Chapter 2 : sorry about this my ass
When I was coming round I could hear voice in a echoey type of voice.
"Are you sure this is the right one"
"Yes I'm sure she did say he's very good at staying asleep"
"Hey what does this button do"
"NATSURU NO"
"HONK"
"AHHH" said Rowan as he regained consciousness.
"WHAT THE WAS THAT AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE"
"I had a feeling this would happen" said one of the people who looked like someone he had seen before on YouTube.
"Sure you would...idiot excuse him" said the person next to the 'idiot'
"My name is Yuki the person next to me is Koizumi and the idiot is Natsuru"
"I'm not familiar with this stuff" said Natsuru
"Shut up you've done enough noise already" said Yuki as she punches Natsuru in the face causing Natsuru to go flying into Rowan knocking him out in the process.
"Oops this is gonna be hard to explain when we get back" said Yuki as she looks at Rowan asleep on the floor.
"You know that was kinda your fault" said Natsuru.
"Don't start Natsuru don't start".
Meanwhile in Rowan's head he was floating in a black void.
"rrrooowwwaaannn" said a voice in his head.
"Who are you" said Rowan
"It's me your imaginary friend" said the voice.
"I've been in your head since the start"
"No no NOOO" screamed Rowan as he woke up in a clean bed.
"Is this on of these dreams inside a dream better check" though Rowan as he pinched himself.
"Ow" said Rowan.
"Ok so this is not a dream but where the hell am I " said Rowan as he saw someone asleep on top of the bed covers.
"Hey hello" said Rowan
The person stayed asleep.
Thats when Rowan got annoyed HEY WAKE UP" yelled Rowan as he woke up the dozing person on the bed.
"Just one minute oh sorry about that" said a girl with pink hair and dog... ears and a tail.
"Can I ask something where am I" said Rowan
"I have been knocked out two times and I'm freaked out a bit"
"Oh that's ok you are from another universe after all" said the pink haired dog person.
"Wait what another universe you're joking right you can't be serious" said Rowan getting up out of bed.
"I'm in another universe that explains the headache but where am I" said Rowan walking towards a window.
"You're in biscotti one of the areas of Flonyard and by the way my name is millhiore"
"I'm sorry that's kinda hard to say can I call you milly" said Rowan who was not very good at remembering long names.
"Ok" said Milly.
"Just one more thing what country are we in" said Rowan.
"You have no clue what has happened have you" said Milly.
"Not a clue" said Rowan.
"You are in a whole new universe we're in world A there are lots of diffrent worlds" said Milly.
"So why am I here" said Rowan.
"This universe is being attacked by something we have no idea what it is" said Milly.
"You are our only hope on saving this universe"
"Ok but how did you find me" said Rowan.
"You are the only person who can talk to anything" said Milly.
"Ok I will save the world" said Rowan getting out the bed.
"I'm knew I was destined for greatness I just knew it"
"That's lovely by the way we found all your stuff from your house you might need" said Milly standing up and giving Rowan a bag.
The bag contained Rowan's iPod touch, Rowan's MacBook Pro, Rowan's iPod headphones, a iPod cable and Rowan's iPhone 5 and a spare set of shoes (for some reason)
"Okay the prophecy says that five people will go with the hero to save the world" said Milly.
"It also says that they will be picked by the hero"
"Ok but I don't know anyone in this universe how am I gonna pick the right one" said Rowan who was not very good at choosing the right people.
"I know you will choose the right people" said Milly.
"Oh one more thing" continued Milly as she picks up a box and opens it.
"This will help get around this universe easily"
Rowan looks inside the box inside the watch there was a thing that looked like a watch.
Rowan picked it up.
"Are you sure" said Rowan.
"Yes" said Milly.
"As it is the first time when you put it on it might teleport you to one of the worlds so good luck"
"Ok" said as he put on the device.
When he put it on the device lit up and started to glow then Rowan felt like he was falling.
"What the hell is happen AHHHH"
Rowan soon found himself in the middle of what looked like a park.
"Ok" said Rowan
"This I think I've seen before" he says as he noticed a girl with pink hair just standing by a tree.
"Um are you ok" said the girl.
"Yeah I'm ok" said Rowan.
"Wait who are you and where the hell am I"
"Um my name is Madoka and this is Mitakihara town " said the girl.
"who are you"
"my name is Rowan and..." He paused.
"Wait Madoka that sounds familiar do you know what day it is today"
"Yes it's Monday the 2nd of September" said Madoka.
"Aren't you supposed to be in school" said Rowan.
"Yes I should really go now" said Madoka.
"Ok see... ya" said Rowan but she had already gone.
"Huh maybe she was late" said Rowan as he walked towards what look like a wall.
While walking towards the wall he did not care to think about booby traps.
Doing that was a bad idea because just in that one second he fell into a hole disguised as grass.
"Who the hell places a trap next to a wall" said Rowan.
"I would" said a voice coming into the hole.
"If you think you're gonna save the universe you've got another thing coming" said the voice.
"And the who the hell are you" said Rowan.
"You'll find out soon enough" said the voice.
"You'll find out"
"What the hell was that voice talking about" thought Rowan.
"OOOH a tunnel"
Rowan had just then noticed a passage in the hole.
"I'm not gonna get anywhere standing here lets go" said Rowan as he walked into the passage.
Rowan was half way into the tunnel when he heard some noises.
"Got any threes" said one voice.
"Go fish" said another.
"So we all agree if anything happens we all blame Natsuru said a voice which sounded familiar.
"Hmm it sounds like its near I'm gonna go on" thought Rowan as he continued to walk through the passage.
At the end of the passage there was a door with the words Go Away on it.
"Screw that ONWARD" thought Rowan as he kicked the door open and saw the people who kidnaped me in the first place.
"AHHHH" screamed Rowan.
"AHHHH" screamed the people.
"Who wants chowder" said the blue haired one who just walked into the room.
"SHUT UP" shouted both Rowan and the people.
"How did you find us" said one of the people who he remembered the name of that one was Yuki.
"I don't know it's a very long story I'm still trying to understand it as we'll" said Rowan
"Wait what's that thing" said Natsuru who just noticed the device on my arm.
"Oh milly gave it to me she's the princess" said Rowan
"I Knew that…" Koizumi paused.
"Wait she gave you that" said Koizumi.
"Yep and when I put it on I landed in the middle of a park where I met a girl with pink hair and I fell into a big hole" said Rowan.
"I knew having a lair deep in a hole was a bad idea" said Yuki and then she paused.
"Wait a girl with pink hair what was her name"
"If you really want to know. Her name was Madoka"
"Oh ok that's fine" said Koizumi.
"We thought her name was Bill" said Natsuru.
"No you thought her name was Bill you dumbass" said Yuki.
"Oh my bad" said Natsuru.
"Any way do you know how to get back to where I was" said Rowan.
"You see that tunnel" said Yuki"
Just walk through there and you will find a portal back to where you was before"
"Ok said Rowan as he walked into the tunnel
End of chapter 2
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