Sorry for the wait I had to redo all of prologue part II because it sucked and I still don't like how it turned out. I also am a slow typist and lazy as heck. Plus I redid this like twice. Then cut it in half. If you didn't see that at the end Boomer said he was still living this was supposed to be a one shot, but then as I was making the summary I was inspired, now I'm uninspired and this is hard. Wondering if I should Just delete this. Not to mention that I'd totally forgot that I (in all my lazy glory) had created a story till I checked my e-mail and saw that I had friggen reviews! . By the way THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I loves y'all So *embarrassed laughing* yeah… Don't expect quick updates until Spring Break. Also feel free to PM me. I've started to check my e-mail a lot more offend. But yeah Spring break.

Boomer: As an author you should be ashamed of yourself Briar!

Me:B-b-b-boomer? How in the name of all that is lazy did you get here?

Boomer: Brick let me in.

Me: how did he get in the confides of my mind and computer?

Brick walks up with a chain saw: this is just a room without a door or windows painted white.

Me: But still…

Butch: hey I read both parts of this unholy piece of shit! How could ya do such horrible things ta mph mmhpmmm!

I'm standing behind Butch tying a gag around his mouth. : Shhhhh no spoilers!

Suddenly a mob of book, movie, anime, cartoon , comic charters' come in through bricks hole and start talking and fighting.

Me: Good Lord has the world gone mad; is the mind no longer scared?

Brick :It's just an empty room ya loon!

I start to pout: I can't even find someone to disclaim me in this chaos! I own nothing but the plot.

I pick up Bricks chain saw. : Read the chapter while I clear my head, um, urm so to speak.

~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~/~ "Boomer you have to come out eventually." Brick yelled at me from my latest BHP, Bubbles hiding place, after our last fight she has been wanting a rematch. Every time I leave my BHP she finds challenges and then attacks me! I can't take it anymore!

"Do not test my will power."I said angrily.

"C'mon man Brick won't let me go steal food until you come on! It's been three days ain't you hungry?" he asked me.

"Not if it means that I have to leave my cozy little spot." I said stubbornly.

"I'll give you to the count of three to come out of there."

"La la la la la I can't hear you LALALALA!"

"One…two… three! Butch goes get me the dolls." Brick said.

"Yes sir." Butch said with a mock salute. When he came back he had two dolls one looked like me and one looked like Bubbles. I don't like where this is going.

"Oh, Boomer my love for you over flows like a fountain!" said Butch, who was holding the Bubbles doll, said in a high and squeeky voice."Babe you're hotter than the sun." Brick said in a naisly voice, trying and failing to sound like me.

"Will you be good for me?' Butch/Bubbles asked Brick/me.

Only if you promise to have at least ten kids with me." Brick /I said in return."Yes yes oh, did you even need to ask? I love you sooo much!" Butch/Bubbles squeaked.

"Kiss me my love!" Brick/me said.

"Oh! Boomer!" Butch/Bubbles said

My brothers brought the doll heads together and I couldn't take it anymore.

"STOP, stop in the name of all that's good and dirty stop!" I yelled.

"Then come out" Brick said.

"Fine I surrender on one condition." I said.

"What." Brick

"I choose where we eat." I said

Butch groaned but Brick agreed. "Where too little bro?" he asked me.

"Back to my BHP"I said.

"Boomer…" Brick said testily.

"I swear it's not a trick."I said "If it is I'll pound you."Butch said to me.

"Yeah yeah I know that already." I said. Then I crawled in.

~/~

Boomer crawled in then Butch followed "Wow this is so cool, Brick you gotta see this!"

Brick sighed then crawled in too. He felt his jaw drop to the floor. A few feet in he saw a staircase. He began to crawl down it, because there was no room to stand, he did okay on the first fifty then fell down the next hundred or so. He landed in a chamber that had to be at least ten feet high. Brick stared in wonder at Boomer who lit a torch then grinned at his brothers. "So how about we eat at Godmas tonight?"

~/~ At Seducea's

Thump. Thump. Thump. CRASH! The evil temptress looked up with surprise as her godsons climbed into her living room. Being evil and living in Townsville nothing surprised her any more, but that's just weird.

~/~ Boomer pov

God ma stood staring at us. "Hiya can we eat here tonight?" I asked.

She blinked a few times then said "Of course, as long as you promise to fix that whole."

"Alright well do it later."Brick said

"Let me hug the closest things to kids I have and want." She said.

She reached down to hug us then lept up and shrieked "Theos, su treis dusododis kakomos nothos! Ekeinos poreros dusosmia!" God ma speaks an ancient form of Greek. Enough said on that for now.

