A/N: Graphic sexual encounters ahead. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Phineas and Ferb.
"Well... I have cancer." He says. I look up at him in shock.
"You... you're kidding." I say in shock.
"Afraid not liebling." He says.
"You... you aren't upset?" I ask, lip wavering. He shakes his head no. I deliver a blow to his face.
"Heinz! What about me? What about how I feel?" He stares at me, guilt etched in his features.
"I don't know Perry... I guess you'll just have to live without me." I thread my hands into his hair, looking into his eyes.
"Doofus... how long do you have?" I ask. He sighs and hugs me.
"A week." He says. I growl.
"Heinz you have been nearly killed so many times! You can't die... you just... can't." I say crying. I get up off the couch.
"Start working on the cure." I order. He looks at me helplessly.
"I couldn't cure cancer Perry." He says. I snap my gaze toward him.
"TRY!" I yell. He nods quickly and rushes into the lab. I sigh. I just found out he has cancer and yell at him. He has to at least be a little shaken from the news and I made him feel worse.
"Heinz Schatz, es tut mir leid..." I apologize, kissing his ear from behind. He smiles lightly. He mixes two compounds together.
"It's okay Perry, I forgive you liebling." He says. I nod and sit down on the table.
"This will take a long time to make, wont it Heinz?" I ask sadly. He nods.
"It will take a couple of weeks at the least... but I figure if I make an -inator to cure it..." He trails off in thought, running his fingers through his hair and sighing in anger.
"I need nothing less of a pure mastermind here." He says. I nod happily.
"I'll be back Heinz!" I yell running out. I huff as I approach the backyard. Phineas is pacing.
"Perry! Thank god. I think I got it but... I need more DNA samples." He says. I smile and hand him a lock of Ferb's hair I keep on me at all times in my fedora.
"Thanks! You're a lifesaver. Now... bam!" He says, pulling the lever. Ferb appears in front of us. I widen my eyes and Phineas hugs the male. Ferb looks around astounded.
"I died!" He yells.
"I fixed it bro." Phineas says. Ferb gawks. Phineas presses his lips to Ferb's quickly. Ferb blushes and pulls Phin against him in a hug.
"Not to interrupt but Heinz needs help curing cancer." I say.
"Why?" Phineas asks. I sigh sadly.
"He has cancer, only a week left." Phineas gapes.
"N-No..." He says. I nod. He immediately calls Baljeet.
"Have you cured cancer yet bro?" He asks. His face brightens.
"Baljeet says he can help us work on it. We will undoubtedly have it done by next week!" He says. Ferb gives a thumbs up and Linda comes out back.
"Ferb!" She yells happily. Everyone hugs him and laughs giddily, crying in pure joy. I walk away happily seeing the happiness on their faces to be reunited with the son they lost. I walk back into D.E.I and a woman smiles, beckoning me toward her. I follow hesitantly and she runs her fingers along my collarbone.
"'Ello. I am ze mother of Rodger Doofenshmirtz." I back up fast.
"Hi..." I say slowly.
"Do you zpeak Drusselstenian?" She asks.
"Not much... but some. Ja..." I say. She smiles.
"Ja. Liebst du meinen Sohn?" She asks smiling.
"Rodger?" I question.
"Nien, Heinz?" She asks. I shake my head in affirmative. She rolls her eyes.
"Du bist zu gut für diese Schande." She says harshly. I growl menacingly at her.
"Du Schlampe, bist du zu gering für ihn." I yell madly. She gasps.
"Zu... Du SCHLAMPE!" She yells.
"Zu ungrateful man! I'd give za world for my son." She says. I scoff.
"Nien. You'd give the world for Rodger. Not the son your husband physically and mentally abused!" I yell, turning to come face to face with Mr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Ich werde dich töten! Niemand spricht so mit meiner Frau! Ich töten dich mit nur meine Schnürsenkel! Bewegen Sie nicht!" I flinch and shake visibly. He punches me with all of his strength in the cheek. I reel as he prepares to strike again. I prepare for the fist to meet it's target when the man falls to the ground in pain.
"Perry!"
"Heinz?" I say, looking up at my savior.
"Oh god..." He says. I feel blood trickle down my face. I look at the man who is resurfacing. I spin-kick and knock him to the ground as he loses a couple of teeth. Heinz moves closer to me, planting kisses on my swollen cheek. I sigh as he looks me over.
"Mrs. Doofenshmirtz." I say lightly. She looks up at me. "Heinz has cancer." I say. She looks at Heinz, tears forming in her eyes
"My schatz..." She says. Heinz's glare softens as he pulls his mother close.
"It's okay ma..." He says. She backs away.
"Nien... I'm worried about Rodger... what if it runs in our blood." I literally see Heinz break as his eyes drop. I grab him and slap his mother, ushering Heinz up the stairs.
"Why... why did I think she meant me?" He sobs. I shush the broken man.
"Heinz... it is fine. It's okay. I have people working on the cure... now let us go to bed Liebling..." I say quietly. He nods I realize then all I have been wearing for this whole day was a lab coat. No wonder everyone was ogling me. I sigh and remove the garment, watching Heinz's face light up like a Christmas tree.
"P-Perry... maybe... maybe you could wear some of my boxers?" He stutters. I nod, grinning at his embarrassment. He hands me a pair of purple plaid boxers. I slip them on. He visibly relaxes. I snake a arm around his waist and connect our lips. He moans slightly into my mouth. I sigh in satisfaction as I yank him into the bed. His breathing is uneven as I rub his thigh.
