FLAMERS, BACK OFF! OKAY? My English is fine, you don't have to be a bitch about it, you fucking homosexuals. I told you not to read if you like Bella, because then you would be offended. I read this book many times, I think I would know their names.
Whatever you say, don't diss Tara Gillesbie, she is a fucking great writer! OKAY, HERE IS CHAPTER 2:
When I walked into the house, Edward vanished and then reappeared at the piano (He's a vampire, he can do that). He started to play "Famous Last Words" by My Chemical Romance. I started to sing with my beautiful voice: "Well I know that I can make you stay, well then where is your heart? Where is your heart?"
Everyone gasped. Though they were vampires, they did not have a voice like mine. Suddenly, out of nowhere, they jumped on top of me and tried to take off my clothes.
"What are you doing?" I screamed. Their eyes were red; they had turned into SAVAGES. Then, they stopped in bewilderment.
"I'm sorry, Twila," said Edward, putting my clothes back on, "sometimes when we see someone, we can't resist, and we turn into beasts. It won't happen again."
"It's okay, a lot of people are attracted to me." I explained, and they all understood. "It must be your blood," said Carlisle, horrified, "Beauty, you have the rarest and most exotic blood in the whole world. Every vampire will want to drink it. It's much better than that other girl's, what is her name again?"
"That bitch's name is Bella." growled Japser. Midnight hugged him so he wouldn't become too angry that he would appear in Bella's house and strangle her with one touch of his finger, because he is really strong like the Hulk.
"Twila, I want you to marry me."
Alice screamed because she was a plebian. Edward protectively roared at her, furiously. Suddenly, he transformed!
"Oh my fucking God, no!" I shouted. I didn't want anyone to get hurt. Ed's shirt burst open, showing his muscles. His topaz eyes turned pure black, and with strength and energy, he jumped at Alice.
"Twila is marrying me already!" he boomed, so loud that all the windows exploded and all the glass rained down like in Avril Lavigne's music video where she punches the mirror and the glass flies out around her. He started to fight with Alice to the death over...me.
Then, I compromised, "Guys, guys, guess what? Sorry that I'm not a lesbian!"
Alice started to cry tears of blood. "Why are her tears blood?" I asked, curiously.
"Oh no, this is bad." said Emmett, who had been in the bathroom the whole time. "We cry blood because they are from our previous victims whom we had bit before. Alice is losing blood and will be thirsty again, so RUN!"
Alice trying to jump on me and tear my flesh, but I moved out of the way. She attacked Rosemarie instead, who was pretty, but not as pretty as me. Rosemarie's throat flew open and blood poured out everywhere. Alice drank it.
"Oh my Satan!" I said, heartbroken. I caused so much trouble.
"It's okay, babe." Edward laughed, and then kissed me for the very first time! (He turned from black Ed to white Ed, like Hotsanharu from Fruity Basket, and he calmed down).
"She's just a vampire, she'll come back to life."
So they seeded (?) Alison, and she fell asleep. Rose came back to life. We had Burger King for dinner because I was in a hurry. I went home thinking of Edward the whole time, and how his flaming hot lips felt on mine. His body was so warm, I couldn't wait to see him again.
End of chapter 2.