Chapter 2 – Lunchtime

Summary: Tsuna's just been forced by Reborn into being a guard for the notorious Vongola Prison. And what's worse, the prison is filled with hot guys just itching to rape him for the sake of breaking the monotony. Worse, his ex-boyfriend Giotto is one of them…

Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn does not belong to me! If it did, a lot of questions would be answered…

Giotto: I realized that you write the same disclaimer for all your fics, except for those that were published before you started getting regular reviews.

Me: Because it's unique! No other author uses the same disclaimer as me!

Tsuna: …That's because you're weird Author…

Me: What was that? (glare at Tsuna)

Tsuna: N-Nothing…

Giotto: (sighing) Let's get on with this, shall we?

Me: Oh yes! My responses to our reviewers! Ok, let's see... first, is from . Ahem, yes, I will be pushing up this fic to "M" later. Just not right now. And haha, sorry that our conversation was so long! To make up for it, here's a longer chappie! Kichou, yes, Tsuna will most probably be raped multiple times... Ehehe. And he has both good AND bad luck. akiruisora, I can't answer your question right now. You're just gonna have to keep reading XD. And in reponse to your banner, here's mine! *holds up a banner saying "Thank you so much, akiruisora!" aoitenshi02, I can't answer your question. You must keep reading. Scarletnight13, I love G27 too~ Orcux, murdering? Hmmm... *shifty eyes back* TakeshiYamamoto2980, yes! Of course everyone loves Tsuna! And whoa, nice shrieking... (I don't shriek myself. I'm a very unique fangirl.) Torataro, well, have no more doubts, there are Primo Generation peeps in there. Although how many I'm not sure... yes, that watermelon head is in there as well. Cuore l'anima della, indeed. Giotto + prison = perfectly natural. 10th Squad 3rd Seat, can't answer your question either~ ya have to keep reading~ And well, I thought it would be perfectly natural for Reborn to be Tsuna's tutor. , noooooo, no answer~ keep reading~ lojeloce of namimori, indeed, it is very interesting. Chi Usagi, not yet, not yet. , hmmm... (you have managed to discover part of the reason why Giotto is locked up! Congrats! *gives a cookie*) darkchan74, thankies :3. DiveToWorld, you have an ineresting name! And thankies. XD.

Giotto: You know, you didn't need to respond to all of them.

Me: But I didn't want to be mean!

Giotto: But it'll make the story longer than it actually is.

Me: True, that... (sighing) Alright then, I'll just respond to questions from now on.

Giotto: Good girl.

Me: Anyways... presenting... the story!

"HIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HIEEEEEEEEEE! HIEEEEEEEEEEE!" Tsuna wouldn't stop shrieking.

"Tsuna! Stop it!" Giotto said, still gripping Tsuna's wrist. "You'll blow everyone's eardrums out."

Miraculously, Tsuna stopped. But then again, he had always obeyed Giotto's every will and whim…

"G-G-Giotto…" Tsuna stammered. "W-What're you doing here?"

"Actually," Giotto replied. "A better question would be to ask why are you here."

"Leave off the bullying, Giotto." A redhead (pinkhead?) seated in the same cell spoke up. "It's all because of your wanting to bully others that we ended up here."

(Secret Author's Note: That's a clue to how they ended up in prison!)

"Ahaha, so who is that Giotto-san? Tell us!" A black-haired man spoke up cheerfully.

"This is… Sawada Tsunayoshi. He and I… know each other from some time back." Giotto shifted on the spot.

"Oh… Haha! Nice to meet you, Tsunayoshi-san! I'm Asari Ugetsu!" Asari bowed in the traditional Japanese fashion, which was rather at odds with his prison uniform.

He seems so nice, Tsuna thought. How on earth did he end up here?

A non-committal grunt came from the red-haired (pink-haired?) man. "G."

"Nice way of introducing yourself, G." Giotto said wryly. "Anyway, you still haven't answered my question Tsuna. What are you doing here? You're not an inmate are you? Wait… that's a stupid question. You're not in a cell after all."

"N-No," Tsuna stammered. "I-I'm a prison guard."

"Prison guard…" There was an awed silence from the three. "You… Unbelievable."

"They hire little boys to be prison guards there days?" G was astonished. "What's this world coming to?"

"G, don't be rude." Asari scolded. "Tsunayoshi-san isn't a little boy."

"Sure looks like one." G grunted. "Bet his balls haven't dropped yet, judging from that girly voice of his."

In perfect timing, Tsuna let out a feminine squeak.

"See?" G said triumphantly.

