Kiwi: Hello! I got a review and it said not to include Lee and Gai does anyone agree? Ah well this one like, has not a lot to do with… anything. It's purely humor. I think. OK Lee and Gai are in here.
Outside of the window…
"Gai-sensei… this plan… its incredible!" Said thing 1, totally napoleon dynamite-ish. "I know! The fountain of youth is filling up with their love!" "Gai-sensei!" "LEE" "GAI-SENSEI!" "LEE!" "GAI-SENS-"Both of them were kicked where the sun don't shine by Jiraiya. At least… I hope the sun doesn't shine there…
"Hey, keep it down! I'm trying to watch!" Jiraiya turned back to the window. He was sitting there for a while then called out, "Booorrriing… Maybe I'll go check out Hinata and Naruto to see what they're doing." He leapt off in the trees.
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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!" "ERO-SENIN!"
Dr.Green and his mini-me watched the spiky thing with a trail of blood go flying through the air.
"A COMET!" Thing 2 screamed. "YES! I HEARD IT IS VERY YOUTHFUL TO WISH UPON ONE!" "SHALL WE!" "WE SHALL!" "I WISH I COULD BE HIP AND COOL LIKE MY RIVAL!" "I WISH I WAS TOO SEXY, LIKE IN THAT SONG!"
"Shut-up!"
"It's 3 am!"
"WAAAHH!"
"You woke up bobby!"
"Get a Job!"
"Where were we?" "Oh, yes I remember." "LEE!" "GAI-SENSEI!" They ran toward each other and jumped on a giant turtle and rode off in the sunset. Then the turtle burst through the sunset background, forming a gigantic hole in the cardboard setting. The hole knocked Lee and Gai off of the turtle, and sending the turtle on it's back spinning around. The turtle stared at them. They stared at the turtle. Then at the ruined background. Then at the turtle. Lee turned to Gai. "Do you want turtle soup?" "Sure!" "It is so youthful!" "I know, right!" And they carried the poor, poor turtle away.
Kiwi: see? Not much to do with the story. Ok buh bye I'll get some reviews then I'll have enough to buy an update!