After ten minutes in the bathroom, Elsa finally felt relieved after she let it go. She closed the bathroom door behind her and went back into the room with her sister. Kristoff came walking by near the bathroom with a newspaper under his arm, whistling a random tune. He went into the bathroom and locked it but unfortunately, Elsa forgot to spray in there.
~Meanwhile back in the room~
"Hey Elsa, were you alright in there" asked Anna.
"Yeah, I'm alright, I should have never eaten those breakfast burritos this morning"
"Did you remember to spray in there before you got out of that bathroom?"
"Of course I did"
Across the hallway, Kristoff's scream in disgust can be heard, "OH MY GOD! WHO FORGOT TO SPRAY IN HERE?! SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE DIED IN HERE! OH MY GOD!"
Anna looked at her sister puzzled, "You didn't, did you?" Elsa grinned and shrugged. "Hehe? I Forgot?"
Anna shook her head and rolled her eyes, sighing. "Alright, whatever you say. Now, where was I? Oh there it is"
"OOOH! I Know what you mean" Said Elsa, flirting back and winking. She grinned evilly and jumped into Jack's arms.
Elsa covered her face with her hands "Oh no! Why?! Why?! Whhhhy?!" She muffled through her covered.
Anna patted her back in comfort, "Hey Elsa, I Think you should let me read the rest"
"Thanks Anna, You're a life saver. Be careful Anna, you know, the horrible grammar and spelling and stuff"
"And the bedroom scene?" Anna added.
Elsa covered ears, "LALALALALA!" she sung loud, not wanting to be reminded about it.
Anna sighed and started reading, she also felt a little nervous about reading this as well,
Ready to go riding on my staff if you know what I mean?" said Jack in a seductive flirty tone. "Oh You bet I am" Elsa replied back aslo in a flirty tone, flollwed by winking.
"Um, Alright, for one... They Spelled also and followed wrong, and secondly..." Elsa was so irritated by the story's misspellings and so and so that she went speechless. All she could do is sigh. "Never mind" She rubbed her temples in complete stress.
Anna shrugged and continued to try to read the rest of the story while trying not to gag. She gulped before she began to read.
Jack chuckled seductively at Elsa and carried upstairs. There was nobody at the castle, it was mostly quiet there all day, So Elsa and Jack had all the time they had together, which was a perfect time for them to do their special hanky panky.
Anna started to giggle at that phrase, "What in the world is a hanky pank- Oh" She started to blush as she quickly found out what that phrase meant, "Never mind" She giggled and blushed. Elsa sighed heavily and shook her head at her younger sister.
They finally got up to her room and locked the door behind them. The ice queen bit her lip, which turned on Jack even more. He laid her on the bed and they started to make out.
Anna and Elsa started to gag.
Their Sexual hormones were raging like a wildfire and they both knew it too. First, they did second base,
"Wait! What's second base?" asked Anna.
Elsa shrugged.
"Let me look this up really quick" said Anna. She quickly pulled up and tab, searching up what the phrase second base meant. "oooh, So that's what it means" Anna blushed hard and chuckled nervously, looking at her sister and rubbing the back of her neck shyly.
Elsa crossed her arms and shook her head.
"What?"
"Nothing Anna. Please let's finish this story so I can forget about it later"
Anna sighed and cringed slightly.
Then they groped each other, Then they massaged each other in a pleasurable way. And when they were turn on enough, they were finally ready for round 1, if you know what i meen.
"Oh god" said Elsa, covering her face in embarrassment. "Not only did they actually put the number one and misspelled the word mean but-"
"You and Jack are gonna do the hanky panky" Teased Anna with a wide grin on her face.
"ANNA! STOP! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!" Shouted Elsa, blushing hard.
"Well, Technically, We're reading this fanfic in front of people who are watching this, so basically We're embarrassing ourselves" Explained Anna.
Elsa glared at Anna.
"OKAY! Let me stop talking! let me stop talking!" said Anna.
He took off his shirt, reaveling his hot, sexy, irrisistable, disirable, sultry, lucious, delicious, foxy, voluptuous,
"WE GET IT ALREADY!" Yelled the two sisters, irritably.
hot, sexy sexy sexy eight pack abs! Which made Elsa's nose bleed, much to Jack's satisfaction.
The sisters looked at each other confused.
"Okay, not only is desirable, luscious, irresistible AND revealing spelled wrong but... Why was my nose bleeding as soon as I saw him take his shirt off?" Asked Elsa, blushing.
