Another Nonsense thingy.... I am not completely out of it, but I do feel like crap! ^-^

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Amu woke up from the weird dream. (MUAHAH! EVERYTHING IN THE LAST CHAPTER WAS A DREAM!)

"I have to pee." she said. Ran laughed and punched Miki in the face.

"What was that for?"

"I dunno. Bored."

Amu went into the bathroom and crapped her brains out... literaly

"HAHAHA! IM STUPID NOW!" She yelled as she jumped down the stairs. She tripped and landed face first.

Ikuto walked in and burped. Then he picked Amu up, slapped her, and shoved a tube of chapstick in her mouth. "Happy New Years!" He yelled as he ran into the kitchen.

When Amu walked in there she saw him hugging a turtle. "I love you, fred" he said as he nuzzled the turtle. Suu flew in and ate them. Ikuto Yuki from 'Fruits basket' came it and laughed at her. They ended up killing each other.

Amu got annoyed and walked into the living room. She turned on T.V. and began watching the news. Nagehiko was there beating up the mayor. "Oh no!" Amu cried and transformed into blossom off of 'the powerpuff girls'. She went to the place on tv and beat up Nagehiko.

(meanwhile, back at Amu's house)

Tadase walked in and began eating Trix cereal. The evil rabbit came in and starting beating the crap out of Tadase. "YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M TIRED OF YOU FREAKIN KIDS DENYING ME OF THE FREAKIN CEREAL!!"

After Tadase was dead, the rabbit left, laughing evily and eating the Trix cereal.

Amu arrived at home and saw Tadase. "Great. Look at what you did Tadase. You give me a huge mess to clean up and you let the freakin rabbit get the cereal. YOU FAIL!"

She went into her room to pout. Ran and Miki were fighting over Yoru. "I have a plan." Amu said. Then she cut Yoru in half, and gave half to each of them. "There you go!"

They both cried with joy. "Thank you Amu! You're our hero!"

After they left, amu sat on her bed. She farted and giggled. Then the roof collapsed and Yaya and Rima fell in wearing pirate outfits.

"Amu, your late for the pirate meeting." Yaya scolded. Amu grunted and flew downstairs. She put on hairspray and suddenly she was dressed up like an astronaut.

"Wtf.. wheres my peanuts?" Amu asked as she looked at her outfit.

"MUAHAHAHAHA!" Rima laughed, holding a bag of peanuts up towards the sky.

"Oh, it's on, bitch."

"While Amu killed Rima, Yaya turned into a monkey and exploded.

After Rima was dead, everyone in the world turned into a furby and devoured by tables.

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I do not own anything at all that was mentioned in the story.

Sorry if its not as good as the last one. Don't know if I'll make another chapter. R&R