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"I wonder what he wants?"
"I don't want to know Sundance."
"What happened to the Persian, it looks like its been tumble-dried."
"I was just thinking the same thing, maybe the boss forgot to brush its fur?"
"That's highly unlikely. Do you see the way its looking at us Kidd, it looks like it wants to rip out our throats."
"Miaw," growled the Persian, as in agreement.
A door opened and the boss walked into the room. Sundance and Kidd immediately stood up – something that school made them do whenever some one came into a room had rubbed into them.
"Sit down," the boss snapped impatiently.
Sundance sat down and Kidd missed the chair and fell onto the Persian, sweat blobs appeared on Sundance, crosses on the boss.
"You incompetent fool!" Screeched the boss, "that Persian's been through enough already without you sitting on it!"
Kidd hurriedly got to his feet and sat down on the chair.
"Now I've thought through this for a long, believe me, long time," started the boss.
The Persian moved uncomfortably, it did not like what the boss was going to say.
"As you may have observed," 'which would be a first,' thought the boss, "my Persian has been tumble-dried by a maniac."
"What! We'll find the culprit – you can rely on us!" Cried Sundance and Kidd at the same time.
"SHUT UP!" Yelled the boss, which was heard throughout the building and surrounding areas.
Far away, an agent called Anika looked up from her tequilla at the pool.
"He must be pretty peeved off at what I did," she chuckled, grinning evilly.
The boss calmed down, it wasn't them he was angry at, they couldn't help it, at least they could be relied on, not like that stupid pair of idiots, Jesse and James, and that equally stupid Meowth.
The boss cleared his throat, "I don't need to find the culprit, I have my suspicions, what I need is for you two to babysit my Persian while I'm not around."
The Persian glared at Sundance and Kidd sitting looking stunned. It could not believe its master, in the care of those two bumbling idiots – what a fine time its going to have!
"You, want us to babysit your precious Persian?" Asked Kidd shocked.
"Yes, I am, so you better look after it or else."
TBC...