Neep! I'm here to annoy! Oracles Maiden has a really cool story going. I read it. Go read Retribution X by Anything but Ordinary3 because it's the coolest.
*Meggan is out watching the butterflies and talking to the flowers*
Meggan: Lala lala la.
Brian: *Waddles in menacingly (I guess he hasn't figured out how to walk as Bowser yet)* Grr!
Meggan: Oh hello mister big spikey turtle. How are you?
Karla: Um, you're supposed to act scared Meg.
Meggan: Oops. Ahem. Ah! It's a scary spikey turtle! *pauses* Better? *Karla nods*
Brian: You're coming with me Peach! *picks her up. She catches sight of inside the costume and wiggles free*
Meggan: *looking inside* Brian? Oh my god! Brian the big spikey turtle ate you! I'll get you out! *sets the 'big spikey turtle' (Brian in the Bowser costume) on fire and it burns to ashes*
Karla: *Blinks a lot and then blinks some more*
Meggan: *hugs Brian and sighs*
Brian: Now what do we do?
Karla: Never fear! I have and idea!
Brian: God help us.
*A little while later with the cast assembled*
Karla: I need to do some recasting. Bowser needs to be played by someone else. Either Logan or Meggan.
Kurt: Why one of them?
Karla: Logan scares me and Meggan can shape shift.
Kurt: Good point.
Meggan: I don't want to be the big spikey turtle that ate Brian.
Karla: Okay, Logan, you're Bowser. *uses her author magic to turn his hair green*
Logan: What'd you do to my side burns?!
Brian: And why can't you use author magic on the suit?!
Karla: Turned them green and because I don't like you.
Meggan: Do I still get to be a princess?
Karla: Well, no. You torched my coolest costume. Princess Toadstool will be played by either Kurt or Brian.
Brian: Him! He's a better cross-dresser!
All: O_O
Brian: What?
Meggan: Well, there was that time in the 'Wild East' when you wore that dress and-
Kurt: I think we'll stop right there Meggan.
Karla: I was already planning on making Brian Peach anyway.
Brian: What?!
Karla: Which makes Meggan Mario and Kurt Luigi. There. That's fixed. Places people or I'll be forced to get Lloyd.
*After they've gotten to their places. Brian (who is supposed to be watching the butterflies and picking flowers) is downing a bottle of Crown Royal and with several empty bottles of Jack Daniels by his side*
Brian: *hic*
Logan: *looks all menacing* Grr!
Brian: I'm not as *hic* think as you *hic* drunk I am Officer!
Logan: *valiantly sticking to the script and grimacing* you're coming with me Peach!
Brian: Oh no! You can't take me in if I can walk on that spinning patch of ground over there! *Passes out*
Logan: You really want me to do this?
Karla: Yes.
Logan: *carries Brian off like a pair of week old underwear*
A/N: Hey that ryhmed!
Karla: Shut up author's note!
A/N: ...
Neep! Okay, I had to do some casting work, but it's fixed. Brian is now playing Peach!
*Meggan is out watching the butterflies and talking to the flowers*
Meggan: Lala lala la.
Brian: *Waddles in menacingly (I guess he hasn't figured out how to walk as Bowser yet)* Grr!
Meggan: Oh hello mister big spikey turtle. How are you?
Karla: Um, you're supposed to act scared Meg.
Meggan: Oops. Ahem. Ah! It's a scary spikey turtle! *pauses* Better? *Karla nods*
Brian: You're coming with me Peach! *picks her up. She catches sight of inside the costume and wiggles free*
Meggan: *looking inside* Brian? Oh my god! Brian the big spikey turtle ate you! I'll get you out! *sets the 'big spikey turtle' (Brian in the Bowser costume) on fire and it burns to ashes*
Karla: *Blinks a lot and then blinks some more*
Meggan: *hugs Brian and sighs*
Brian: Now what do we do?
Karla: Never fear! I have and idea!
Brian: God help us.
*A little while later with the cast assembled*
Karla: I need to do some recasting. Bowser needs to be played by someone else. Either Logan or Meggan.
Kurt: Why one of them?
Karla: Logan scares me and Meggan can shape shift.
Kurt: Good point.
Meggan: I don't want to be the big spikey turtle that ate Brian.
Karla: Okay, Logan, you're Bowser. *uses her author magic to turn his hair green*
Logan: What'd you do to my side burns?!
Brian: And why can't you use author magic on the suit?!
Karla: Turned them green and because I don't like you.
Meggan: Do I still get to be a princess?
Karla: Well, no. You torched my coolest costume. Princess Toadstool will be played by either Kurt or Brian.
Brian: Him! He's a better cross-dresser!
All: O_O
Brian: What?
Meggan: Well, there was that time in the 'Wild East' when you wore that dress and-
Kurt: I think we'll stop right there Meggan.
Karla: I was already planning on making Brian Peach anyway.
Brian: What?!
Karla: Which makes Meggan Mario and Kurt Luigi. There. That's fixed. Places people or I'll be forced to get Lloyd.
*After they've gotten to their places. Brian (who is supposed to be watching the butterflies and picking flowers) is downing a bottle of Crown Royal and with several empty bottles of Jack Daniels by his side*
Brian: *hic*
Logan: *looks all menacing* Grr!
Brian: I'm not as *hic* think as you *hic* drunk I am Officer!
Logan: *valiantly sticking to the script and grimacing* you're coming with me Peach!
Brian: Oh no! You can't take me in if I can walk on that spinning patch of ground over there! *Passes out*
Logan: You really want me to do this?
Karla: Yes.
Logan: *carries Brian off like a pair of week old underwear*
A/N: Hey that ryhmed!
Karla: Shut up author's note!
A/N: ...
Neep! Okay, I had to do some casting work, but it's fixed. Brian is now playing Peach!