Naruto's Mistake, Jutsu gone wrong

Omg 30 views in its first day and an additional 30 on one of my other stories! I am so speechless! You are all totally awesome. To King Nintendo thanks so much. Yeah the Naruko X Neji pairing just screamed out to me plus I have some plot ideas and such for later on assuming I can hold the audiences interest. Anyway I won't babble on and on just yet.

Disclaimer: I of course do not own Naruto *sob* If I did I wouldn't be broke *sob* well on with the story

Oh and quick warning in case you hadn't noticed from chapter one. There will be times when theres ime skips or I speed the plot along a bit but just like the Anime I may feel the need to add in some filler ^^; Just bear with it please.

*Edit damn so many views 0-o and even faves now *faints* Thank you all so much! To the guys I give you all a Sexy jutsu clone. To girls I give you a date with Sasuke ^^

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Chapter 2: I-Im WHAT?

Naruko had now been a girl for about 8 weeks and was slowly adjusting. Still part of her couldn't wait for Lady Tsunade to be able to undo the jutsu. What made it worse was on the two missions her reformed team had gone on in this time many boys kept hitting on her. Poor Hinata couldn't help but feel bad since she held feelings for Naruto while Ino and Sakura were pissed that they weren't grabbing attention. Hell even Jiraiya being the perv he is suddenly offered "Special Training Sessions" to which he got a beating from Tsunade, Naruko and Sakura.

*At the Hokage Mansions guest quarters*

The team had just returned from its third mission in nearly two months, a boring C rank. Naruko was getting a bit concerned that the jutsu seemed to show no signs of weakening as the hokage said. Now however Naruko had more pressing concerns.

Currently she was in the bathroom puking for the third time today. Her teammates were a tad concerned. Once Naruko had regained her composure the girls took her to see Tsunade. She had just started to run tests on Naruko when a few Anbu came to see her. "Lady Hokage we need to speak with you immediately" said one of them. Sighing Tsunade nodded in agreement.

"I'll be right back Naruto" said Tsunade leaving the room. Naruko was left in the exam room Naked with Shizune, Hinata, Sakura and Ton-Ton.

*In Tsunade's office*

Tsunade and the Anbu examined the surveillance video of Naruko and Neji on the night of the experiment which one of the Anbu had been hiding or as he put it "closely examining". "Oh hell! This can't be good" said Tsunade.

"Uh you don't think that… The Anbu was cut off. "Unfortunately I do! Summon Neji Hyuga here at once" said Tsunade. "Yes mam" replied the group of Anbu.

*Back in the exam room*

Naruko was still slightly embarrassed at being in front of her friends in the exam room but had gotten use to it having done much with the other girls. Sakura was there as part of her studies under the Hokage but she didn't want to admit her jealousy over Naruko's better assets for lack of a better term. The whole time the nine tails had been getting endless amusement. Whether it was the fact that Naruto was enduring such hardships or that only he knew what was going on.

"Well I uh hope whatever wrong is nothing too serious Naruko" said Hinata in concern. At that Naruko ran to the trash to vomit once more. "Gee they sure are taking a while" said Sakura trying to lighten the mood a bit.

Just then Tsunade returned. "I have just a couple more tests to run" she said.

Shortly after finishing she had a grim look on her face. "Shizune. Hinata please wait outside" said the Hokage. The two of course obeyed quickly. Once they were out of the room Tsunade spoke.

"Sakura I am only letting you hear this first along with Naruko because you are not only my apprentice but her friend and teammate." Sakura and Naruko gulped nervously. "I am not sure how to tell you these two things so I'll just be blunt. First off Naruko I am afraid you are stuck as a girl permanently" said Tsunade.

"What" was all Naruko could say as a look of disbelief spread on her face.

"Wait there's more I'm afraid. This might be worse than the first piece of news for you but again I am going to be blunt. Naruko you're pregnant" said Tsunade. At first there was silence as shock formed on both Sakura's and Naruko's faces.

"I-I'm What" said Naruko her shock turning to horror. "I said you are without a doubt pregnant" said Tsunade looking annoyed. Inside Naruko the nine tails was overcome with laughter. "Haha kit you are so oblivious. Little kit should be more careful" he boasted.

After a few moments of staring shocked at Tsunade Naruko passed out. "Well that could've gone better" sighed Tsunade.

*30 minutes later*

Naruko was waking up on the exam room table. Sakura and Tsunade were still in the room. Shizune had been allowed to return to the room along with Hinata. "Ah awake at last Naruko" said Tsunade.

"Mm I feel like I was hit with Lee's taijutsu. I had the worst nightmare ever" said Naruko noting Hinata looking a little sad.

