Where are you?
(Zetsu Story)

By Maria Hiwatari

NOTE: Naruto Characters are not mine! Maria Hiwatari is my Character and will be refered in the story as: I and me. Also SPOILERS Do not read if you do not know the Manga or saw the Shippuden.
(This story is a bit Fan based too because of fan art)

Chapter 2: Whats going on?

Hearing the digging from my floor caused me to stir. I had totally forgotten what Pein said to me about Zetsu being under ground so when I heard digging I instantly got something posion spray and once I saw what came up an sprayed it. Little did I know it was Zetsu and I stared. "OH MY GOD ZETSU! I'M SORRY!" I shrieked loudly. Zetsu looking a bit sick like now looked at me seeing I had a worried look from spraying him with poisonous spray "I get that a lot...at least you didn't mean to..."He said seeing I was helping him onto my bed to try and help him. "Heh...she ain't that bad..."The black half spoke to the white half. "I guess..."He said to the black half seeing I ran out to get some water for him and a needle. "Hold still..."I said looking at him injecting the needle to get whatever poison he absorbed out of him then gave him the water to drink. "I sorry...I thought there was a rat underground and I thought it was going to attack me." I said. "Hmmm...logical enough..." The white half said looking at me. "You should rest in here tonight...I don't want you to be alone without any medical help..." I said. "Is she a doctor or something..." The black half asked. "Are you a doctor..." the white half asked. "I used to be...I tried to steal something very of high quality in my village..." I said looking at him and sat down next to him feeling both sides foreheads. Both side of him grew quiet and both actually blushed. The black side begining to warm up a bit. "Your not warm..." I said and smiled "Phew...thats good..." I said looking at him softly and smiled. Zetsu looked away "Yeah...hey..what did you try to steal..." He asked me. "I tried to steal the Hokage's and Kazekage's forbidden jutsu scrolls." I said and looked at him. "Ah...Orochimaru might be after you then..."Zetsu said. "Screw him...he tried to rape me once...That bastard...I'll never forgive him for that..."I said angerly. Zetsu's black half taking a sudden interest in my anger "Heh heh she's mad why do you hate Orochimaru so..."it said. "That bastard...he killed my twin brother..." I said. "A twin?" Zetsu said. "Yeah...i had a twin...we were kinda like a Yin Yang pair. Him being Yin and me Yang. Kinda like you. Your white half being Yin and the black half is Yang." I said. Zetsu blinked at the theory "So...I'm good...and the other me is bad and your bad?" Zetsu asked. "I guess so."I said laying beside my partner and yawned a bit "I'm exhausted..."I said. "Go to sleep then...I'll wake you up if I feel sick..."Zetsu said to me seeing I had already gone to sleep. "Why are you being kind to her?" The black half asked. "She's real caring of us..."the white half said quietly. "So what! It's just a girl!" the black hald said angerly at his white half. "You act like she's going to split us apart." the white half said. "Mmmm..."I murmured. Both halves shut up hearing that and closed the fly trap part of their head going to sleep.

I woke up the next morning hearing laughing and snickering. I sat up and yawned looking around and saw the other members peaking in and snicker "Whats so funny..." I said. Looking down I noticed half my top was gone and I screamed waking the sleeping member beside me. "YOU ASSHOLES! YOU PRICKS!"I shouted at the other members. Zetsu opened the fly trap part of his head and noticed or seem to notice my breasts were sticking out. His white half of his face getting completely red he took the jacket uniform like part of his clothing off and covered me with it. Itachi sighed at Kisame and Deidara laughing. "Tobi think Maria-senpai mad...Tobi run now!" Tobi said running away from there. Hidan and Kazuku stared "Damn...she's got some serious titties there..." They said. "Oh yeah! All night long!" Kisame laughed. Deidara laughed "What'd you 2 do last night have a party without us!" Deidara said. "Grrr..."I growled angerly and pulled out what looked like a Kunai and threw it at them.Deidara and Kisame dodged it but I knew they were gonna. Once it hit the wall though it bounced back and hit them both. "OWWW!!!" They shouted "SHE'S GOT TRACKER KUNAI!!!!"they screamed. "It's an illusion Jutsu. What losers how do you fall for that?" I said grinning and walked away. "WHAT?!" They both looked at her walk away and growled "MARIA HIWATARI!!!!!" They shouted. Itachi, Hidan and Kazuku laughed at Kisame and Deidara. "I warned you not to bother her Kisame..." Itachi said. "Ok I get it now." He said looking at him and noticed Pein. "I knew she'd be very useful." He said looking at the girl walking away "We should send her to get The Nine-tailed fox with you Kisame and Zetsu." He said. "WHAT?!" Kisame pictured it in his head. 'Hahahaha! Kisame Your gonna die! Zetsu eat his body when I kill him.' He was thinking and shuddered. "Go get Maria." Pein told Itachi grinning and looked at Zetsu "You Maria Itachi and Kisame are going on a mission to capture Naruto Uzumaki. GO NOW!" He said grinning. Zetsu nodded going through the underground. "What?!A Mission?! WOO!I'm ready!" I said excitedly and dashed out with Itachi, Kisame, and Zetsu who was underground.

