-15 minutes later, at the Chunnin Arena—
Since Naruto left the village the Chunnin Arena had been remade into a big stadium. It was filled with shinobi and kunoichi from genin to jounin. Everyone anxious to see the young ones in combat or at least a good ol' cat fight.
"How the hell did everyone know about this so fast?" said Toph.
There was a huge sound of a bong (SFX: bong….yeah just one), and everyone looked to where Tsunade was sitting commanding everyone to shut up.
"We have gathered here today, to celebrate the holy matrimony of this young cou- OH wait wrong book….(SFX: papers rustling, shifting books)….ok got it. We have gathered here today to measure the abilities of these young shinobi and kunoichi and our dear guests from the Air, Water and Earth Nations.
Let's get ready to witness their power! Let's get ready to scream from the bottom of our hearts! (with a manly voice) LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD MOTHERFUCKERS!"
The crowd went wild, and some of the girls started to take off their shirts and put whipped cream in their bodies. Oh yeah, I said it.
"The first match up! Konoha's Flower Haruno Sakura vs The Heiress of the Beifong Family, Toph from the Earth Kingdom!"
Sakura put on her gloves but felt worried as she didn't want to fight a blind small girl, but Toph only grinned and said "Hey flat-chest! I hope you really are a good medical nin cause I will break you apart"
Sakura got mad and said "WHO ARE YOU CALLING FLAT-CHEST, FLAT-CHEST!"
Right that moment Tsunade said "START!"
Sakura rushed in and delivered her signature punch to the ground sending an earth shockwave towards Toph. Everyone was already waving their goodbyes to Toph when she took a step forward and then stomped the ground with her left foot, and the wave came to a still and turned into a wall. She opened a hole where her face was and said
"oh come on, is that all you've got"
Everyone but Aang, Sokka, Katara and Naruto who were cheering felt in silence as they saw the young girl stop the earth…but then roared at the display of her powers.
Sakura turned pinker than usual from shame and rage and she rushed towards Toph with no hesitation. She focused a lot of chakra into her right hand (SFX: Sakura's voice = SHANAROOO!) and punched Toph's wall shattering it completely.
She searched for Toph but the blind girl had disappeared behind the cloud of smoke. Everyone in the stadium looked for her but no one could find her.
Suddenly Sakura felt something grabbing her ankle from below and then fell to the ground and only her head stood outside, her whole body trapped below the earth.
"HEAD HUNTER JUTSU?" said Naruto astonished at her technique.
Toph slowly rose from the earth holding a half-a-ton rock above Sakura.
"Head hunter jutsu? What are you talking about? I just remembered the time when Sokka fell through the earth and that Saber tooth Moouselion almost crushed him" said Toph.
"Are you gonna surrender?"
Sakura tried to struggle her way out, but to no avail. "Ugh, I surrender".
Everyone cheered as Toph helped Sakura out of the earth and walked together towards their seats.
"That was awesome Toph, but how in the FUCKING WORLD DID YOU DO ALL THAT? HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO STOP THE EARTH? HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS? ARE YOU REALLY BLIND OR ARE YOU SECRETELY A FREAKING HYUUGA?" said Sakura with all her neck veins about to pop.
"Well I may be blind but I can still "see". I feel the vibrations in the earth, and I can hear pretty well too, so the second you started yelling I didn't even need to use the vibrations to "see" where you were. And also I can release a sonic wave from my mouth to get a good look at you. Hehe."
Sakura's face turned pink and she admitted her loss.
"But that still doesn't explain how you could stop that rock wave." said Shikamaru.
"Well, I'm an earth-bender. It's kinda hard to explain, but I can "connect" my soul to the earth and use it as an extension of myself. Sorry no one cared to explain it in OUR show." said Toph looking at the camera. (She knew where the camera was using her metalbending)
"THE SECOND MATCH!" interrupted Tsunade.
"From our most noble clan, the young Heiress, Hyuuga Hinata vs The Avatar's Water bending teacher (what else can you say about her, right?) Katara of the Southern Water Tribe"
"Good luck to you Katara-san" said Hinata and gave her a small bow.
"You too Hinata-san" said Katara returning a bow as well.
"START!" roared Tsunade.
-Meanwhile somewhere outside the skirts of Suna Gakure I MEAN the outskirts (sorry)—
"Yo my man. Sorry I was late, I was making jello for my bom-" was all he could say before he had to dodge a metal tail with a fluffy end and the scent of powerful chili and jalape~o.
"My man, watch were you swing that thing, it isn't very artistic, not at all" said a smiling Deidara.
"I don't like to be kept waiting…next time I'll sever your head and eat it with day old guacamole" said Sasori inside Hiruko.
-Back at the arena—
Hinata was on one knee gasping for air, all the trees were completely dry, but still standing like an old tree. There were some kunai and shuriken on the floor of the stadium.
Katara was smiling with her hands and back filled with water, without a scratch.
"What's wrong Hinata-san, can't take a little water?" Katara taunted.
"Yeah *huff* I think *huff* this should do it" said Hinata while smiling.
Katara couldn't understand so she attacked Hinata with all the water she had turning it into a waterfall at the top of her head.
Hinata stood into her Jyuuken stance, and activated her Byakugan, something she didn't do through out the entire match and waited.
Katara unleashed all her water towards Hinata, but as soon as she passed her own hands in front of her, she couldn't see her at all. All she saw was a wet log in her place.