"Enough, enough." Giotto wabed his hand at them. "Question is: Tsuna, how did you end up being a prison guard?"

"T-That's… Eh… Reborn made me do it." Tsuna fidgeted.

"Reborn? Isn't that your guardian that always molests- I mean, bullies you?" Giotto's eyebrows furrowed.

"That's right."

"Hmm…"

Suddenly, the bell rang, signaling lunchtime. The cell doors clanged open, and the inmates shuffled down to the lunchroom, closely watched by baton-wielding prison guards.

Lunchtime at Vongola Prison was certainly an interesting experience. Mini-food fights broke out all the time, and for some reason, the food always landed in the most inappropriate places, and the throwers would always smirk while they retrieved their food.

Tsuna stood in line (at the very end of the line, as a matter of fact) and watched as the rest of the inmates (all male) jostled each other, pushing and shoving and trying to get to the front, all unknowingly dry-humping each other.

(Secret Author's Note: I'm not making this bit up. In my school's canteen, there's a western food stall. It's very popular, and most of its customers are guys. And most guys don't give a damn about others when they're queuing up, they all push and shove each other, hence dry-humping commences. My friend – also a guy – pointed this out to me, and I realized he was right. My friend kept well out of the crowd.)

Sort of like me and Giotto – No! No! I mustn't think thoughts like this! Me and Giotto are done. Over. OVER. OVER-

And then Tsuna felt himself being dry-humped too. He squeaked and jumped away – to see Giotto standing behind him.

"What're you doing, Giotto?" Tsuna hissed, turning red.

"Queuing, just like you are." Giotto replied innocently.

Tsuna huffed in exasperation before turning back in front, trying to edge away from Giotto as much as possible.

Mission impossible, as the queue moved forward, Giotto kept shifting nearer and nearer, until his nether region was rubbing lightly against Tsuna's butt.

Tsuna quickly got his food and left, unaware of Giotto's burning gaze on his retreating back.

The brunet shoveled down his food, in an effort to concentrate on his meal he tried not to think about Giotto's near-dry-humping. He tried not to think about how good those few seconds felt-

NO! NO MORE INDECENT THOUGHTS!

Giotto was his ex-boyfriend. An ex. Nothing more.

But oh, it felt so good – Arrrrrgh! Shut up, brain!

And then a bit of mashed potato flew through the air, landing right on Tsuna's crotch.

"Kufufufu… sorry, looks like my food's landed on you. So sorry. Here, let me clean you up." And before Tsuna could protest, a tall man with pineapple-shaped hair whose food it was swooped down and began rubbing Tsuna's crotch, on the pretext of cleaning him up.

(Secret Author's Note: Yeah, right. This is Mukuro, our resident pineapple pedo we're talking about.)

"A-Ahn…" An embarrassed moan burst from Tsuna's lips. "S-Stop, I'm fine really…)

"But I insist." The man continued his administrations. Then his wrist was slapped away by another hand.

"I'll take it from here." Giotto said coolly, having appeared from nowhere. And then without waiting for a reply, he scooped Tsuna up and carried him to the toilet.

(Secret Author's Note: In bridal style. Need I say more?)

In the toilet, Giotto leaned against the wall, watching as Tsuna splashed water on himself.

"Honestly, after all these years, you've still got that weird knack for getting into trouble." Giotto shook his blond head.

"Eh… y-you didn't have to help me. I was perfectly fine!" He was pissed. He really didn't like being pitied by his ex. "We're an ex-couple. Ex, okay? We're over. Done."

"I don't think so."

"Eh?"

And then Tsuna was slammed onto the ground, and the sound of a zipper being unzipped was heard.

"We are most certainly not over."

Me: (singing) When you hate me for a cliffhanger send in your reviews! When you hate me for a cliffhanger send in your reviews! When you…

Giotto: (pained voice) Author… please.

Me: What? My singing's not that awful.

Giotto: Of course it isn't, but who wants to keep listening to the same line over and over again?

Me: True, that. Anyway, I kept my promise didn't I? You're seme-ing Tsuna already.

Giotto: (smirking) Make sure you REALLY make me a fucking hot seme in the next chapter.

Me: Indeed!

Tsuna: E-Eh? HIEEEEEEE!

Me and Giotto: (hands over ears) Tsuna! Shush!

Tsuna: S-Sorry! It's just that… sex scenes? So soon?

Me: Oh, I'm not sure… maybe there will be?

Giotto: What?

Me: Hehe! Anyway, altogether now~

Me, Giotto and Tsuna: Reviews please!

Me: And could someone tell me if G is a redhead or pinkhead?