WELCOME TO TEH SECOND INSTALLMENT OF THE ADVENTURES OF THE UNDECIDED! THIS IDEA CAME TO ME AT RANDOM...AND ALL STARTED WITH THE IDEA OF A PIERCING!
Adventures of the Undecided
Mummies
"Dude…are really sure about this?" Reiko asked Akina as they walked into the acupuncture house.
"Of course!" Akina exclaimed, opening the door. Reiko followed in after her, wondering how much of a mess this would become.
Several hours later they exited the acupuncture house.
"…Never…again…" Akina mumbled through the numerous band aids she had on. Reiko sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose in frustration. "Why didn't you stop me?"
"Because you're stubborn." She retorted, climbing into the seat of her car. "Get in you idiot." Akina huffed but sat down, looking at the mirror.
"I look like a freaking mummy." She commented. "This does not make relaxed in the least bit!" She yelled. Reiko flinched, glaring at Akina as she started up the car.
"Stop yelling!" She yelled back, turning up the music loud. The rest of the way home was spent in silence…more so because Akina was too band aid covered to really move.
"...My face hurts…" She commented as they got out in front of her house. She opened the door, walking in. Immediately she went up to her computer, checking Facebook and her mail.
"Damn you get on fast." Reiko commented, grabbing a soda from the fridge.
"Yep…I like to get on and get off." She said, scrolling down the statuses. A small smile crept to her face as she stopped on Yoko's status.
At home…doing nothing…someone want to entertain me? Was what it read. A devious plan popped into Akina's head. Reiko looked at her, a heavy sigh coming from her.
"Dear Kami I can only imagine what is going on in your head child."
Akina snickered, closing her lap top.
"Want to help me look for gauze?"
Reiko raised an eye brow in question at her. Kami only knew what she was planning.
"Do I want to know?" A voice said from behind them. Akina looked over Reiko's shoulder at Gaara.
"Hey babe…want to help with something?"
"Is it evil and potentially hilarious?" Another voice called form behind Gaara. Akina looked over his shoulder, spotting Naruto, a grin plastered on his face.
"How is it that you two come to my place more than your own?" Akina asked, seeing the two men. Gaara smirked, putting an arm around her waist, he whispered into her ear.
"Are you saying you don't want me coming over to play?" Was his seductive question that sent shivers of desire down Akina's spine.
She smirked, walking away from him and towards Reiko, who merely had the look on her face. Yes, Reiko's classic look. It was only something she could do and it either meant 'get a room' or 'what the hell are you doing?'
Naruto interrupted her and Gaara's teasing towards each other with a cough.
"Now what exactly are we planning again?"
"Oh nothing…just a little late night adventure to Yoko's…wrapped up in gauze like a mummy and covered in blood." Akina said simply, causing Reiko to choke on her drink. This caught the attention of the other three in the room, they watched her mildly amused as she coughed.
"…Speaking of mummies babe…" Gaara said, moving next to her. He poked on of her many of her band aids. "Why in the hell are you covered in band aids."
Reiko and Akina looked at each other, Reiko rolling her eyes and Akina grinning.
"Oh nothing really…just some stress relieving is all." She said, waving the question off. She walked back over to the two, setting her hands on her hips. "So are you going to help me find some gauze or what?"
Several hours later after much spinning, wrapping and a tad bit of driving, they were but a few houses down from where Yoko lived. The street was dimly lit now, as it was quite late, but they all knew Yoko would be up. The wind blew softly past them, with the occasional strong gust of wind that would howl. The street lights flickered creepily, giving the illusion that shadows were dancing off the sides of houses. It was most certainly creepy, that much they could all agree on.
It was perfect.
Naruto coughed, bringing Akina's, now mummified, attention back to their group.
"So what exactly are we planning?" He asked, fiddling with his light jacket that had his family's symbol etched on the back.
"I'm going to get revenge on Yoko for all the times she's scared the hell out of me or embarrassed me." Akina said simply. "I'm going to chase her down the street dressed like this."
Naruto blinked.
"Cool." Was his response.
"Good I hope you like it…'cause you're the bait." She said, grinning through her gaze that covered her entire body. For a split second Gaara though of how fun that would be later. Naruto's jaw dropped and he raised his voice in surprise.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I'M THE BAIT?" He yelled. Reiko threw her hand over his mouth, knocking him flat on the ground.
"Lower your damn voice idiot." She whispered harshly. "Do you want to wake up the whole neighborhood.
"But…but why can't Gaara or you be the bait and I watch?" He pleaded. "She will kill me!"
"She will be more likely to suspect that something is up if either Reiko or I go to the door."
"Well what about Akina- Ow!" He yelled, holding his head. Reiko shook out her fist, walking away from the currently writhing in pain, Naruto. Akina and Gaara shook their heads in frustration at Naruto.
"Remind me again how you two met." Akina commented to Gaara, who smirked in response. She coughed again, getting Naruto's attention. "Okay Naruto…so here's what you're going to do…" She trailed off, explaining the plan to her friends.
