My first letter is from... NEW PRUSSIA!

A PruCan lovechild,

created by APH Bermuda! =)

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or any characters. Or... ANYTHING. Just these letters from Iggy!

Dear UK,

Sure you do not want to 'talk' to him more or anything... *snicker* Your just to cute Iggy. Just to cute. I could just steal you vital regions in a heart beat.*smirk* You should be honored to have your first letter coming from the DAUGHTER the two AWESOMENESS NATIONS IN THE WORLD'S . AKA PRUSSIA AND CANADA if you could not figure it , If your no longer going to 'talk' to America why we go to a pub Valentine's day with Netherlands and Denmark? Kesesesesesese.

Your Awesomeness,

New Prussia, Canada

P.S Your cooking when i made isn't bad. I think you should try to not burn it Iggy

Dear New Prussia,

I-I-I do. WAIT. DON'T. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO AL. I MEAN ALFRED.

AFTER ALL THAT HE DOES TO ME. HE FEEDS ME HAMBURGERS. HAMBURGERS FOR GOD'S SAKE. WHO THE FUCK BUT HIM EATS HAMBURGERS? THEY ARE LIKE AN ABOMINATION OF NATURE...

W-w-what? You think I am cute? I'm just going to ignore that...

STEAL MY VITAL REGIONS?

YOU MAY MOST DEFINITLEY NOT 'INVADE MY VITAL REGIONS' THAT'S NOT EVEN CORRECT ENGLISH FOR STARTERS AND... how on earth are you going to do that? * shuddering at the thought *

I am in fact honoured to speak to you, although some statements may be quite... absurd but that is besides the point, I am delighted to meet you since you are my niece and your father was such a good boy! He was so silent and discrete...

I have other plans for Valentines Day like bloody Francis most likely will hold a special celebration although if I did go to the pub with those two, Netherlands I shall be fine with since our treaty to completely forget about the past events but I am not quite sure about Denmark, we have not seen each other much lately, I barely remember the poor fellow...

Oh and what is 'Kesesesesesese?' Alfred is doing it a lot when he picks up the telephone and it is quite an annoying catchphrase!

P.S. Thank you! Someone who has the same taste in the finest cuisine.

P.P.S What do you mean burnt? It is meant to be that colour, it shows that it is well cooked! It is like the cheese on the crackers! You must try my version! I'm sure you shall absolutely love it!

P.P.P.S YOU MAY NOT CALL ME IGGY, MY NAME IS ENGLAND OR UK.

Yours Sincerely,

The United Kingdom Of Britain and Northern Ireland

Oh how he can extend a short message to long letters... Dear oh dear Iggy, so tsundere...

Keep these coming. I'm sorry I won't be able to do the other two straight away because I've got my sucky education etc... But I will.

I promise!