Title: WWE High
Author: JeffroMattyHardy
Disclaimer: I only own Tink Hardy and Alexis Michaels. Through I wish I owned a lot more.
Summary: With breakups, betrayals, sex scandals, new students, and more, check out what happens in the one, the only, WWE High.
Note: I don't really wanna come up with unique names for my high schools because it's cold now and snowing like crazy and I just spent 30 minutes shoveling a driveway in it. So…deal with it.
Note Note: Before I forget, ages and shit like that are at the bottom just in case you wanted to know.
.*.
Alexis sniffed slightly, opening her eyes. Jeff was still asleep in the bed beside her; they didn't want to find a sleeping bag or the air mattress and her bed was big enough for both of them and then some. "Jeff," she yawned. She gently shook his shoulder when he didn't respond. "Jeff, wake up." He groaned softly and turned over. She frowned and shoved him as hard as she could, sending him rolling off the bed and onto the floor.
"Damn it, Alexis," Jeff moaned. He sat up and rubbed the back of his head where it had connected with the ground. "You didn't have to push so hard." He looked around. "What time is it?"
"About…7:00 in the morning," Alexis said. She stretched her arms above her head and ran a hand through her hair. "But I smelled pancakes and I thought you'd like to join me to raid the kitchen before we go off to school." They started to walk downstairs. "Hey, I've got some of your old clothes if you need something to wear."
"Probably better," Jeff laughed. "I don't think Matty will appreciate it if I came to school naked."
"I bet Adam would," she teased. "He'd jump you the second he saw you."
Jeff just blushed, crossing his arms with a pout.
"Aw, don't pout, Jeffy," Alexis laughed as they walked into the kitchen. "You know I love you."
Jeff just pouted at her. "Prove it." Alexis smiled and kissed him. "Okay, I believe you."
"Alexis Shawn Hickenbottom, are you cheating on Tiffany with Jeffrey?"
The two blondes turned around, almost forgetting where they were for a second. Shawn was standing in front of the stove with a spatula in his hand, a white apron tied around his waist, a skeptical look on his face. Hunter was standing beside him with a plate in his hands, grinning like mad.
"Aw, Jeff knows we're both gay and my kisses don't mean anything," Alexis grinned, slinging her arm around the other's shoulders. "And besides, Tink knows I'm hopelessly devoted to her and I'd do anything to make her happy."
"Can we have pancakes now?" Jeff asked.
"Please?" they both asked together, turning on the puppy-dog eyes as much as they could.
"Bus is going to be here in 20 minutes," Shawn said, turning back to his pancakes. "Get dressed and you can take as many as you want with you."
~.**.~
"You're asking him out today, right?"
Adam looked over at Matt and swallowed his last piece of toast. "Asking who out now?" he asked back. Matt just glared at him. "Joking, Matt. Calm down. Yeah, I'm asking him today."
"Asking who what today?" Tink wrapped her arms around her brother from behind, kissing his cheek before holding out a rubber band to him and turning around.
"Nothing you need to know, Miss Hardy," Adam said immediately.
Matt grinned, holding the band in his mouth. "Adam's gonna ask Jeffro out today," he said, pulling his sister's hair up with both hands.
"How you gonna do it?" she asked with a cheeky grin. She squeaked when Matt pulled on her hair a bit too hard. "Matty, that hurts!"
"Sorry, baby," the older Hardy apologized, winding the band around her hair to keep it up. "So how are you going to ask him out, Addams?"
"Jeff's party is tomorrow right?" Matt nodded. "And the school dance is Sunday, right?" Another nod. "Well, there you go."
"You're so cute when you're trying to ask our brother out," Tink laughed. Matt joined in a few seconds later.
Adam looked between the two Hardys as they laughed at him. "You two look nothing alike, by the way," he interrupted. "Or Jeff."
Matt frowned. "What do you mean by that?"
