Chapter 1 – Love at First Fist

Next morning, Naruto was sleeping in his apartment with the covers on the floor. Kakashi teleports in his room and looks around his apartment seeing nothing but discarded leftover ramen, underwear everywhere along with other dirty clothes and dirt. "This boy really needs to clean up his act" he then looked to his left seeing a rat eating out of his noodle bowl and a cockroach crawled into a hole, "Literally." Kakashi was disgusted and irritated at Naruto's disgusting home as he kicked him out of his bed. "OW!" Naruto screamed holding his head in pain, "what the f-!?" Before he could curse, he looked up seeing a pissed off Kakashi which made Naruto a bit intimidated by his harsh aura. "Naruto, your apartment is a mess. It's down right filthy" the older man picked up a wooden spoon and used it to lift up his dirty underwear, "I don't even have any words to describe this" Naruto pouts and cross his arms, "ah whatever. I don't care. I live how I wanna live" he got up, "I don't need some headmaster trespassing in my home to tell me that!" Kakashi tossed the underwear at Naruto and wacked his face with the wooden spoon causing him to fall backwards and leave a red mark upon his face, "Ouch!" Naruto cried in pain as he held his face. Kakashi then threw the wooden spoon to the side and threw the school uniform at Naruto. "Get dressed and don't be late. Or else…" Kakashi disappears before Naruto could say anything to him.

At Ninja Academy, Kurenai was going through all of the student names but one student wasn't there. Kurenai sighed, "Well… I guess I'll start class no-" Naruto had rushed in and sat in his permanent seat. Kurenai wanted to glare at Naruto for his tardiness but she allowed it to slide as she turned her back and start teaching and writing the history on the board. During the whole class, Naruto slept the entire time, but Kurenai keeps her class in line as she had a habit of throwing a kunai towards her students to wake them up which she had done to Naruto. He awakened from being almost being snipped by a small weapon and started writing down the notes fast. The class laughed at him but Kurenai was not at all a bit pleased if he started listening a little. But she continued teaching as soon as the bell rung. Some students left the classroom but others stayed and talk amongst friends while Naruto kept to himself. Naruto got up and was just about to leave the class until he saw a pretty young girl with long pink hair come in. Naruto awed in her so called beauty as she smiled and played with her hair. He almost drooled before a female teacher whacked him in the head with a scroll. "Yeow!" he rubbed his head, "What is with people hitting my head?" Naruto turn to see who hit him but he bumps his face against the women's large chest and had only blushed. The women whacked him once more, "Keep your face to yourself kid!" screamed the female teacher, "and go sit down if you're in my class!" Naruto rubbed his head again after the women walked down the steps towards the board "Damn. That lady's rack sure is big. But did she really have to hit me again!?" thought Naruto with a pout as he sat down but his pout disappears as the girl he fell in love with sat in front of him. Naruto smiled a little with joy, "well..." he thought, "at least there's a bright beautiful side to my troubles. I get to be behind her."

After class Naruto came up to the girl of his dreams and was about to talk to her until she ran from him to join a bunch of girls who were surrounding a boy with dark hair. Naruto glared at the boy with a soft growl, "What's so special about that guy!?" Naruto storms up to him by getting through the girls and came face to face with him. The dark haired boy had only stared at the blonde boy with a cold look, "What's your problem?" "My problem is you" said Naruto "You think you're such a hotshot and gain all of these girls attention. But you're nothing but a wannabe who looks cool but you're really not!" Naruto huff his last breath and all the dark haired boy could do was slightly chuckle and smirk, "You talk big for a loser" Naruto grew angered from the other boy's comment about him as he was about to throw a punch at him but the pink haired girl stopped him, "Hey! You leave Sasuke alone!" The girl glared at the boy, "If you even think of putting on hand on that pretty hair of his, then you're in for it buster!" "Yeah!" The girls agreed along with the pink haired girl which made Naruto upset. After the commotion, Naruto sat upon a tree, moping to himself. Under him was a dark haired girl who was watching him but she ran away after the pink haired girl came up to the tree where Naruto was and kicked it. Naruto felt the small tremor coming from the tree as he suddenly flinched and woke up. He looks down and sees the girl from before and hops down. "What's with you?" asked the girl, "Why did you bother Sasuke?" Naruto grew an angry pout towards her, "Well, what's so special about him anyway?" he grumbled, "I mean… He looks like the type who could care less about anyone." The girl became mad at his comment about the dark haired boy, "Sasuke's cool and smart! And second… He only acts like that because of his past which makes him cool and mysterious!" Naruto frown, "But that guy looks like a complete jerk who's full of himself and…" "I don't wanna hear it!" screamed the girl, "If you bother Sasuke again, I'll knock your teeth out, do you hear me." Her threat intimidated Naruto as he walked back a little but he slipped on a rock and lost his balance as he fell forward knocking the girl over. They were out cold for a while but Naruto woke up first as he looked upon the pink haired girls face. He then felt something soft within his hand as he looked directly in her chest area and blushed, "Whoa! I'm touching her… Man, these are small" he thought. The girl felt the groping sensation as she saw Naruto having his hand on her left boob. Her face grew bright red and she immediately punched him clear up the sky, screaming, "YOU PERVERT!"