"Heinz... do you want me to stop?" I ask. He shakes his head. I smile and trail my fingers up his leg until I reach the end of the fabric. He shudders. I pull the boxers down slowly. I took his cock into my mouth and began playing with it, my hands still on his hips and grabbing his ass cheeks roughly. I sucked on him for several minutes and could taste his manhood and smell his scent.
Heinz pulled back and laid me back on his bed. He placed his hands into the elastic of my underwear and started pulling them down toward my knees. As he did this he raised my legs up straight into the air. He looked up at me flushed, and continued removing my underwear pressing my legs back up over my head raising my ass off the bed slightly. He positioned himself at the foot of the bed and began licking my ass. As he neared my exposed asshole he began working his tongue into my hole, playing with me. The feeling was incredible. Heinz placed a finger into my ass hole and continued licking my balls.
Heinz had moved around onto the bed and positioned himself over my head while keeping his finger in my asshole working it in and out and keeping my legs over my head. He lowered himself down and placed his still hard cock into my waiting mouth. I eagerly began sucking him as he returned to sucking my cock, my balls and my asshole. After several minutes I could feel Heinz begin to contract and I could taste his pre-cum in my mouth. I did not stop and kept sucking him with his cock rubbing down the back of my throat. I felt Heinz tighten up and could feel his warm, hot cum explode into the back of my throat. As I was trying to swallow every drop I realized that I too was releasing my hot load down Heinz's throat as he continued to work three fingers in and out of my asshole.
After several minutes Heinz got up and kept my legs pinned above my head. I never got soft and neither did Heinz. I was not ready to stop when Heinz placed the head of his large cock against my asshole. Before I could tell him to stop he had his head at the opening and was pushing forward. I was quietly saying "no, stop" but not wanting him to hear me. Heinz continued to push into my virgin asshole. After he got his swollen head in I could feel pain and pleasure all at the same time. He stopped and stayed still for a minute and I began telling him:
"Fuck me, I need you deep inside me". With that Heinz pushed all the way into me up to his balls. My cock was as hard as it ever was before and I could feel pain shooting allover me. He began to pull out and then push back in slowly. After several times of this it began to feel really good and I began to meet his thrust with my hips. Heinz began to thrust harder and harder and I could feel his balls slap against my ass cheeks. After brutally fucking my tight virgin asshole Heinz blew his load deep into my bowels. I was still hard and needed relief. Heinz let my legs down on the bed and straddled over me facing away from me. He lowered his mouth onto my aching genitals. I hissed out a sigh and he began to bob up and down on my lap. I could feel myself approaching climax as he began moving faster, his hand and mouth moving up and down. I yelled out in pleasure as I spit ropes of seed into the man's mouth. He sputtered and moved up next to me. He lay beside me and we feel off to sleep.
I wake up beside Heinz Doofenshmirtz, with no clothes on. Suddenly a sharp pain hits me.
"Fuck..." I mutter, shaking Heinz. He looks up at me. I see the memories hit him.
"O-Oh... Perry..." He says shakily. I huff and kiss him lightly. He relaxes, knowing it is okay.
"My ass hurts Heinz." I state plainly. He laughs nervously. I feel something vibrate in the sheets. I feel around and find the forgotten collar that has been in my fedora. I motion for Heinz to lay down.
"Agent P!" Major Monogram says. I smile and put on my fedora. I tip my hat at him.
"Yes Major?" I ask slowly. I hear Heinz snicker behind me.
"Where are you, and why are you human?" I blush faintly.
"Heinz." I sum up.
"What did Doofenshmirtz do!" He yells. I hear Heinz burst into laughter behind me. I scowl.
"Nothing sir." I say, slugging Heinz.
"Let me talk to Dr. Doofenshmirtz." I shrug and hand the device to the frantic Heinz. He tries to make himself look normal.
"Hi Franny..." He says.
"H-Have you and Agent P been... doing... the act?" I hear Monobrow's startled voice. Heinz snickered.
"I'm not sure I would call it that Franci- HEY!" He yells as I snatch the watch.
"I am sending an agent in to retrieve you!" He yells, signing off. I look at the carefree Heinz and see how much more laid back and happy he is after we had sex. The bags under his eyes are fading and there is a large smile planted on his face. He looks much more relaxed. I know he has cancer, but he looks so happy and in the moment. I made his last days more bearable.
"Can I have your lab coat, and some boxers?" I ask. He nods pointing to the floor that is covered in our clothes. I get up, wincing in pain, and grab the clothing. I slip it on, straightening my fedora. I look to Heinz, tears in my eyes and hold on to him for dear life.
"Perry..." He says softly into my hair. I sniffle.
"The major is sending an agent to retrieve me." I say sadly. He huffs.
"Of course Monobrow would send someone to get you. You're obviously happy here." He says, eyes dimming. I place my lips on his, an electrical surge passing through me. I hear a window shatter and climb back in bed with Heinz, curling up at his side. Suddenly Pedobear walks in. Heinz gapes as I glare at the panda.
"Peter..." I growl. Heinz grabs me as the panda tries to pull me away. I sigh.
"Let go Heinz." I say.
"No... no Perry I wont!" He yells defiantly.
"Let go!" I yell.
"Perry." He says, voice full of despair.
"Heinz, trust me, let go." I say quietly. He kisses my cheek, releasing me. Peter shackles me and pulls me out.