Adam leaned on the counter and looked between them again. "Matt, you have black hair and brown eyes and look more like a man than any of your siblings. Jeff has blonde hair and green eyes and a really girly figure. Tink, you have strawberry blonde hair and blue eyes and a hot body. What the hell did your parents look like?"
"Matty, I think Addy's lost it," Tink whispered to her brother with a concerned look on her face.
"I got this." Matt looked at the blonde with his arms crossed. "I took after our mom, Jeff took after our dad, and Tink, well, we think she was adopted."
"Hey!"
"Kidding. Tink takes after both our parents. Don't know how it happened, but it did." He looked at the clock. "Fuck! We're late! Tink, get your backpack, Adam, get your ass out of my house!"
"Forceful, Matthew," Adam grinned. "I like it."
"Shut up, Adam."
~.**.~
"Alexis! Pay attention!"
"Who? What? When?" Alexis shot up in her seat, blinking rapidly as she tried to refocus. "Um, hi."
Shawn sighed and turned back to the blackboard. "Try and stay awake, Lex," he muttered.
"Fell asleep in class," Mike grinned, shaking his head in disappointment.
"Alexis, how could you?" John added.
"I can and will beat you guys up in practice if you keep going," the blonde muttered. "Plus, if you stop right now, I'll give you pancakes during lunch."
"Homemade?" Mike asked.
She nodded with a grin. "Courtesy of Shawn this morning."
"Hey, are you guys all coming to my birthday party tomorrow?" Jeff asked.
"Would I really be your best friend if I didn't?" Alexis asked. "Hunter even promised me he'd get Mark and they'd take of Shawn so he wouldn't worry about me all night. And besides, I'm already sworn to helping you get ready so you can be all pretty for Adam." She said the blonde's name in a teasing voice, swooning slightly with her hands clasped together in front of her.
"You still have a crush on him?" Chris asked, raising an eyebrow. "I thought you lost that freshman year."
"Shut up!" Jeff squeaked, hiding his red face behind his hands. "Alexis, I hate you!"
"Aw, I love you, too," she laughed, patting his back. "You know we love to tease you about this stuff, Jeff. It's too easy." They heard a snort and turned to glare at Ted who was sitting a few desks away. "No one was talking to you, DiBiase."
"I never said anyone was," he replied with a cocky smirk on his face. "Please. Continue your conversation."
She growled under her breath and turned back to her friends. "Why exactly does he hate you again?" Phil asked.
"Randy and his little cheer squad—"
"Except for Cena," Jeff interrupted.
"Right, except for Cena, he likes me, hate me because…not really sure. Maybe because I've beaten them at their own game before and I'm cuter than them."
"Modest," John laughed.
"Says the self-proclaimed Shaman of Sexy, the Guru of Greatness, the Honcho of Hotness, and the Lady-Tamer," Mike teased.
"Hey, those names fit me perfectly," Hennigan argued with a grin. "And you know it better than anyone, Mikey."
~.**.~
"Evan, can I ask you a favor?"
Evan looked up from his history book. "What's up?"
Jay leaned forward a bit as well. He wasn't going to miss out on making fun of the favor just because he couldn't hear it.
"Next time you decide to have sex with my brother in his room, don't do it when I'm trying to sleep in the next room."
Jay burst out laughing. "You…and…Matt…had…sex…with…her…in the…next…room?" he barely got out between laughs. Evan's blush only made him laugh harder.
"Sorry, Tink," Evan apologized, still blushing madly. "I-I didn't know you were in the next room. But Matt was just so insistent and once he—"
"Stop stop stop!" Tink squeaked. She clamped a hand over his mouth. "First of all, Matt is my older brother. That means I never want to hear about his sex life. Even though it's with you."
Jay laughed again, but calmed down a bit when Hunter looked up from his papers and raised an eyebrow at him. "Sorry, Mr. Helmsley," he apologized.
"Ha, you got in trouble," Evan teased.
