Chapter 2

"Fairy Tail," Spider-Man questions as he reads the sign. Great…wouldn't be surprised if they dressed up like a bunch of pixies and danced around with magical wands…, he thought as he webbed onto a window and observed inside.

Inside Fairy Tail Guild Hall

"I can't believe I had to dress up as a chick," Natsu said putting his head on the table.

"Well we wouldn't have if you didn't trip us," Gray shouted. Can't think of what Juvia has done with those pictures….meh…

"Gray's right Salamander," Gajeel added. "If it wasn't for your lousy footwork then only one of us would've taken the fall."

"Don't blame me," Natsu shouted back. "Mother Nature hates me!"

"Mother Nature ain't got nothing to do with your stupidity," Gajeel replied.

"You wanna go Black Steel," Natsu asked clenching his fists.

"You're on," Gajeel replied.

"There they go again," Lucy said shaking her head. Suddenly Gray joined in then the rest of the male members did.

"I'm glad they still have the energy," Erza said eating her cake. "Just shows how much-." She stopped when one of the members knocked her cake over. Angered Erza jumped into the fray.

"And there goes Erza," Lucy added.

"Never a dull moment," Mirajane said.

"Aye," Happy exclaimed.

Outside on one of the Fairy Tail's Guild Hall Windows

Seeing the events unfold inside, Spider-Man thought, Man, these guys are rowdy just like the Hulk's Agents of SMASH, oh look they even have an old dude, now they're like the X-Men. Noticing a blonde, white haired, and red head, he continued, Great. I needed something to remind me of my troubles with women…Well I'm not getting anywhere if I just be that bug on the window, time to meet my saviors. Landing in front of the Guild's door and opening it, Spider-Man said, "Hello- *Spidey Senses*" He quickly webbed the table on the side and used it as a barricade as two people came flying his direction.

"That's for ruining my cake," Erza shouted. Looking at the others, she asked, "Who is next?" The members participating in the brawl decided it was time to stop and went back to what they were doing.

Peeking over the table, Spider-Man thought, Yeesh, Star Lord was right, Red Heads are crazy, even in the streets. Then again, he dated aliens.

Noticing a strange masked man was peeking over the table, Lucy said, "Hey guys. Look over there."

Oh crap, Spider-Man thought as everyone turned their attention to him. Crouching back down, he continued, Ok Spidey, just explain your situation. 'Hello there I'm a person from another universe and I was hoping you could help get back with your…Magic…', not convincing…errhem. 'My name is the Amazing Spider-Man, but you can call me Spidey', talk about egotistic, oh how ab-

"Can I help you," Mirajane asked as she peeked over the table. Seeing the man's awkward outfit, she said, "Oh my."

"Uh-yes," Spidey replied. Standing up straight, he continued, "I need your help me lady, for I am." Why am I talking like I'm in the Medieval Ages. "I just need your help. I was told your 'guild' helps people, am I right?"

"Yes of course," Mirajane answered.

Master Makarov approached and asked, "Who is this, Mirajane?"

"Someone asking for help," Mira replied.

"I see, so you've come to make an official request," Master Makarov asked.

"Uh- yeah, sure, if that's what it is called," Spidey replied.

"Ok, we'll hear you out, follow me," Master Makarov said motioning Spidey to follow him.

As Spidey followed he noticed the people inside we're giving him strange looks, and thought, Oh don't look at me like I'm some freak. I already have to deal with that in high school. Besides if you met the people I work with, I seem pretty normal.

"Gather around my children, we have a guest here seeking our help," Master Makarov announced as he took a seat on the stage. Looking at Spidey, he said, "Now speak."

Whoa, this guy talks like Professor X, Spidey thought. Turning to the people in the guild he said, "I come from another universe and I need help getting back. Problem is, I have no idea how to, so I came here because the town's people said you could help me out. That's it."

"What's the reward," Natsu asked.

"Reward," Spidey questioned.

"Yeah," Lucy added. "You're making an official request so there's gotta be an award." Rent ain't gonna pay itself.

These guys get paid to help people? I mean I can understand if they're cops, but they all look like a bunch of teens hanging out in a big place, again, like the X-Men do, Spidey thought. "Uh….I can promise you secrets of the universe?"

"How much is that worth," Gray asked.

Checking his bag for anything he found $10 and said, "Ten bucks?"

"What the hell is a buck," Natsu asked. "Can I eat it?"

Oh boy, I'm in real trouble now, Spidey thought. "Ok, I admit I don't really have anything to give you right now, but if you help me get back I promise there will be riches beyond your wildest dreams." Let's hope they buy this.

"What kind of riches," Lucy asked with a "cha-ching" face.

"Uh…MONEY…and…FOOD," Spidey exclaimed. "So much money and food. So much money you can buy food or other stuff."

The members of Fairy Tail huddled and discussed if Spidey's request was worth taking. "Hmmm, sounds worth it," Gray said.

"But his outfit is kind of odd," Erza said.

"I don't care, he said food," Natsu exclaimed.

"Money Money Money Money Money, I wonder how much, maybe to pay off the whole year," Lucy said.

"Master, what do you think," Mira asked.

"I'm a great judge of character," Master Makarov said. "By his words I can tell he is telling the truth, and I sense no desire of betrayal."

"So is it settled then," Erza asked.

"Yes," Master Makarvo said. Turning and pointing to Spidey, he shouted, "Strange man!"

"Me," Spidey question pointing at himself.

"Yes you," Master Makarov answered. "We will gladly take on your request."

"Sweet," Spidey said.

"What is it that you require specifically now," Master Makarov asked.

