Chapter 2

Night two came on. The moon was and it was full. Satan shed her clothes again, cast her circle and called Hogwarts. She had heard that J. K. Rowling was due to give an interview. Satan needed to work fast.

"Harry, do you hear me?"
"I hear you, what do you want? I was going to the loo."
"Sorry. It's just I need to bring a few of you over if we're going to get back at Rowling."

"How are you going to do that?"
"I'm very powerful, Harry. I can cut a doorway and bring you and your friends over."
"Oh. Well, I told Ron and Hermione and Hagrid. They didn't believe me."
"Have you told Dumbledore?"
"No, he's hard to get a hold of."
"Oh. Well, they might believe you if they heard me."
"Alright. Go ahead. I don't relish a stay at St. Mungos anyway."

Satan called out. Soon she heard Ron's voice, Hermione's and Dumbledore's."
"What's going on?" Asked Dumbledore.

"I'm Satan and I have to free you from the author's control. Just do as I ask and everything will be alright."
"Satan?" Asked Dumbledore. "There's no such person."

"There is in another universe."

"Are you saying you're in another universe?" Asked Hermione.

"Yes. I'm saying that. I'm Satan and I'm calling out to you from another universe."

"Wow!" Exclaimed Ron. "I thought Harry was mental!"
"Thanks," said Harry.

"Listen, Rowling is giving an interview in a few days and I need to bring you over so we can get back at her. Will you do it?"
"You're saying we're fictional and J.K. Rowling is our author, right?" Asked Dumbledore.

"Yes," said Satan.

"We have reason to get back at her, but what's yours?" He asked.

"Oh, that's personal," she said.

"I think we need to know your reasons for getting back at Rowling," said Dumbledore.

"I'll tell you once it's over."

"I'm in," said Harry. "I've had loads of trouble."
"I'm in if Harry's in," said Ron.

"Oh you two. It could be dangerous! You don't what you're dealing with! Satan of all people!" Shouted Hermione.

"I think we should do this," said Dumbledore. "I'm interested in the magic Satan is using. I'm in."
Satan smiled to herself. She didn't want to admit it but besides bringing down Rowling she was also highly interested in Harry Potter. He didn't know it yet but she had a crush on him.

"What's that?" Asked Harry.

Silence greeted him.

Eventually, all agreed to cross over and Satan promised to make things ready for them.

They bid each other good bye and Satan carefully closed the circle. Things were moving apace.