After about a half an hour of explaining to Naruto, who has the attention span of a squirrel, said blonde stood at Yoko's door, a solemn look on his face. He knocked on the door, and after a pause said girl opened, a bored expression on her face.
"Hey Naru." She greeted but caught the expression on her face. "What happened?" She asked immediately.
"I just…got into a fight with Gaara…" He said quietly, looking down. "I kind of wanted to talk with you…since you're someone I can talk to easily…Akina won't really help since she's you know…with him and yeah…"
"Sure Naruto, come in." She said, pulling him into her house. She grabbed a soda from her fridge, tossing it to Naruto who sat quietly at her kitchen table.
"So what happened?" She asked sitting down. Naruto looked up, not sure what to say.
"Well…" He trailed off thinking of something. A noise from outside brought Yoko's attention away from Naruto and out at the window. She got up, looking outside. After a moment she sat back down.
"Sorry about that Naruto…" She said, pulling out her chair. "There have been a few robberies around here lately…" She said, catching Naruto's attention.
"Robberies?" He asked. She nodded.
"Yeah, the next door neighbor got robbed and with my parent's not home right now I'm in charge of the house." She said, gesturing to the bat near the door. "Got one by my bed too!" She said, grinning. Naruto sank back in his chair, slightly afraid now for his safety but also for Akina's…eventually Yoko would know it was Akina…
"Naruto?" She asked, getting his attention. "So what happened between you and Gaara?"
"We just started arguing over stupid stuff." He said, moving the soda around. "I mean that well…" He sighed, trying to act as upset as he could. There was a loud bang outside suddenly, making them both jump. Yoko grabbed her bat instantly, telling Naruto to watch the house. Before he could protest she was outside, in the street.
It was dark now, the street lights flickering and shadows still dancing off the side of one house. Yoko stood utterly still, watching intently.
"MMMMMM!" Came from behind her and she spun around with the bat, swinging at what was behind her. Said unknown person ducked, straightening up instantly. Yoko's eyes widened at the sight of the person wrapped up in gauze from head to toe.
"What the hell?" She yelled, holding up the bat.
"Mmm?" Akina froze, realizing what she had in her hand. "MMMM! MMMM!" She said waving her hands in the air to make Yoko stop.
"Get the hell over here!" Yoko yelled, charging at Akina. "Naruto call the cops!" She yelled to the blonde, who looked utterly horrified. Akina turned and ran down the street for her life with Yoko in hot pursuit. Akina turned her head quickly, looking behind her, but that was enough for her to not notice the pole that she was rapidly approaching. Just as she turned around…
BANG!
She hit it head on, knocking her unconscious. Yoko skidded to a stop, holding the bat over her head to hit Akina, or rather the intruder.
"Yoko! No, no, no, no!" Reiko yelled, grabbing the bat at the last second and pulling the bat out of her hands. Yoko turned around looking at Reiko, trying to snatch the bat back. Then it dawned on her…
"What the hell are you doing here?" She asked, looking at her curiously, and then at Gaara who walked out of the shadows. Her eyes narrowed. "YOU!" She yelled, knocking him over the head. "What the hell did you do to Naruto?" Gaara growled, rubbing his head in pain.
"Nothing you annoying harpy!" He retorted, her eyes narrowed and she stood on her tip toes, matching his glare with her own.
"You know what the hell you did! You know we'll talk about this later! I have a robber to hit!" She said, breaking a branch off a nearby bush.
"Oh boy…" Reiko mumbled, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Yoko…we have to tell you something first…" She said, catching the brunettes attention. "That's not a robber it's-"Akina woke up form unconsciousness, only to be greeted with the sight of Yoko now holding a very sharp and pointy stick.
"Mmm…MMMMMM!" She yelled, catching all of their attention. Akina raised her stick, effectively hitting Akina on the head.
"…Akina…" She finished right as said girl dropped on the floor again, unconscious yet again. Yoko blinked, holding up the stick.
"…Akina?"
"Uhuh…" Reiko nodded. Yoko swung her stick again, hitting Reiko and Gaara on the head. "You had something to do with this I just know it!" She yelled, stomping away. "I'm going to kill you two the next time I see you!"
Reiko rubbed her head in pain. "Wait where are you going?" She yelled back.
"To find a certain blonde…" She whispered, a dark tone setting in.
Reiko groaned, looking at Gaara who had two bumps on his head.
"So what do we do know?" She asked.
"…Hn." He said, walking away. A blood vessel popped in Reiko's head.
"OH SO WHAT YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME?"
"Hn." And then he was gone. Reiko grumbled, picking up the limp body of Akina and dragging it back to her car.
"Never again…" She mumbled, tossing Akina in the trunk.
Not so far away…about two hundred feet actually, Naruto sat in a corner, holding Yoko's other bat.
"I sense blood lust…" he whispered, clutching the bat and favorite chopsticks he kept in his jacket tight against his body.
"Naru-kun…"
And this is the product of a facebook chat about my friend wanting to pierce my ear herself...some how it led to this...