Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters. Blah blah blah
A/N: Ok ok, I know this story sucks ass..But it's the first I've posted, so bear with me.
So yeah .Pretty OOC and this story was inspired by my own experience..yeah C.C byebye..
Warning: Hm...minor cussing. Minor Itachi getting annoyed to hell...mostly cause he's in my position.
Driving Itachi Insane..
Deidara stared up at Itachi, his blue eyes shimmering with mischeif.
"I was bored"
Itachi stood, his mind a dark depth of emptyness.
"A..a...a..all my work...all of my hard work..." he stuttered as he sank down to his knees, staring at the newly bred coloring book.
Deidara turned on the t.v, slurping the shin ramen noisily as he laughed.
Itachi looked like he was going to have a seizure.
"Deidara...DEIDARA GET YOUR PUNY ANNOYING ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"
Itachi's face was as red as a tomato as he spat out those words, Deidara just finishing the ramen and carrying the almost empty pot.
Almost empty...
"Im coming Eee-taah-chee-kuuuuun. " he said, skipping along the white carpet with a pot of still hot ramen soup.
He colided with Itachi as he ran to the kitchen. the pot of soup spilling on Itachi and the white carpet.
"YOU LITTLE BRAT, LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST DID" Itachi was now clutching his red arm and staring down at the stained carpet.
Hidan walked in...
"ITACHI, WHAT IN THE WORLD OF AKATSUKI ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT?" he said, a vein popping out in his neck.
"He...that little...HE SPILLED HOT SOUP ON ME" Itachi looked like he was going to strangle Deidara right on the spot
Hidan turned to Deidara, who was now showcasing a puppy dog look. "I didn't do anything, Itachi-kuns so mean!!"
"Itachi.." Hidan said, rubbing his temples "Go to your room right now and stay there. No dinner for you."
Itachi let out a groan of frustration and stormed to his room.
He sat down on his black chair, and logged into his instant messaging account...
Zetsu's POV
xitaiitaix is now online
splitpersonalityzet: Hi?
xitaiitaix: ...hi
splitpersonalityzet:so, hows it going with the little blond haired maggot?
xitaiitaix:...hidan punished me because Deidara spilled hot soup on me..he claimed it was an "accident"
splitpersonalityzet:...and you got in trouble why?
xitaiitaix:because i screamed at him.
splitpersonalityzet:-.-
splitpersonalityzet:well, hidan didnt believe you?
xitaiitaix:yeah...the deidara puppy face. mhm...and now my arms all red and the carpets stained with shin ramen
splitpersonalityzet:what the fuck does he think happened then? a noodle pot dog jumped up, bit your arm, and spilled red juice on the carpet?
xitaiitaix:haha. yeah. probably.
splitpersonalityzet:anyways, hes leaving in like a week right?
xitaiitaix:he better be.
xitaiitaix:well...gotta go now...hidans pmsing again.
splitpersonalityzet:haha. ok. later.
xitaitaix has logged off
splitpersonalityzet has logged off
Itachi's POV
"I swear im going to kill that little fucktard." Itachi said, flipping through his now multi colored notebook.
Deidara knocked on the door "Itaaaaaachi-kun..itachi kunnnnnnn, are you busy?"
"SHUT YOUR LITTLE WHINY VOICE AND GO JUMP OFF THE ROOF." Itachi yelled through the black door.
Deidara only knocked louder on the door
"If you can't jump off the roof yourself, then i'll gladly help you by giving you a push you little retard." Itachi said coldly.
"OHHHHHHHHHHHH, ITACHI CUSSED. OHHHH OHH" Deidaras voice rang like a siren through the house.
Hang in for the next chapter.
-S.Lin