"Shut up," the blonde muttered. He tapped his pen on the edge of his book. "So, Tinkerbell, convince Matt to let you join the team yet?"
She nodded with a smile. "But…there's one condition," she said. "In 2 weeks, I'll fight Adam. If I win, I'm in. If not…well…"
"Don't worry," Jay said. "Adam's a wimp. You can take him easy." They all laughed.
"Do you guys have a plan for Jeff's party?" Evan asked.
Tink looked over at Hunter; he'd given up on trying to keep them quiet and was starting to fall asleep. "We're letting everyone sleep over so we have a lot of food and Matt was gonna pick some games to play. Hide n' seek with partners was one of them, I think."
Jay grinned, tugging on a strand of her hair. "Which means almost everyone will be hiding with their boyfriends or girlfriends and make out until they're found."
"Not if the rules are you can't hide with who you're sleeping with," she grinned, flicking his forehead. "And that's for pulling my hair."
~.**.~
"Thank god for study hall," Adam breathed. He stretched his arms over his head with a small groan. "No running today."
"So, how do you plan on asking Jeff out?" Matt asked. He turned the page in his science book, trying to study for his test but not succeeding.
"I'm just gonna ask him," the blonde muttered, running a hand through his hair. "During lunch."
"Right. I'll be sure to tell everyone to come watch you fail miserably."
"That's not funny, Hardy."
Matt laughed. "He's gonna say yes, Addams. I told you, he's liked you for a while now."
"What sane person would ever like you, Copeland?"
Adam growled under his breath, turning to glare at Randy. "People actually like me, Orton," he growled. "Unlike me, the only people who actually can stand to be around you are Cena and those two twink queerleaders of yours. I have friends. You don't."
"If you could call those losers friends," Randy scoffed. "You hang out with Hardy over there, his two slut siblings, that bitch Michaels, your loser brother, and all their little friends." He didn't even flinch with Matt slammed his book down on the table in front of him. "What do you want, Hardy?"
"Orton," Matt growled loudly, glaring at the other, "now I know you don't have the balls to call my babies that. Wanna say it again?"
Randy grinned cockily. "I'll speak in slow words so you can understand me," he said. It was like he was mocking Matt but he didn't care at all. "Your. Brother. And. Sister. Are. Sluts."
"That's it!"
Matt grabbed Randy's shirt, pulling him out of his chair and holding his collar in a tight grip. Orton just smirked before fighting back, both of them falling to the floor in a flurry of punches and kicks.
"Stop fighting!"
Both teenagers stopped suddenly. Randy's hand was wrapped around Matt's shirt and Hardy's hand was on the back of Orton's neck. Shannon crossed his arms as he looked at his two students and shook his head.
"If you boys want to fight, fine," he said. "But you'll do it on my terms when it's in my class. Today during practice, you'll fight like the men I thought you were. In the ring. Winner gets bragging rights."
Matt glared at Randy with his arms crossed, turning his back on him and stomping back over to Adam. Orton just smirked again, a grin tugging at the corner of his mouth. "You okay?" the blonde asked. He watched as Matt flung his book open and almost tore the pages out with the force he was using to turn them.
"How the fuck do you think I feel?" he ground out through clenched teeth. "What if someone called Jay a cocksucker in front of you? How would you feel about that?"
"Well, technically, that's already happened and the guy who said it is still not walking right," Adam said. He shrugged slightly. "But that doesn't matter right now."
Matt growled low under his throat. "I'm gonna kill him at practice," he growled, almost tearing another page as he flipped it over. "No one calls Jeff or Tink a slut and gets away with it."
Adam grinned as he went back to his notes. "Don't doubt that at all."
~.**.~
"Hey, baby," Alexis grinned as Tink sat next to her with her lunch.
"And I don't get called baby?" Jay asked with a grin as he sat across from them. "Now that's just mean."
"Hey, baby," Jeff teased, leaning on the table with his chin in his hand. "You looking good today."