"Hmmm….," Spidey thought. What I saw from Doc and Mysterio's equipment it looks like I'll need….no… that British TV show just does Time Traveling, I need inter-dimensional, universe travel…think Spidey…Oh I got it. "I'll need superconductive mineral called 'naqahdah', nine points (chevrons) spaced equally around its circumference which are used to determine the address being dialed, on the inner ring is a set of unique glyphs; on Milky Way and Pegasus gates, all but one of these represent star constellations, with the remaining symbol representing the planet or point of origin, while the meaning of the glyphs on Destiny-style gates is unknown, and-"

"Whoa whoa, in English bub," Gajeel said.

I can tell you're the Wolverine of the group, Spidey thought. Realizing that they might not even have the required material, Spidey determined, They look like their technology is still in development, which is why they rely on…'Magic'…so much…Ah ha! Maybe my examining the different…'Magic'…I can somehow come up with stuff identical to the actual products. "Alright, uh, any of you guys a bookworm," Spidey asked.

"Oh I am," Levy answered.

"Great, I need you to follow me," Spidey said.

"To where," Levy asked.

"Good question, uh do you guys have a 'library'," Spidey asked, annunciating the term.

"Why of course," Mira said pointing them to the direction of it.

At least they have respect for books, yeah bookworm till I die, who cares, knowledge is power, unless you're Flash Thompson, who thinks the only power there is, is in strength, Spidey thought. "Ok uh…what's your name?"

"Levy," Levy answered.

"Alright Levy. To the library," Spidey shouted as they both left.

Seeing Levy and the strange man leave, Gajeel said, "I don't trust him."

"What's the matter Black Steel," Natsu said. "Jealous?"

"Shut ya trap Salamander," Gajeel replied.

"You know, we didn't get his name," Gray said.

"Looking at his outfit, I think it's for the best we don't," Lucy said. I don't need anymore weirdos in my life….

Several Hours Later

Coming back from the library, Spidey thought, I had a feeling I wouldn't find anything….This is why technology is more reliable then some mystic force. At least science could give me actual numbers, but the books in there where all, 'You need to be a certain level, example: Over 9000, to achieve this spell.' What a waste of time.

"Sorry we didn't find what you were looking for," Levy apologized as she followed Spidey.

"No, it's ok," Spidey replied. "It was worth a shot."

Natsu noticed the two arrived at the main area of the hall and shouted, "So did you find what you're looking for?"

"Is he always that loud," Spidey asked.

"Most of the time," Levy answered.

Reminds me of a certain bucket head, Spidey thought. "No. But I'll think of something," he replied. Taking a seat with Team Natsu, Spidey asked, "So what do you guys do around here?"

"We go out on jobs," Lucy answered.

"Train," Erza added.

"Eat," Natsu said.

"Fish," Happy exclaimed.

"Fish," Spidey questioned.

"Aye," Happy replied.

"Anyway," Gray asked. "What about you?"

"Me," Spidey asked. "I don't even know your guys' names."

"We don't know yours either," Gray replied.

"Touché," Spidey said. "Uh…you guys go first. I'm a bit shy."

"Alright," Natsu shouted. "I'm Natsu Dragneel and I'm a Fire Dragon Slayer!"

"Name's Gray Fullbuster," Gray said. "Ice Mage."

"Erza Scarlet," Erza said. "S-Class Mage and Requip Magic User."

"Lucy Heartfilia," Lucy said. "Celestial Mage."

"Wendy Marvell," Wendy said. "Sky Dragon Slayer."

"Happy the Cat," Happy shouted.

"Carla," Carla added.

"Wow," Spidey said. "You guys could join the X-Men." And that Lucy Heartfilia chick. I can already imagine Star Lord or Nova's pick up line, 'How about I feel you up?'. What is with it with the dudes from space? Space matter fill your brains to come up with cheesy pick up lines?

"X who," Natsu asked.

"Nothing," Spidey replied.

"I believe it's your turn," Erza said.

"How do I put it," Spidey said. I don't want them to know my secret identity, I know I'm in another universe, but that's my thing. Right?, Spidey thought. "I'm a Super Hero and my name is the Amazing Spider-Man," Spidey shouted. The group was silent for a moment and began to laugh. "What's so funny," Spidey asked.

"'Super Hero' and 'Amazing'," Gray asked. "I'm sorry, but look at you. You look like a weirdo."

"Says the guy who stripped during that fight," Spidey replied.

"That's not my fault," Gray replied.

"What's so 'Super' and 'Amazing' about you anyway," Natsu asked.

"Trust me, if you saw the things I have to go through on a daily basis then you'll know why," Spidey replied.

"Sorry, but unless you prove yourself, we'll just keep laughing," Lucy added.

Prove myself eh? I could ask to prove to your innocence by the clothes you're wearing right now that makes you look like a-Calm down Spidey, those were not nice thoughts, Spidey thought. "Alright, I'll prove myself." The grouped still continued to laugh then Spidey webbed their mouths shut. "That enough for ya?"

"MMMPHMMMPH," the group shouted.

"Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how 'Amazing' I am," Spidey mocked. The group ripped off his webbing and looked pissed. Oh oh, I think I've done it now, Spidey thought as his Spidey Senses went crazy.

What up guys! Chapter 2 is out and I hope you guys enjoy it. Someone asked about how I said AU and if anything was gonna turn away from the Canon Fairy Tail story, Ex: Lisanna not dying, or Gajeel not joining Fairy Tail. To answer your question. No, cause it's easier for me to write and a lot funnier too cause i have tons of fun imagining Spidey trying to deal with upcoming situations. Anyway, I hope you all get the references and jokes I make in this. Really trying hard to think of some stuff, but if I fail I'll just make bad jokes and puns to satisfy the Spidey Humor. Also don't worry I'm going to finish this story. May take a while, but I'll try to pump out chapters as fast as I can. Thanks again for reading. Means a whole lot, in measurement 3 American Football Fields. As always, cya!