It was fluffy and white. Izaya felt lighter than air as he went through the dream-like state he was in. He watched numbly as he was pulled from his bedroom and pushed into one of his kitchen chairs. He recognized Karisawa Erika squealing in delight. Not too much else though… The other women were new. He felt his chin lifted up, the others telling him to shut his eyes. They messed with him. He wasn't fully sure how, but he was sure they did.

Pulled up, he found himself being undressed. His person exposed to the elements before something soft and slightly chilly was put onto him.

"Don't worry, Izaiza. Shizu will warm you~"

With a stop sign, he thought as he was pulled along. Someone held the trailing whatever was around him as he was hurried down the stairs. Erika stopped them down on the main floor.

"Wait! Wait! We have a good sixteen hours before the drugs wear off. I want to make the most of them." She pulled out a camera as Izaya saw his twin sisters rush up to him. Dressed in a white tux and a dress, the duo smiled brightly at him. This dream was going further and further into a nightmare. Photos were taken, for whatever reason. Izaya smiled as he was told. He followed the group to the car.

Shiki of all people greeted him at, what appeared to be a church. That wasn't quite right. There weren't many churchgoers in Japan, let alone any reason for him to be there.

"Orihara-san, come along." Shiki took his arm before he could ponder much more and he was led inside to some song.

Hold on…

He had heard this one before…

Damn, he couldn't think straight!

"Smile, will you. You're scaring people with how quiet you're being." Shiki walked him down the middle of the room and Izaya smiled even as he saw Shizuo. Something happened. A stirring, a changing of some sort, occurred, making Izaya want to go sprinting up to the monster.

Ha! Like any human would do that! The idea was rather amusing though.

He moved forward and was stopped in front of one very dressed up Shizuo Heiwajima. Someone was talking, but all Izaya could possibly focus on was holy crap, the brute could actually put on something that wasn't a bartender uniform.

"Izaya~ say I do."

"I do."

Shizuo stared back at him with the strangest look on his face. He seemed sort of out of it. Like he was thinking about something. He could just barely think of the possibility.

~.~

Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill… Kill…. Kill…. Kill.

Kasuka leaned in close to him as he looked at the very womanly looking informant and whispered to him as whatever was going on, continued on, "Brother. I am proud of you. Say I do."

Immediately, Shizuo repeated the words aloud and a squeal of absolute joy sprang out into the room. Everyone turned to find that Karisawa had fainted in the aisle. Walker smiled, "It's okay! She just suffered from multiple fangasms occurring simultaneously. Someone get her some doujinshis when she wakes up and she'll be fine."

Shizuo frowned before he felt something push him. He tumbled forward just as he saw Shinra shove Izaya forward. He watched from almost autopilot as he found himself kissing the informant. Every second felt like someone else had taken over. He wrapped his arms around the flea and deepened the embrace. Izaya eventually was pulled away from him, gasping for air before beaming at him. People cheered.

This was one messed up dream.

He lifted the informant into his arms and carried the man out, being led into a large area where music throbbed and he and Izaya sat for a while, dancing some, eating ootoro and cake.

It turned nighttime and he was pushed with Izaya to some building on the border of Shinjuku and Ikebukuro, they were shown up the stairs, Kasuka and Shiki gave them a key and bid them everlasting happiness. He took the brunet inside, the door locked behind them, and…

~.~

A/N: Yay for being completely evil and not continuing that wonderful scene! Reviews, as always, are a welcomed part of this story.