"Where did she-"
"JYUUKEN HOU, HAKKE ROKUJUU YONSHOU!" said Hinata as she unleashed a flurry of open hand attacks at Katara's body.
"2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64!" said all the Hyuugas at the same time with their Byakugan activated.
Katara was falling face first into the ground, but Hinata caught her before she would.
"Arigatou Hinata-san, but damn you are strong" said Katara.
"Oy, Hinata! Nicely done!" said Naruto as they were coming from the arena.
"Na..Naru…Naruto-k-!" said Hinata before she fainted…but not because she got too shy. It was because Momo threw a rock at her head because she beat Katara.
"HINATA!" said Naruto.
The rock didn't leave a bump but she still fainted.
LOL.
"Is Hinata-nee ok?" shouted a worried Hanabi, from her seat.
"She's ok Hanabi-chan" said Sakura as she scanned her sister with a medical jutsu.
As soon as they were outside the arena Tsunade started screaming again:
"OUR NEXT FIGHT! Our own Konoha genius against a genius of the Water Tribe. Nara Shikamaru faces off against Sokka! Let the battle….BEGIN!"
Sokka and Shikamaru heard Tsunade but none of them moved. They kept staring at the other trying to read their opponent.
After 10 seconds they started looking at their surroundings looking at every inch of the terrain.
15 seconds after that, both of them moved at the same time.
Shikamaru took a knee and put his hands in a very weird hand sign that all of us remember. Sokka dropped to his knees as well taking out a scroll and a pencil.
After 20 seconds both said at the same time: "I got it".
Both of them rose from their places and stared again.
Like an invisible signal Shikamaru took his entire kunai bag out and threw every kunai and shuriken in the air and Sokka pulled out his sword. The hilt belonged to a Tai Chi sword but the blade itself was curved upwards like a katana, made from an unknown black metal.
As the kunai and shuriken were falling down Shikamaru grabbed them and started throwing them at Sokka. Sokka started beating down every kunai/shuriken with his sword to the left, right up and some down to the ground at inhuman speeds. It was a lot like Sasuke's and Itachi's encounter with the throwing stars. When Shikamaru ran out of kun/shu Sokka dashed forward. Shikamaru saw this and pulled his left arm back, which looked like it was holding something….something….shiny.
As soon as he pulled back his arm the kunai and shurikens that were in the air started flying back towards the back of Sokka. They were being pulled by the strings attached to them. Sokka discovered his technique and dropped to the ground lower than Sheik in Super Smash Bros Melee when you press the control stick down and grabbed the hilt of his sword one more time.
The kun/shu passed above Sokka's head missing him by an inch.
As soon as they did Sokka unleashed his sword so fast that a cloud of smoke build itself in front of him.
Shikamaru was surprised as he saw all those throwing weapons in his direction. He moved his arm outwards sending the projectiles out of his way but he noticed that 3 shuriken were still in course.
Those 3 were thrown by Sokka from inside the dust cloud.
Shikamaru couldn't move in time to get away from their path so he did what only he could do.
"KAGE NUI!"
His shadow obeyed and 3 spikes of darkness rose from the ground and stopped the shurikens by stabbing them through their circle in the middle of the shuriken.
Shikamaru didn't notice that Sokka was already moving towards him sword already in motion towards his neck.
Shikamaru's shadow extended merging with Sokka's as his blade was just centimeters from his neck but stopping it just in time.
Shikamaru had the upped hand right now, but something bothered him. Something wasn't right. "What did I miss? What's out of place?" he thought.
He felt odd…and then he heard it. It was a weird swoshing sound like someone making really loud handsigns. (SFX: f-f-f-f-ff-fff-ffff-ffff-ffffff-FFFF-FFFFFF-FFFFF)
It was getting closer. He allowed himself to look back over his shoulder, Sokka doing the same thing.
He saw Sokka's boomerang in a collision course with the side of his head. He didn't have time to move, he was about to get killed since the black sword was just centimeters from severing his arteries.
Naruto saw what was happening and pinned Sokka's boomerang to the wall with a kunai by one of the holes in the end. (A/N: Yeah this is one of those things that only Naruto, on a made up story can do. He can pinpoint a freaking flying moving object, through the air, spinning in its own axle at 45 mph, with only 1 hole in the back on 1 of its sides, traveling at 35 mph, from his seat, 30 fucking meters away. Yeah. He's fuckin Naruto, he CAN do it. BELIEVE IT! [JUST BELIEEEEEVE!][quote taken from Parody Rangers 3, made by "Jason" The original red ranger].)
"This match is a draw" said Tsunade.
Everyone sheered at the display of pure knowledge and power from these youngsters.
Shikamaru retracted his shadow and Sokka retracted his sword.
Then Sokka started talking with Shikamaru:
"You knew I would beat your kunai and shuriken with my sword and put the strings in them to-
"pull out on them and get you from the back but-
"you didn't expect for me to drop-
"and throw the shurikens from the ground at me after you did-
"the smoke screen, in which at the same time I-
"threw your boomerang to the side taking it out-
"of your visual field."
"Nicely done" said each other at the same time, shaking hands after finishing each other sentences like an 87 year old married couple.
2ND CHAPTER UP! i've had so much trouble with the uploading of these chapters i started to feel like a noob. lol! HOPE U LIKE IT!~!
Comments: WELCOME! Flames: is the visible gaseous part of a fire. You did NOT know that. ... i googled it.