Dear Mom,
Thanks for the birthday letter! I got it on time, so that's a plus. I have one question to ask you: is N really my brother? I knew we seemed similar in our battles and multiple encounters, but… brothers? Now that you mention it, I did feel like I had met N before; he talked to me like an equal instead of an enemy or rival. I wish I could see him again and tell him the news. Turns out he flew off on Zekrom after I defeated Ghetsis. You should've seen the look on his face! Priceless! Anyway, not a lot has gone on since I became champion. Cheren and Bianca got together (I know, right? Who would've guessed?) and I'm still off looking for a worthy opponent to face me. I hear there's a boy in Mt. Silver in Johto looking for an opponent as well. But back to the subject at hand, I have so many questions! First off, which Pokémon did you take with you on your journey? Was Professor Juniper the professor at the time, or some other one? What was your first date with dad like? I hate asking this, but what was your first date with Ghetsis like? (I shudder at the thought of you two dating, let alone getting married and having children) Is losing N to Ghetsis the reason you seemed so sad back when I was younger? Did you ever see other regions? I'm sorry if I'm bombarding you, but I'm honestly curious! Sorry for not saying more, but you know I don't talk much anyway, right? I await your answers!
Love always,
Hilbert