"Ha ha ha," Jay muttered. He stabbed a piece of lettuce with his fork. "Very funny. You're hilarious, Jeff."
"I found it funny," Chris laughed. Jay frowned and slapped his shoulder in annoyance.
"The new kids are eating alone again," Evan noticed. He nodded over at the table near the wall of the cafeteria, Chris, Alex, Angelina, and Velvet sitting together with their lunches. "Maybe we should go over there and get to know them."
"Or you can stay here and get to know me," Matt joked, sliding in beside his boyfriend. "Because I'm more interesting."
"Don't think so," John and Mike said together.
"And the Wonder Twins finally speak," Phil said, everyone laughing.
"Hey, Jeff?" Adam asked, setting his tray down beside Matt on the table. "Can I talk to you?" Jeff looked up at him from his place beside Alexis, chewing on the end of his straw. "Alone?"
They watched as Jeff stood up and followed Adam out of the cafeteria. "Adam's gonna ask Jeffy out," Tink said with a giggle.
"Probably gonna go to Shawn's room," Alexis said. "Shay's in Hunter's room with him and Mark during lunch."
"Who wants to see Adam ask him out?" Matt grinned. Everyone raised their hands with grins. "Let's go."
Jeff followed Adam into Shawn's classroom, closing the door behind him. "What's up, Addy?" he asked. He watched as Adam paced back and forth, sitting on the edge of a desk. "Um…Adam? You okay?"
"Ask him out, you boob!" Jay hissed from where he and everyone else were pressed up against the door to listen.
"Did you seriously just call him a boob?" Alexis whispered.
"He's my brother, I can call him whatever I want," the blonde replied.
"Jeff, I wanted to…I mean, I want to ask you…" Adam cleared his throat and pulled at the collar of his shirt nervously.
"Yeah?" Jeff started to smile.
"Jeff…will you go out with me?" Adam finally forced out.
"Finally," Matt breathed with a grin of his own.
Jeff's smile grew wider and he stood up straight and walked over to the blonde. "I have been waiting since 8th grade for you to ask me that," he said, crossing his arms.
"So, tomorrow? Your party? And maybe the dance on Sunday?" Adam asked.
"Of course," Jeff replied. He bit his lower lip as he smiled up at the older blonde.
"You know, I could do that for you," Adam offered. Jeff arched an eyebrow in curiosity. Adam grinned, kissing Jeff for the first time. He gently tugged on the blonde's lower lip as he pulled away and smirked at his red face.
"Gross!" Jay muttered, gagging.
"Shut up!" Tink hissed, slapping his shoulder. "It's cute!"
"Shut up you two or we're gonna get ca—!"
Mike's sentence was cut short as the door opened and they all fell forward, landing in a giant pile in the doorway. Adam and Jeff laughed at their friends, smiles on their faces.
"Okay, get off before I suffocate," Alexis gasped. She had the unfortunate luck to land at the bottom of the pile. She held her hands out to the middle Hardy. "Help, please." Jeff laughed again as he pulled his friend out from under the pile, helping her to her feet. "Thanks. And congratulations on your date!" She hugged him tightly.
"What are you all doing here?"
All of them turned to see Shawn, Hunter, and Mark standing in the hallway. "We're…practicing?" Evan tried. "You know, for the team?"
"Nice try," Hunter grinned. He crossed his arms. "Go on. Get to your next class."
"Well, technically, this is our next class," Jay argued. "So, really…"
"Get out," Mark finally said. No one tried to argue, scrambling to get out of the classroom.
"You know he wasn't going to do anything if we didn't leave," Alexis said when they reached the cafeteria again.
"But have you seen him?" Chris asked. "Doesn't matter if he wouldn't do anything to us if we didn't listen, he still looks like he'd break us in half without thinking."
