chapter 2. yeah! party!
(Sora, Roxas, Riku, and Kairi is sitting in Mr. Maslar's science class)
Sora: Psst….Roxas wake up! Roxas. Hey Roxas.
(Sora throws his Keyblade at Roxas' head but accidentally hits Kairi)
Roxas: (obnoxious snoring noise) Sorry. You know how smart I am. I can take notes in my sleep.
Sora: I had non idea they figured out a way to convert drool to ink. Anyway, did you give Riku the note?
Roxas: You heard what he said earlier. He likes Hayner.
Sora: Not that note! Kairi's party….remember? (whispers) Idiot!
Roxas: Well if I'm an idiot, who's failing science?!
Sora: If you interrupt my class once more, Mr. Hikaru won't be the only one failing science, Mr. Kobayashi. You must get organized.
Roxas: Sorry Mr. Maslar….I will.
Mr. Maslar: Focus people. Everything takes focus. Focus, focus, focus. Now, where was I?
(Mr. Maslar turns around. Kairi attempts to throw the Keyblade back at Sora but instead hits Riku who falls off his chair)
Mr. Maslar: Mr. Tanaka, please explain why you are on the floor?
Riku: Well….It was Kairi's fault.
Mr. Maslar: That you fell out of your own chair. I see….It had better not happen again.
Riku: It won't.
Mr. Maslar: Especially in detention, correct?
Riku: Yeah.
Mr. Maslar: Let's see…. a classroom disruption constitutes a two hour detention I think. You will report to my room promptly at 3:32 after your last class tomorrow.
Riku: But Sora and I were planning to….I mean, okay.
(Riku stops in mid sentence after Sora elbows him)
Mr. Maslar: Anymore questions?
Riku: Actually….is it possible to break your butt?
Sora: (whispers to Roxas) His butt broke the chair soooo….
Mr. Maslar: Mr. Hikaru and Mr. Kobayashi, since you need something to do, would you be so kind as to assist Mr. Tanaka to the nurse?
(Roxas stands up and salutes Mr. Maslar)
Roxas: Sir, yes, sir!
Mr. Maslar: All work will be made up tomorrow in detention with Mr. Tanaka.
(Sora and Roxas drag Riku out the door and down the hall to the nurse)
Sora: Riku gave you his drugs, didn't he, Roxas?
Roxas: I'm not telling.
Riku: Sora! Don't touch me there!
Sora: That was Roxas!
Riku: You and Axel are fighting, aren't you?
(Roxas tries to change the subject)
Roxas: Man, you really need to lose some weight, Riku.
Riku: Yeah and you need a girlfriend but we both know neither will ever happen.
Sora: Guuuuuys. Quit it, I might cry.
Riku: You have a lot of moodswings.
Sora: Shut up!
(at this point they make it to the nurse and end the conversation)
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