"Because you're turned on-" Anna flew a hand over her mouth, blushing.
Elsa looked at her sister in an unthinkable expression. "Anna? Have you've been going on those inappropriately, vulgar sights?"
"N-NO!" She straightaway replied, still blushing. "What's it to ya? SISTA!"
Elsa rolled her eyes and sighed, "Anna, just read, please"
"Oh Jack! You are so so so sexy!" complimented Elsa. "Thanks babe, so are you" he replied. "But you would look even sexier if you took all this ugly clothing off"
Elsa quickly got offended at that statement, "HEY! I LOVE MY DRESS!"
"Um Elsa, I think he was talking about the other dress you were wearing when you were crowned queen"
"Oh" Said Elsa relieved.
He slipped all her clothing off, showing olny her knockers.
"Gosh! What with all this slang that we've never ever heard of?" asked Anna, slightly annoyed.
"I Know right?" Agreed Elsa. "Just say breasts! is that really a hard word to spell?And they spelled the word only wrong"
"Wow, this person must have terrible grammar" stated Anna.
"You don't say Anna?" Elsa responded back sarcastically, smirking.
Anna giggled and shrugged.
His mouth was gaping so long that drool almost watered out of it. "like them Jack? They've been waiting you" whispered Elsa seductively.
Elsa and Anna's eyes widened. "Oh my goodness, this is so embarrassing for us to read this" said Elsa, her face turning bright red. Anna's face turned bright red as well, "And this is making me feel kinda uncomfortable a little bit"
"What do you mean kinda and only a little bit?" asked Elsa suspiciously.
Anna spread a wide yet nervous grin on her face, "Oh... uh, well, it's not what... hehe! Hey! Why are we still talking? hehe!"
"Oh I know they have" responded back Jack.
"Hey! That rhymes!" said Anna, chuckling. "Back, Jack! Get it?"
Elsa rolled her eyes and shook her head.
"Alright, I'll stop" Anna looked at the next sentence and cupped her hands over her mouth, blushing. "Um Elsa? Do I have to read this?"
"Sadly Anna, Yes. Yes you do. No matter how disturbing and cringeworthy it is"
"Oh man!" Anna whined. "Why did you have to drag me into this?!"
"Actually Anna, I Didn't. You kept asking me and I finally said yes, so you kinda brought yourself into this"
Anna slapped a hand across her forehead dumbfoundly, "stupid! stupid! stupid!" she mumbled to herself.
"Okay, Maaaybe I should read the rest" said Elsa.
Not too long, Jack-
Elsa cringed but knew she couldn't let her viewers down.
Jack's mouth fell on her right on her breast -
"Oh my god!" Elsa covered her face in embarrassment. "Oh I Can't do this but I have to!" She slightly sobbed.
Anna sighed heavily, "This is going to take a while"
After a few minutes went by and they were almost finished the intimate scene between Frost and Elsa.
"I CAN'T! I CAN'T!" yelled Anna.
"YOU HAVE TO ANNA! IT'S THE RULE OF THE INTERNET!"
"NOOOO! I DON'T WANNA!" Anna whined.
"YEEES! DO IT!"
"NOOOO!"
"YEEEEES!"
"NO NO NOOOO!"
Just then, Kristoff opened the door. "Is everything alright in here?"
The two sisters were just sitting there smiling, as if nothing was going on.
"Oh yes! We're fine, Kristoff" said Anna with a fake wide and creepy smile. Which creeped Kristoff out.
"Are you sure? Because I heard yelling-"
"NOW YA DIDN'T!" Yelled Anna as she slammed the door in Kristoff's face. "PHEW! Glad he's gone! Now where were we?"
"We were just about to finish this story and LOOK! We're almost done" said Elsa, chuckling nervously.
Anna chuckled nervously also. Soon after, both of the sister's eyes were twitching.
"You... wanna go next again, Anna?"
"No, I Think you should?"
"Oh, uh okay" Elsa gulped nervously followed by a simple small creepy giggle.
The two screamed in lust and Jack was about to lose it.
"Oh my god" Whispered Elsa, disgusted.
"E-ELSA!" Jack yelled her name.
"Well no DUH! Sherlock!" Said Anna sarcastically. "He obviously just did"
Elsa shook her head and continued reading.
"I'M GOING TO TO TO TO TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!" He shouted as he finally reached his breakpoint. Elsa has screamed too.
Jack fell on top of Elsa, tired. Breathing hard trying to catch their breathe.
