Dude, my stupidity NEVER seizes to AMAZE me. I just noticed (thank you reviewer) that 4 in roman numerals is IV….I'M RETARDED! I put IIII…I made myself do more work then needed.

Thank you my two anonymous reviewers!

~IanKem- Oh, I know there is grammar mistakes. I'm in a rebellious stage where I hate grammar because of Honors English…scarred me for life.

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~Flockroxz-Fang is Nicholas Ride V, his father is the IV. Confusing, I know.

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~Sharpieface123- I shall add more, when I'm not lazy :P I hold the power!

I still love comedy crap, so I'm gonna add my own little random shots of laughter.

NO OWN MAXIMUM RIDE

January 25, 1914

"Mom! The cooker is broken!" I shouted down the hallway.

Why would a prince yell? Because I can. Why would a prince be cooking his own meal when we had plenty of servants littering the palace? I just wanted some damn toast.

My mother busted through the door and shoved me nicely to the side. "Why are you making toast when someone can make it for you?" She yelled in surprise, as she tried to stop the 'almost fire'.

"Well, I guess toast is out of the question." I held up two charcoal lumps of my dream toast.

Now it was a servants turn to bust through the door. "Why does it smell like smoke?" He asked, finally noticing the billowing smoke coming from the cooker.

"Our highness tried to make toast." Mother scoffed. Ugh, why call me "highness" when she's the queen?

"Yes I did, my queen." I said with as much sarcasm as my mother.

The servant kneeled and started to look at the cooker thoroughly, making sure that nothing was broken or ruined. Hey, I'm not the brightest when it comes to cooking, but I'm the man. We don't cook usually.

"I could have served you, your Highness." The servants voice was muffled from the fact his face was inside the cooker.

I shrugged. "I thought I could do it myself." Mother glared. I chuckled under my breath.

"Did Fang try to cook?" I spun around at the sound of a little girls voice. Of course it was just Anna.

"At least she calls me Fang." I mumbled loud enough for my mother to hear.

"Don't start on me Nicholas." Ohhh I see this moment is tense.

Now, don't get me wrong. Nicholas isn't too bad of a name, but it sounds like I'm Saint Nicholas or something…and I don't give toys. I slid closer to the door, dragging Anna with me. Hopefully I would be able to slip away unnoticed by my mad mother.

I bolted through the door hearing mom yell. "Great, we need a new cooker!" God help me.

I dragged Anna through the maze of corridors and came upon a large door that led outside. Horses galloped past the barn and huge garden with sparkling fountains were in view. It was beautiful, but not really my taste.

"Don't you just love the garden!" Anna twirled around.

"Sure," I said quickly. "we're going to do something else though."

Anna stopped twirling and looked at me. " Are we going to ride horses!" She squealed. I shook my head, her face fell.

"I'm going to teach you how to fence."

"Widen your stance. Ok, a little bit more, a little bit more. Anna, goodness widen it."

It was a lot harder than I expected to teach an eleven year old girl fencing. Anna is like our mother, she's a little stranger than girls her age. Yes, she's slightly obsessed with horses like every girl. The difference with her is that she loves to read. Not many women read these days, or young girls.

Anna also looks a lot like my mother. Although she did inherit our father's eyes, which are brown. When I inherited my fathers hard looks, his black hair, and my mothers green eyes. I'm just that drop dead gorgeous.

"Come on princess. You have to learn, just in case." I said, straightening up her posture.

She huffed and whipped the sweat from her brow. "Why would a lady need to learn this?" Oh, now she wants to be a lady.

"Because, you're a princess and a princess needs to know how to defend herself." I tapped her lightly on the back. "Ok, lift the foil." Her hands shook slightly, but she did as she's told.

"First you will learn the term appel." I faced Anna with my foil. "It's wear you produce a sound to startle or distract your opponent." I demonstrated by stomping my foot. "It doesn't always work though, so don't always count on it."

"Why do you think I would need to now how to defend myself?" Anna asked, trying to startle me with random sounds. I tapped my foot on the ground, trying to come up with a good enough explanation.

"I don't know." I mumbled. "There are a lot of dangers in the world. I just have a bad feeling." Anna's nose scrunched in confusion. She sat down and patted the spot next to her. "You don't want to fence?" I chuckled.

"This is much more important." I sat down next to her and chugged down some water. "Ok, so why are you scared?" I thought for a moment.

"I just have this really dark feeling, but also a good feeling. Does that make sense?" I asked. Yea, I'm confused as well.

"So, something good will happen, then something bad?" She asked me in return.

"Basically…" I'm officially crazy. "but I'm sure it's nothing." She didn't look too convinced.

"Alright, alright. I'm sure your just crazy." See, even she agrees with me.

"Do you wish to duel once more?" I asked with a tip of the foil. She made a face.

"No thanks, but do you wish to ride horses with me, your highness?" I laughed and gave her my hand.

"Of course, princess."

We walked towards the horse stables. Anna skipping, and me…trying to keep up with her and while still keeping my manly status.

Ok, I'm thinking of introducing Max in the next chapter. Aw, I like writing this story! Why? Because I'm slightly retarded. Yes, I know this story sucks butt, but it is a very cool story that sucks butt. Difference there :D Review please

IMPORTANT: If you want to send some characters in (Like tell me their names, personality, and what they look like) I'll put them in the story. I have a lot of random little characters and my mind is too unoriginal to come up with anything. Please and thank you!

Foil-The little sword thingy you fence with