SONNY'S PENTHOUSE - 2 HOURS LATER

Spinelli was alone at the penthouse eating one of the brownies he pilfered from the "special" collection while messing with Sonny's laptop.

After several bites, he got a puzzled look. "I know the Blonde One used the Mary Jane I had grown in my secret garden with love. Why doesn't the Jackal feel like he's on Cloud 9? The Jackal feels like….normal."

Suddenly, a look for mortification swept his face as he remembered Alan handling the trays of brownies made earlier.

"The Paternal One! Oh my God…"

HOTEL SUITE - METRO COURT

The ladies were going insane while the strippers were dancing to Hot Chocolate's Everyone's A Winner. Bobbie was in a chair in the middle of the room while the lead dancer was gyrating in front of her. She had a shot glass in one hand and a brownie in the other with a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos in her lap.

Monica was dancing with another stripper and enjoying the view. She felt the urge to call Alan, but decided she needed something else instead. "I need a shot!" She yelled

Carly stumbled over to Monica as she brought the bottle of Jagermeister over. "For my former bitch mother-in-law, sure"

"That's Dr. Bitch to you" Monica retorted as Carly poured another shot for her.

"Whatever. Where are the brownies?" Carly bellowed, then saw a dancer come over and started to dance with him. "Brownies can wait"

In another corner of the room, Lulu sat with Robin, Elizabeth, Keesha, Felicia, and Tracy, passing around the brownie tray, followed by another bag of Doritos.

"You know, Stepmonster, you're kind of cool right now." Lulu stuttered before shoving a brownie in her mouth.

"Wellllll, thhhhhaaaank you, Lulululu" Tracy slurred as she took the salt shaker from Robin, who swallowed a shot of Jose Cuervo that was being passed around. "I think you're kind of cool, too"

Robin and Keesha looked at each other and laughed. Keesha could barely contain herself as she fell out of her chair laughing. Robin looked and laughed harder. "Holy shit. Tracy Q-Q-Quaterrrrrrmmaine is being cool. Presses the stops…Press the stops….Wait, how does it go again?"

The dancers finished their show and left with generous tips. After they left, Anna wobbily stood up. "Hey, let's go out!"

Bobbie sat up as a light bulb lit. "Let's go to Jake's! I'm hungry!"

Everyone yelled in agreement as they stumbled out of the suite high as a kite. Tracy brought up the rear fighting with Monica for the last brownie.

QUARTERMAINE DEN

Noah was getting the benefit of a lap dance to Love and Rockets's So Alive while the party goers were looking on with laughter and giving catcalls.

After Noah's dance was completed, Luke was talking to Alan when another dancer came by and offered one to Alan. "No thank you, miss. You're lovely, but the only lap dances I get are from my wife"

Luke chimed in. "Not me. Come on, baby."

The dancer looked. "Maybe later." She looked again at Alan. "Too bad, you're cute" She said as she caressed his cheek and walked away.

Luke turned to Alan. "The only lap dances I get are from my wife? Damn, you and the good heart doctor still have that much fun, huh?"

Alan got a Cheshire grin on his face. "Oh yeah, Luke. Monica is like a fine wine. She only got better with age" He declared as the men high five each other.

Patrick overheard the conversation and got a weirded out face. Noah came up behind him. "Ah, overheard about the Drs. Quartermaine, huh?"

"Unfortunately. There are some things I don't need to hear about, especially about two of my supervisors"

Noah put his arm around his son. "Patrick, you should have been there during the early years. When they weren't fighting, they gave GH linen closets their reputation" He walked away laughing as Patrick's mortification intensified.

1:30 AM

Alan, Robert, Sean, Luke, Robert, Mac, and Jax were playing poker. AJ and Lucky were talking to Noah, Patrick, and Spinelli, who joined the party earlier. Reginald entered the den. "I hate to interrupt the party, but I have a group announcement."

Alan looked up from his poker game. "What is it, Reginald? This is a bachelor party!"

"Well, Dr. Quartermaine, Lieutenant Taggert called. Apparently, the members of the bachelorette party were, ahem, arrested at Jake's Bar for….. disturbing the peace. He needs you all to come down and I quote 'come get your women' "

"Oh good Lord" Alan muttered as he and the others got up and walked out to their cars. They traveled in a caravan to the Port Charles Police Department.