"Um Don't cha BREATH?!" yelled Elsa.
"Wow this person really needs to check their spelling"
"THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!"
Jack rolled off of Elsa and layed beside, taking a cigarette and smoking it. "Wow Jack! That was... amazing"
"I Know" said Jack, smirking sexily. "Wait! Who do you think is going to find out about this?"
"Oh, I'll make sure nobody will find out" Responded Elsa with a seductive smile.
"How do you know that?"
"Jack, I Just do alright. So... ready for... round two?"
Jack quickly twisted the cigarette, burning it down, smirking after hearing what she had just asked, "Oh you know it!"
Elsa giggled as the Frost climbed on top of her. Little did they know that a certain brunette girl was inside the closet peeking through the tiny hole of the door holding her nose which was bleeding, meaning she was turned on by this, "Oh, I Hope Elsa doesn't find out that I've been spying on her and Jack having sex because this really turns me on"
THE END.
FINALLY! They were done. After all going through all the bad grammar and bad spelling and such, and most of all, THE MOST CRAZIEST, WILDEST, MOST UNCOMFORTABLE HANKY PANKY SCENE BETWEEN JACK AND ELSA! But all the sister could do was sit there in silence, staring blankly into space, they couldn't blink. They slowly turned their heads towards each other.
"Uhhhh?" said Anna.
"Well Anna, since you seem like you have A LOT to say, so why don't you say your opinion about this lovely and charming story"
"Oh I Have ALOT to say about it! Alright here goes... WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD DID I JUST READ?! I MEAN! COME ON!? DON'T YOU THINK THE GUARDS WOULD HERE THEIR SCREAMING?! HUH?! EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?! And Oh! About the ending, it. Was. STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! S.T.U.P.I.D STUPID! OH MY GOD! WHY WOULD I BE IN THE CLOSET WATCHING AND LISTENING TO THIS AND GET TURNED ON BY IT?! THAT'S LIKE EWWWWW GROSS!" Anna finished screaming on the top of her lungs, trying to catch her breath. Elsa comforted her by patting her back.
"Shhh Shhh Shhhh! Calm down sis, Calm down. Now I have a lot to say about it myself and all I Have to say is WHAT IN THE HECK DID I JUST READ?! OKAY! JUST SO YOU KNOW, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT OKAY? BUDDY? IF YOU THINK I'M JUST A HORNY CLASSLESS WOMAN, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! Oh Now It's going to take FOREVER to forget about this!"
"Now you know what I go through" said a strange female voice.
They turned to the window and saw a woman with blue eyes, with glasses, dirty blonde hair, wearing a white blouse with a black business jacket.
"AH!" Screamed the sisters.
"Who are you?!" exclaimed Anna. "Wait! I Think I seen you somewhere. Aren't you the-"
"YES! I'm the fanfic critic, I Read it, you listen" she said.
The two sisters looked at each other.
"I Read bad fanfics and I put it online"
Anna's blue eyes got wider, she recognized her now. Anna would know because she was on the internet more than anyone else.
"OH! NOW I KNOW YOU! HI! I'M ANNA! CAN I GET YOUR-"
"Sorry I'd love to but I gotta go!"
"BUT-"
"SEE YA!" She last said as she flew away laughing like a crazed maniac.
Leaving Anna disappointed.
"Oh it's alright Anna, I'm sure you'll get her autograph next time" Elsa smiled.
All of a sudden, they heard giggling, it was coming from their closet.
"Do you hear that?" Asked Anna, hearing the giggling.
"Yeah, I Think it's coming from the closet"
They both looked and turned around at the closet. They got up and walked slowly near the door. Elsa prepared her ice powers, getting ready to attack the eavesdropping creep.
"Okay, on three!" Elsa alerted. One, two-"
"THREE!" Anna finished.
They opened the door and to their shock, it wasn't an eavesdropping creep but a young eavesdropping creep! Hiding in their closet!
A/N: HAHA! I Think you all know who that eavesdropping creep is ;) oh and I Hoped you liked the cameo of the fanfic critic, I watch her reviews on YouTube all the time and she's freakin' hilarious! LMFAO! XD Anyways, I Hope you got a laugh out of this chapter, if not, I hope you enjoyed it ^_^ By the way, the next chapter will be the last chapter, which will be kind of short lol I Had fun writing this chapter and I hope you guys enjoyed it! I Will update sometime next week because this weekend i'm busy with homework x3 YUCK! lol see ya guys later! :D