as blood run down face. However, their face didn't compare to Philippines.
"Put that down you bastard!" Philippines says as she run after him to get her under thing from him. Not matter what Philippines did, America is just to fast for her.
"I wonder what you look like that in this. Why don't you model it for me?" America laughs at Philippines horror-struck look.
"Please America, I will do anything." Philippines begs. She cover her mouth with an instant regret of saying what she just said. She had to stop saying that to people.
"Anything." America grins a sinister grin. Philippine shakes her head in terror. America steps towards her to where there's little space between them. He points to his lips. "Just for three seconds."
"You promise to return my stuff?" Philippines asks. America nods. Philippines takes in a deep breath and lean up towards America. When there are just cementers away from their lips connecting, England comes strolling in from the backdoor in the room.
"Cheerio all!" England smiles. Philippines shrieks and jumps from America. She bumps into one of her plants and hides behind it.
"England." she manages to say. "What are you doing here?"
"Well I was coming here to see if you wouldn't go to lunch with me but you seem busy." England looks from Philippines to America. "I'll just come back at another time."
"NO!" Philippines says a little too loud. "I'll go with you." America tries to protest but Philippines flies right by him. England holds out his arm and she takes it. "Oh and America, don't trash the house while I'm gone." She and England turn and go out the door. America-including Germany and Italy- stand there in silence shock. Then Germany feels his leg going numb and he fell through the door, with Italy in tow. They fall on top of each other and America yelps in shock.
"What the f-"
=America "Hetalia"=
England still across from each other at the outside table. It is a beautiful day, the sun is out and the sky has no cloud in sight. The waiter take the two countries and pours their wine.
"I have to use the powder room." Philippines excuses herself from the table. When England makes sure that Philippines is in the bathroom, England takes out a bag of powdery green stuff and puts it in her drink. You see England pre-made a love potion. The person that drinks the love potion falls in love for England and will want to kiss him (but it only last for a short time.) England finishes when Philippines came back. England barely says anything before they were interrupted.
"Picture! Picture!" Italy yells as his takes snap shots of England and Philippines. Japan, Germany, and Italy stand in front of the two surprised countries.
"Ano?!" Philippines exclaims in confusion.
"What in bloody hell are you doing here?" England asks the trio.
"Italy wanted to see how you guys are doing and take some pictures. I'm here to keep him under control." Germany explains.
"What about Japan?" Philippines says, snapping out of her confused state.
"I was hungry." Japan days. He takes a chair and sit besides Philippines. He grabs a bread stick in the table and starts to nibble it. Then America comes out of nowhere.
"Hey!" America says, he sounded out of breath. "I need a drink." he grabs Philippines and takes a sip from it. England cries out for America not to drink, but it is too late. America stands there for a second and then turns in England's direction. America eyes shape turn into big hearts and smiles.
"England…" he says. England slowly gets out of his seat, watching America with closes eyes. America then flings his arms out and makes a grab for England, but England dodges him and run. "Baby, don't run away. You can't deny me your lllloooovvvveeee." America runs after England. The others stand there flabbergasted.
"What happen?" Italy asks as he takes the cup that America drank out of. He sniffs it and takes a sip.
"No!" the others cry, but it is too late. Just like America, his eyes turn heart shape and begins to chase England.
"Let share pasta together England!" Italy exclaims. Just when things can't any worse, France comes strolling in.
"Ello! France is here." France then eyes the poisoned wine. "Oh wine! Just what I need." No one even warned France not to drink it. Unlike the others, France didn't change looks (I guess he always look insane). France turns toward the running England. England sees and stops dead in his tracts.
"Don't tell me he…" England says.
Frances looks at England with eyes filled with desire. "You're looking very sexy today, England." Then France holds out his arms. "Now come with me in amore."
"No way in bloody hell." England exclaims and run begin to run again. Behind him are the three love-struck countries that are making kissy noises and singing "Baby Come Back".
(You are now imagining Hetalia ending theme song)