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I FUCKN H8 U AL, SYT TEH DUCK UPPPPP!111111111 LUK MEH,BUUTY,FUCKING U!11 HUW U LIEK DEM APLZ!1111
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Chila, or Alice, smiled at the ceiling and dazed into a smelly sound. "Mmm...Luke, are you cooking something? I smell deliciousness."
Luke smirked. "I'm only cooking up love, for you baby." Chila blushed. "I'm cooking up meatballs."
"Mmmm...Oh I love meatballs! Thank you Luke, I love meatballs. They are so squishy and taste good."
"And meaty."
"Meaty, is just how I like it." Alice smiled. "So yum. May I have some?"
"Yeah babe." He smiled and handed her a plate.
"YUM OH MY GOD LUKE THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD!" She started panting.
"Glad you liked it." He smirked.
A,,,/N;;; SHE AND HE IZ BÆ ASFUCKINGBITCHES COZ YUM,LOOK OMG SUUUU CUT!111111 So i wint 2 c da nutcrakerr (hehe NUTcreker".) it wuz funnn!11111 c u al sun!1 bai!1
