Pinkie's room was an absolute mess! There were books and plays everywhere!
"Pinkie Pie," gasped Sweetie Belle, "your room looks like Twilight's!"
"Nuh-uh," said Pinkie Pie. "Twilight's books don't have so many alligator bite marks. I just bought all of these this morning! I haven't gotten a chance to go through them, like I said. Take a look!"
The ponies began to dig (literally) through the scripts.
"What's Annie Get Your Gun about?" asked Scootaloo.
"A gunslingin' cowgirl!" Pinkie Pie cried happily.
"Oh boy!" grinned Scootaloo. "We have got to do this one!"
"What's a cowgirl?" asked Sweetie Belle.
"You do not want to know," Apple Bloom replied dryly.
"Yeah," said Scootlaoo, "and I just realized that we can't really hold guns anyway. Let's keep looking."
"I've got it!" announced Pinkie Pie. "You three can do Les Miserables!"
"'Miserables?'" repeated Sweetie Belle. "That doesn't sound like your kind of show, Pinkie Pie."
"Normally it's not," Pinkie admitted, "but this show is soooooooo cool! There's wars and love and even French ponies!"
(To the tune of the Lidsville theme song)
Pinkie Pie: In the olden days the bourgeois
Were really living high
They didn't care about the poor
Who had to sit and cry
Some students didn't like the set-up
They decided they would get up
And they'd start a war against the other wealthy jerks
Meanwhile there's another guy
His name is Jean Valjean
He is an escaped prisoner
There's a lot going on
An officer dude wants his head
All cause he stole a loaf of bread
He's like Aladdin but without those awesome Disney quirks
Their plots all start to intertwine, hope it turns out all right
The war begins and all the people start to fight and fight
And fight and fight
And fight and fight
And fight and fight
And fight
Oh the war is raging and Valjean, he gets a lucky break
The officer is captured and the guy begins to quake
But Valjean, he is much too nice
He gives the captive's ropes a slice
The officer can't understand and then…he hangs…himself!
Turning, turning
All of the soldiers die
Turning, turning, turning, turning
So…sad…
But Valjean's kid gets married and
Valjean's afterlife will be grand
Cutie Mark Crusaders: We just found the show we wanna do
There is violence and romance too
Everybody cheer, all right, yahoo
This will be so great, great
Our dreams will soon come true
Yeah, this could really work
Cause when we're done
We might all finally
Get our cutie marks!
I know that Lidsville is a pretty obscure choice for a song, but that show was freaking awesome. How's that for a topper?