I'm saved by crash landing

I was being choked underwater by the woman of my dreams and even while she was crushing my will to live she still looked beautiful, with her hair flowing and her eyes glowing… wait, what? Her eyes never glowed before and last time I checked, I wasn't grabbing onto wings earlier when I was drunk. Now I am scared even more but not less distracted. All of a sudden, above me, a ray of purple light shines down from the sky out of the sun.

"I am really drunk" I think to myself as I accept my wasted death, thinking about how many other guys have met the fate of crazy cheerleaders choking them in the lake. Jessica lets go of me to my surprise and the light of the sun (which somehow showed up at 10:00 PM) disappeared and was replaced with golden dust all around me as if someone unloaded the largest bag of Kraft Mac and Cheese dust into the water. I passed out before I saw who pulled me up but I'm pretty sure that I saw her in a Greek mythology book somewhere. I could have been hallucinating but I was just saved by Athena.

I woke up to the sight of a girl with freckles and a blonde ponytail sitting over top of me. As soon as I showed any signs of life she shoved a brick of something into my mouth. I'm too confused and hung over to question it so I just chew and swallow. As soon as I swallowed the mystery food, I am invigorated beyond belief and am pushing my savior off of me (I know, not the nicest thing to do to someone who just saved you from a crazed and winged flirt but hey, I was scared) I run to the end of the pier and she throws a crab she picked out of the fishing bucket and threw it at me. It hits me in the head and I got down.

"Man, what a throw" I think to myself as I lay on the ground looking up at the half black and half blue sky. Before I had time to question that, she is on top of me with a knife to my throat.

"Are you Logan Templeton?!"

"Y-y-yes! Yes I am!" I say as manly as I can to preserve my manhood after she has taken me down twice.

She gets off and offers her hand to help me up. I refuse as to not look like too much of a wimp.

"I am so glad you're alive, Logan. That much nectar should have killed anyone that isn't you"

"Nectar? What nectar? That isn't me? What does that mean?"

"You haven't been claimed? Oh… this is a lot worse than I imagined, just as the prophecy foretold."

She starts to pace around and look at the ground as if thinking about how to approach the situation.

"Oh… so you're crazy! I got it now, I'll just leave you and the ground alone so you can gaze into each other's eyes."

She turns around and grabs me by the collar of my shirt.

"No, wait! You can't leave! You have to come with me to Camp!"

"No thanks, but I already have plans for the summer." I say as I take her hand off of my shirt.

She flips my hand around and grabs it and pulls me along like a dog.

"You HAVE to, it'll be super fun and you won't die at the hands of water sprites there like you would here." She says in a super "Nice Girl" tone.

"Please explain to me why I have to go."

"Because it's what your REAL mom would have wanted and your REAL dad kind of depends on the fact that you come" She explains.

"What are you talking about, my mom and dad are at home waiting for me right now, and I don't know why you say 'REAL' as if I don't know something." I say, getting extremely confused but not mad like I usually would.

"Because you don't know something Logan. The parents you think you know aren't your real parents. Your real mom died protecting your father and your father is a god. You are the child of a mortal mother and the Greek Olympian Poseidon. You are what's known as a half-blood and you are in serious danger if we don't get you to camp right now and I am in serious danger I don't return the sun in time."

"… Excuse me, lady? I don't even know your name, why should I believe that my Dad is a god and that you stole the sun?"

She doesn't respond with words all she does is lead me into a different part of the woods and I see a chariot covered in gold and dazzling light led by pure white horses with flames for manes.

"Okay" I say to her "I believe you."