~.**.~
Shannon crossed his arms as he looked at his team, tapping his foot in an almost impatient manner. It was the end of practice and there was still a small matter to be settled. "Orton, Hardy," he said. Matt and Randy stepped forward slightly. "You two seem to have an issue to settle. You're teenage boys. I can understand that. But you two are under my rules in my class and you will settle your issues the way I thought I taught you." He moved to the side a few steps. "Both of you. In the ring. Now." He turned to the rest of the team as the teenagers followed his instructions. "Michaels. Time-keeper. I'll be the referee."
"Your brother will never be able to beat Randy," Ted said, grinning cockily as he moved an arm around Cody's shoulders. "Face it, Hardy. Your whole family is a bunch of losers."
Jeff glared at them and crossed his arms. "Fucking little cocksucker," he muttered under his breath. Alexis grinned, giving him a high-five as they walked over to the ring.
Ted growled. He tried to go over and fight back, but Cody held him back. "Not right now," he whispered. "We'll get them later."
Shannon slid into the ring where Matt and Randy were already circling each other. "15-minute time limit," he said, stepping in between the two and holding his arms out to keep them apart. "No cheap shots, low blows, and the first to pin or submit within the time limit wins. Got it?" He nodded for the time limit to start.
Matt and Randy circled each other before locking up, Randy throwing Matt to the ground and straddling his waist, throwing punch after punch to keep him down. "All right, knock it off, Orton!" Shannon yelled, pushing the slightly older away. Matt stood up, shaking his head a bit before growling and lunging at Orton, spearing him to the ground.
The fight lasted for the next 13 minutes, Cody and Ted cheering for Randy and everyone else for Matt. Matt panted lightly as he watched Randy stand up slowly, his arm wrapped around his stomach. He quickly kicked Orton in the stomach when he was standing, moving in front and wrapping his arm around the back of his neck. Matt quickly switched arms as he dropped, driving Randy's head into the floor. He turned him over and got on top of him, Shannon counting out the one-two-three.
Matt raised his arm in victory before dropping to the floor again, rolling out from under the bottom rope with his arm wrapped around his stomach. "Looks like Orton's the loser," Jeff smirked, sticking his tongue out at Rhodes and DiBiase.
Evan smiled as Matt walked away from the ring. He ran over and wrapped his arms around the oldest Hardy, pressing a kiss to his mouth. "Great job, Matt," he said and kissed him again.
Matt gave a small smile back, wrapped his other arm around Evan's waist. "No one insults my babies and gets away with it," he said.
"He insulted Tink?" Alexis asked, overhearing the conversation. She turned to glare at Orton as Cody and Ted helped him get out of the ring. "He will pay." She started to storm over but Jeff held her back.
"I think Matt did enough damage today," Jeff said. "Come on. Practice is over for today." He smirked when he saw Matt pressing Evan against the wall of the gym, their mouths melded together. "I don't think Tink will be getting to sleep anytime soon."
"I'll make it up to her tomorrow," Alexis said. "Oh, and what time do I need to be at your house tomorrow?"
"You'd kill me if I said 6 in the morning, right?"
"Yes, I'd kill you 'till you're dead."
Jeff laughed. "I'm kidding. The party starts at about 8, so let's say 4 so we can get everything ready and you can help me get ready with my outfit."
Adam smiled as he watched Jeff and Alexis talk about his party. "See, told you he'd say yes," Matt said when he finally separated from Evan.
"Best decision of my life," the blonde grinned as he crossed his arms.
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Yeah, the party's gonna be AWESOME!
I mean, as awesome as my mind could possibly get, which is pretty high up on the awesomeness scale. Oh, and ages. Almost forgot about that.
Freshman: Jay (15), Tink (15), Evan (15), Cody (16)
Sophomores: Jeff (16), Alexis (16), Chris Irvine (16), Phil (16), Ted (16), John Hennigan (16), Mike (16)
Juniors: Chris Sabin (17), Alex (17), Angelina (17), Velvet (17)
Seniors: Matt (18), Adam (18), Randy (19), John Cena (18)
If you want to know anything else about them, just PM me and I'll get you information.