Disclaimer: Do you really think I own Gossip Girl? I think not. Anyways, since I don't want to get sued, I do not own or claim to own Gossip Girl.
Author Note: Is anyone having Gossip Girl withdraws? I sure am. And a small update: I have a link in my profile for a site named Retro Circus, you can get on there and see pictures of Audrey and others, right now all there are, are pictures but more will be on there soon.
"So, why mister untrustworthy, oh master of mine?" Nate glared at Audrey as they both sat at the outside tables eating lunch. Audrey grabbed her Spiderman lunch box from the bench and laid it on the table in front of her. A crazy smirk appeared on her face as she opened the lunch box, and then a bright light shinned from- OK, so maybe it didn't do that in reality but in Audrey's mind that was exactly what happened. Loose strands of hair that were pinned to her head suddenly flew loose in front of her face.
"She's been acting really weird when she comes around me, very out of it, changes subjects a lot." He said, taking his sandwich off his tray and stuffing it in his mouth, the loser wouldn't bring his own Spiderman lunch box. He's 'too mature' for all of that nonsense. Audrey just decided that she would have to teach him, yet again how to have fun. The first time Nate and Bitch Blair got together he had started acting like the perfect son his father always wanted him to be, and at first Audrey though it was fine. He was only acting that was around them, but never around her. And then one day it was like he didn't know what actual 'fun' was, or what it meant.
"Don't you think that maybe, just maybe, it could be drugs?" He glared at me again, a piece of meat and bun hung out of his mouth. He swallowed and took a drink of his Pepsi. "What? I'm serious. It could be drugs…You never know, she does have a lot of weight on her shoulders since she is the 'Most Popular Girl In 2007'." Audrey said with quotations. Their school's yearbook had just been released to the entire student body, and of course Blair Woldorf won 'Most Popular', 'Prettiest Girl', and 'Rich Bitch'. OK, so maybe not the third one, but she should have won that.
"It's not drugs, Audrey. I just know it's what we were talking about," Nate said looking around the room, there was only one other person there and it was Philip Larson, her geeky fourteen year old science partner, Half the words he said did not make sense to Audrey. It was probably the same for him also, not even Audrey understood half the things that ended up coming out. Audrey gave him a look and Nate leaned in across the table towards Audrey and whispered, "It has to be another guy."
Audrey shrugged but kept her mouth shut. It wasn't the best of moments to speak her mind. Nate went back to eating, and Audrey slipped her Ipod out of her bag and unrolled the headphones. She was about ready to place the buds in her ears when she felt hands snatch them away, sending her Ipod falling to the ground. She swung herself around on the bench to beat the heck out of whoever it was. Then she saw Knox Martin standing behind her with his goofy grin on his face and she instead just smacked him hard in the stomach. His cough from her blow pleased her enough that she didn't go into full on battle and she let it go.
Audrey leaned over and picked the Ipod up off the ground and dusted the dirt off of it, she hugged it to her chest and glared at Knox as he sat down beside her. She threw the Ipod back into her bag seeing as it was pretty worthless to listen to it now. Knox and Nate said their hello's and Nate went back to his constant state of panic and worry. Audrey rolled her eyes as he played with his food. She reached over and grabbed his fork and through a bit of the mashed potatoes he was stirring into soup, onto his face. "She isn't worth it! How can I get that through your head, Nate? She's not worth anything."
"Bitch Blair problems?" Knox asked as he dug into his sandwich that had been wrapped in plastic wrap. Nate grumbled and grabbed a napkin that was in front of him to wipe his face. Audrey saw a person out of the side of her eye and she turned her head towards them. She groaned as Chuck Bass walked slyly up to the table and slammed his tray down on the table. He sat as far away from Audrey and Knox as he possibly could, and turned to Nate. "So I was thinking about that party down on 7th Avenue and I'm thinking that we should totally destroy it."
Audrey rolled her eyes as he looked over at her and Knox as if it was the first time he had noticed them there. His devil smirk popped onto his face as he inched away from them even more. If anyone would have looked they would have thought there was a little something-something more going on between him and Nate. "Oh, hello dorks. And no, you're not invited."
Audrey's mouth dropped open in fake shock as she turned towards Knox, his face etched with pure horror, his hand was placed over his heart. "Knox! Did you here that? We weren't invited to go be stupid prats!" Audrey mocked pain as she laid a hand dramatically over her forehead. Her voice sarcastic. "I think I may go home and kill myself."
"I know! Maybe we could do the double suicide thing! Then we can come back as invisible ghosts and make our enemies life a living hell!" Know said, now giving Chuck quite the evil eye.
Chuck glared daggers over at Audrey and Knox. "Shoo." Audrey smiled, and picked up her lunch box, swinging herself out of the table she began to walk to the trash can but 'accidentally' tripped and her sandwich, which just happened to be chicken salad, ran all down his white school shirt. If looks could kill, she would totally be dead. "Sorry, I tripped." She said pointing to the rock that was sitting right behind her shoe.
"Get out now."
"Run, Knox, Run! The evil monster is going to get us." Knox smacked his hands against his cheeks and hurriedly got off of the bench. He ran with Audrey all the way to the doors that lead back into the school. We made random comments back to each other, mostly jokes about Chuck, all the way back to Audrey's locker. "You know, that suicide thing isn't sounding to bad as long as God promised us that we could come back and do some damage to Chuck's pretty little face."
Knox stated as he swung his arm onto the locker, looking down at me. Audrey looked up at him skeptically. "I don't think God would promise you that, or anything else you wish he would promise you. You have a dirty, evil mind."
Knox raised his eyebrows and turned so his back was against the locker doors. "The bible never said he didn't have a dirty, evil mind."
Audrey rolled her eyes as she shut her locker after putting all her books away except for History, which was her last class. Knox put his arm around her shoulder and turned her away from the direction she was heading in. He raced down the hallway, which was now clearing, Audrey was dragging behind him. He reached a door that was usually locked and opened it, shoving her in. Audrey turned around in the total darkness to face where they had just come in from. She couldn't see Knox but she could hear him breathing. "What the heck is going on?"
She felt him move closer to her, the warning bell went off outside of the room. His arms encircled her waist, and hers still held onto her book. Her heart sped up and she could feel his pounding against his chest, the same way they always did when they were like this. His lips touched her cheek, she dropped her book. His lips touched her forehead, and she forgot about being late to class. His lips touched hers, and she forgot about everything.
