Yea I know I said that since these were short I'd get to update quickly, but I apparently lied. I have another chapter story and since that one is older it kinda took front seat, AND my plot bunnies just abandoned me so neh. Anyways I don't own Hellsing and I hear they have really crappy internet in prison, so if you sue you won't get a new drab-chap.
Seras yawned, her fangs glinting in the little amount of light that she let invade her coffin. Tonight's the night of that stupid bet she thought to herself. Alucard's probably going to begin as soon as I see him. Quietly grumbling to herself Seras groped around for the remote that would free her from this dratted box. When her coffin hissed open she sat up to pop her back and was tackled by an enormous black dog (or was it a wolf?) who began licking her face. It put it's front paws on either side of her chest and its back set straddled her hips, blocking virtually every means of her escape. After a slight scuffle and a lot of tongue-in-mouth dodging Seras finally made it into a half sitting up position, her wait resting on her newly freed elbows. The dog seemed to smirk as it blinked open the other two sets of eyes it had been hiding and pressed its nose to hers.
"Maaassssssterrrrrrrr," Seras groaned in embarrassment at the sight of the other four familiar magma eyes. When she cracked open one eye she wasn't surprised not to see the furry face of Baskerville, but a still smirking Alucard in the a same position he had been in in Hellhound form with his knees replacing the rear paws. He grinned rakishly before placing a quick kiss to her lips.
"Point one for me," he chuckled before pressing his lips to her forehead and phasing out of the room. Seras scowled and disgustedly wiped the dog slobber off her face; this was going to be a long night if all Alucard's "surprises" were like that. But, she smiled touching her lips, if they were all going to end that way maybe it wouldn't be too bad.