"What did she say?" Brick asked me.

"She said 'Gods, You three evil smelling bastards! That's wicked smelling!'" I said because I'm her translator.

"Harsh." Butch said not looking the least bit hurt.

"That smell is harsh! When's the last time you three took a bath? " Godma screeched.

"What is this bath you speak of?" Butch asked with a snicker.

"That's sick," She said as she rummaged through her drawers and pulled out a can of perfume and started to spray until there was the smell of cherry wood all over. "What kind of sick kids don't take a bath ever?"

"Bathing is for sissies and monkeys."Butch said

"Liar plenty of kids, villains, and other animals take bathes all the time." She retorted. "If you want to eat here you must take a bath first."

"NO!" My brothers and I yelled.

"I'll make baklava…" She said tempting, at least me, with a yummy pastry.

"Sold to the godmom in her underpants!" I shouted.

"Boomer think man is it worth it?" Brick asked me

"YES! When do I start?" I yelled tasting the baklava on my toungh.

"I'll show you to the shower and get you some new clothes to wear." Godmom said sweetly.

"What about us?" Brick asked

"You can either come and take a bath or you can go home hungry!" She said

"We'll take the stupid shower." My brothers grumbled.

"Good, I knew you see it my way."

In the bathroom Godmom gave us the nicest, and first, towel I have ever seen.

"Use the white bar that says soap until all the dirt is gone. Then use the towels to dry off.' She spoke like we were two year olds.

"What do we do with our clothes?" I asked.

"Don't worry I'll replace the old ones with new ones." She said indifferently.

"But I like our clothes." Brick said.

"You also broke my floor." She said. "So you now must do something nice for me."

"I said that I would fix it didn't I?" Brick said annoyed.

She decided to ignore his comment she began to walk out of the room when I said with a touch of unease "How do ya work this thing?" The shower that my Godmom had was clean and shinny and obviously stolen.

"Turn the knob on the right for cold and the one on the left for hot." She said giving me a funny look.

"Idiot." Butch said as Brick hit me on the back of the head.

~/~ ten minutes later ~/~

All three of us where tangled up in the chord naked and cold. Butch and Brick where arguing about whose fault it was and I was upside-down.

"Guys…guys…hey! Idiots all the blood is rushing to my head if you don't do something soon my throats gonna close up." I shouted.

"Don't blame me for this it's all Butch's fault!" Brick said.

"Me? How is this my fault?" Butch screamed

"You shouldn't have taken the chord from me ya stinking yahoo" Brick

""What the hell's a yahoo?" Butch screamed.

They started to argue even more until I screamed "SHAD UP!" I started to kick at them but my aim was off and I hit something metal: I heard a funny sound then I felt cool water on my foot that warmed up.

"Boomer you stupid genius!" Brick said "Ya turned on the water!"

"Am I supposed to say thank you?" I asked hearing the sarcasm of my comment. 'It feels weird to have a complement even if it is more of an insult.' "Now can ya untangle me?"

~/~ Bubbles POV

"Bubbles, you need to let it go." Buttercup told me

"Yeah you're wasting crime fighting time, and scaring me." Blossom said

I wheeled around on my sisters and uttered a shakily "Vengeance will be mine. Boomer put me in the hospital for three months. I missed my own birthday party. The things he said throughout the fight will haunt me forever. I have scars that, even with chemical X, will never heal. I want that stupid sonofabitch to feel my pain." There was a time that Blossom would have scolded me for that kind of language, not any more.

I heard my sisters sigh. "Where to today?" Blossom asked me

"Woods."

/~/ At the woods

"I know I saw that coward hide around here somewhere." I mumbled to myself. I looked up and saw a squirrel "cheep cheerp chee chee click click click CHEEP?"

"Cheep" it replied

"What did it say?" Buttercup asked

"This." I said as I walked over to a bush and pulled it up to reveal a hidden hatch.

~/~ With Boomer after the shower

After we got out and dried off we saw that there where no clothes waiting for us so we wrapped our towels around our waists and went to find Godma."Where's my hat Do you have any idea how naked my head feels right now?" Brick said, with a touch of hysteria, when we sound her.

"Hold your horses boys there almost ready. These are spicily made for you three and needed to be hand enchanted."

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So that's where I stop. Right now I'm sealing um my mind after chasings all the riff raff away.

Boomer crawls out of a corner. : Can I stay? The story is about me and Bubbles.

Me with a sigh: Yes.

Boomer: Yay! R&R Peoples!

Me: Flame if you feel the need to, I really don't care.