It took us awhile to get to the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Considering I had to kill a ton of shinobi guards blocking the enterance and Zetsu having to eat them. Immidently I began looking for Naruto keeping my identity hidden as best as I could. Itachi and Kisame how ever decided to stay back and fight any ninja who saw us. Zetsu was following my lead however.

Naruto was with Sakura, Sai, and Kakashi talking. Sai as usual making penis jokes and making Sakura mad. "So are we ready for our mission." Kakashi asked while reading his book and having an uneasy feeling. "Kakashi-sensei whats wrong?" Naruto asked. "I got a bad feeling..." Kakashi said grinning a bit.

"Right you are to have a bad feeling." I said appearing behind Kakashi and tried to knock him unconious but got hit up with a Substitution Jutsu "Ahh shit..." I said growling and got ready do a counter attack on Kakashi. Which worked because Kakashi had no idea I knew forbidden jutsu. Zetsu appeared watching and saw Sakura and Naruto stare. "Whoa he's got a big..." Sai said but got cut off by Sakura "SAI!" She growled." I was gonna say head!" Sai growled. "Naruto Uzumaki. As a shinobi of the Akatsuki I require you come with us." I said grinning at him. "Never!" Naruto said and tried to attack only getting punched in the gut by me and soon being held by me. "NARUTO!" Sakura and Sai shouted and tried to attack me too only to be caught by Zetsu and he threw them away from us. "Lets...go..."He said grinning a bit. "Right!" I said and we both dashed off looking for Itachi and Kisame who had gone back to the Akatsuki without us.

Naruto slowly opened his eyes seeing he was in a tub. He noticed I was asleep on the couch there and growled trying to get out. Itachi and Kisame grinned "How does a girl manage to get a squirt like him..." Kisame said. Itachi grinned looking over at me seeing I was asleep. "Hmmm...Zetsu...why is your partner sleeping..." Kisame asked. "...she...was worried...about me last night...cause she accidently...sprayed me with...poison spray..."Zetsu said rather quiet. Kisame stared "Oh...and she was taking care of you..."Kisame said now feeling kinda bad they pranked me. "She's a healer from the Village Hidden in the Sand." Itachi said grinning at him a bit. "Ah shit..." Kisame said grinning at Itachi then looked at Naruto seeing him squirming "AH! he's awake!" He laughed. Pein walked in right when he said that "Lets get that fox out." He said. "WHAT! NO!" Naruto screamed soon managing to break the glass trying to escape.Pein dashed after him growling a bit. "Mmmmm..." I woke up slowly and got up hearing Naruto "CLONE JUTSU!"I shouted and sent clones after Pein and Naruto. The clones how ever were destroyed by Kisame because he thought Pein could get him. Little did he know he couldn't. "ARG YOU LET HIM ESCAPE!" I yelled at him. "PEIN CAN GET HIM!" Kisame yelled back at me. "ARG YOU ASSHOLE YOU LET ME AND ZETSU THERE! All our hard work...gone to waste!" I said. "At least I got food..." Zetsu said eatting a dead body. I blinked at him and sighed hugging on him a bit "I swear...It was all wasted getting Naruto Uzumaki..." I said sighing. Itachi grinned at Kisame and so did Zetsu. I let go of him and sighed looking at Kisame and Itachi then left for my room. "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" Itachi growled. Zetsu sighed a bit looking at his partner walk away. 'What's going on...why do I feel like this all of a sudden...' He thought to himself grinning a bit. Itachi noticed a look of longing in the other member's eyes and went by him "Do you like her." he asked. "I don't know..."Zetsu said quietly and walked away.

I laid in my room yet again hearing the digging again "Zetsu?"I said sitting up and saw him pop up. "Yes?" He said. "I knew it was you this time!" I said and then blinked. The look in his eyes was different. "Are you ok?" I asked him getting up and going by him. Without time to react he did something I thought he would never do...

End of Chapter 2.