"Uh Naruko I am afraid to say this but it wasn't a nightmare" said Shizune. There was a few minutes of brief silence before Naruko spoke.

"R-really" she said looking abysmal.

"That's right" said Tsunade. She then recounted the details of the night Naruko and Neji tested the food pills. After she finished there were a few wide eyes. "So you see the food pills also cause memory loss" She added like it was no big deal.

"Sakura can you do me a favor? Please kill me" said Naruko.

"Idiot! Thanks to the nine tails you can't die that easily you big cry baby" said Tsunade. Naruko tightened her grip on her blanket. While she was out cold Tsunade and Sakura had dressed her in a hospital gown and put a blanket over her.

"I may as well be dead" said Naruko starting to cry. There was a knock on the door. Shizune answered the door. It was none other than the Anbu with Neji. Neji was allowed to enter and more silence followed.

"Ahem well then Naruko I leave things up to you. We can stay while you inform Neji or leave. Hinata however as per Hyuaga clan tradition shall remain either way" said Tsunade. Hinata gave a nod to show her understanding.

'Hyuagatradition?Whattradition?' thought Neji.

"If it is okay with you I would prefer it just be Neji and Hinata" said Naruko. The thought of Hinata remaining was uncomfortable but Naruko felt it best not to question traditions at a time such as this. Tsunade nodded and ushered the others back out of the room. She turned to speak to Naruko before she left.

"Naruko just remember no matter what happens I take full responsibility. After all this did happen on my watch" she said exiting the room.

Naruko spoke first. "I assume Tsunade told you about that night" asked Naruko blushing.

"Yes she did more or less" said Neji also blushing with a look of guilt and regret. "I assume this has to do with that? So what's wrong" asked Neji praying to Kami his fears were wrong.

Nothing could have prepared Hinata or Neji for the blunt reply.

"Gee I don't know. Maybe it's the fact you knocked me up you damn pervert so congratulations! I am pregnant with your damn kid" yelled Naruko angrily. Neji had a look of pure shock and horror on his face. Hinata on the other hand was trying to cower in fear of Naruko's angered outburst.

"W-what" stammered Neji.

"I said you got me pregnant you jerk" repeated Naruko. At this it was Neji's turn to pass out.

Five minutes later Hinata had helped Neji regain consciousness. "Ha never thought I would see the day you faint" said Naruko.

Neji stood up slowly. "So then is it true" asked Neji. Hinata merely gave a nod. Just to be sure he examined her with the byukagan. Sure enough though very minute there was an extra trace of chakra coming from within Naruko aside from that of the Nine Tails. "Okay then but then what tradition was the hokage speaking of" asked Neji.

"Well you see there are a few traditions in our clan that are known mostly to the women of either branch of the family" said Hinata pausing briefly. "It is a custom that when a girl from our clan becomes pregnant that at least one woman from the main household be present when she tells her partner. Likewise when a male member of the clan regardless of which branch family they belong to impregnates a girl the main house must be informed first and then as with the first scenario a woman from the main house must be present when the male clan member is informed by his partner" explained Hinata.

"Oh I see" said Neji. Naruko just nodded feigning interest and understanding.

"Well I guess Ten-Ten is pissed" said Neji.

"Ha I knew you had a thing for her" said Naruko.

"Hey we only dated once you failure" retorted Neji.

"Well unfortunately that is done with now brother. I trust you know your next obligation under our clans laws" said Hinata.

Neji paused and let out a deep sigh. "Yes sister unfortunately I do though I'd rather watch Lee and Gai Sensei make poses in the sunset complete with background music for a week straight or die than do that" said Neji bluntly.

"Uh do what" asked Naruko curious.

"This" said Neji kneeling as Hinata handed him a ring with the Hyuaga clan symbol engraved on it. "Naruko Uzumaki will you do me the honor of becoming my bride" asked Neji holding back the urge to vomit profusely.

"WHAT? Are you crazy jack ass? Why in the hell would I ever consider marrying you" yelled Naruto.

"Naru-Chan please understand it's our clans custom and law" said Hinata.

Naruko just stared at Hinata as if she had just grown to extra heads and turned 6 shades of purple.

A few seconds later she responded. "Read my Lips! NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL" yelled Naruko throwing a nearby vase at Neji effectively knocking him out the window.

To Be Continued

Phew that took a while to Finish. Actually I had wrote most of this chapter out but had a series of computer issues and it was hard ta get a backed up copy. Also been crazy busy with real life stuff and lacking motivation to write :/

I think I got Shikamaru Syndrome … lol Also been having waaaay too much writers block T-T Sorry for the long wait but hope you enjoyed it ^^