Chapter 2. More stupidity ensues.

Also, note that I am not against Zuko [or any character from the series]m in any ways. Perhaps the reason Zuko is the butt of every joke is because he is also the Only Sane Man.

oh! and we meet a couple of familiar characters...

CHAPTER 2
*ZUKO, TOPH, and IROH all escape the prison, but are now faced with the task of having to get over the boiling lake of water, which also is full of huge vicious monsters such as shippers*

TOPH: Damn, ZUKO, I wish we hadn't made you the leader. Those shippers are all over you. They don't care as much about me.

IROH: Hahaha, they don't care about me at all-except when crack is involved of course.

TOPH: You're more popular than you think, IROH.

IROH: Let's get out of here.

ZUKO: And let's be very quiet. We don't want to wake up the shippers.

TOPH: We need a boat first, dumbass.

ZUKO: Then make one, moron. You're the one who bends rocks.

TOPH: Thank you for catching the hint that I am awesome.

IROH: Enough already. -.-

*A few hours later, the guards STILL haven't come to find them, and they are safely sailing across the lake.*

GUARD #4: Got any 6s?

GUARD #9: Go fish. Do you have any kings?

GUARD #5: Dammit, I've got 3.

*Back with our heroes...*

TOPH: We've been sailing on this god-forsaken rock for 2 hours straight. I'm freaking STARVING!

ZUKO: Do you see anything to eat, TOPH?

IROH: SPAGHETTIO'S!

ZUKO: IROH, you're a genius! we need to get back to shore and plunder OZAI's treasury.

TOPH: and we can stal his pudding supply!

IROH: YEEEE HAW!

ZUKO: Good lord I got stuck with idiots. -.

TOPH: Haha, scarface!

ZUKO: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT TH-*remembers the sleeping shippers beneath them in the water; shuts up*

TOPH: Smart plan, genius.

ZUKO: HA! They didn't wake up!

*This of course wakes them up, and soon their boat is getting swarmed*

TOPH: You just HAD to brag, didn't you, Zuzu... -.-

*Somehow though, our heroes reach the Fire Nation. ZUKO is praising the spirits that he made it out with his shirt and pants still on [but that was it], TOPH didn't care what happened, so they left her alone, and IROH wound up with some tea from the "WE LOVE IROH" club. All in all, ZUKO was the only one who got the bad end of the stick*

ZUKO: What does that mean?

*It means you suck. Deal with it, emo boy*

ZUKO: Surely this isn't in character in the slightest though.

*Has it ever been?*

ZUKO: Ehh... good point.

*Of course. I'm full of them*

*Anyhoot, meanwhile at OZAI'S lira...*

OZAI: Hey! I'm a Scorpio... wait; Lira? Shouldn't that be 'lair'?

*Whoops. My bad. Meanwhile at OZAI'S liar...*

OZAI: dammit, it's lair, not liar! *Anyways, enter KATARA*

KATARA: Lord OZAI, the criminals escaped!

OZAI: Wait, aren't you my enemy?

KATARA: Are you trying to make sense of this story?

OZAI: Whh... good point. Wait? THEY ESCAPED!

KATARA: That's what I just said, genius. -.-

OZAI: Dammit, woman! Those are three of the most dangerous firebenders in the entire world!

KATARA: Yeah, except that one of them's an earthbender. You really are stupid, you know that.

OZAI: I DON'T NEED THAT! You're fired!

KATARA: I don't even work for you.

OZAI: Oh? Well in that case, you're hired! *evil grin*

KATARA: NOOOO!

OZAI: w00t!

KATARA: Damn. Can't believe I fell for that.

OZAI: Well, if you want to fall for something, try standing on that tile labeled 'trap door'

KATARA: This one says 'eject'.

OZAI: Stupid labels. Oh right, the prisoners!

KATARA: They're in the Fire Fountain City. ZUKO is leading them.

OZAI: ZUKO? That scar-faced emo angsty worthless loser of a son of mine? Good spirits, what has this world come to?

KATARA: You know, it could have been avoided if you hadn't been obsessing over those Spaghetti-O's...

OZAI: They weren't cooked right! you know what, I hate you; you're a sucky servant. Send in AZULA.

KATARA: I'm not your servant. I'm just telling you obvious things that you should already know, dumbass.

OZAI: You forgot that I just hired you.

KATARA: Oh. Right. well, AZULA told me to take her place.

OZAI: Poopy.

KATARA: That's what she said.

OZAI: That doesn't make any sense!

KATARA: Never mind. THE PRISONERS, DAMMIT! THE PRISONERS!

OZAI: Oh, right, right! arrest them at once! Send every able-bodied soldier out to hunt them down!

KATARA: You sent them all to hunt the Avatar.

OZAI: You really don't make things easy, do you? -,-

Will OZAI ever get some wit and send guards after our heroes? How did they get to the Fire Nation without getting seen? Will they ever be in character? Will this story ever make any sense? Find out maybe someday, but I highly doubt it.