I DON'T OWN CALVIN AND HOBBES.
The scene opens as Calvin's father is wiping down his car. Calvin enters wearing a jungle explorer's hat, looking pleased.
Calvin: Fare thee well, father. I am off to checketh on mine tiger trap. I rigg'd a sandwich of tuna yesterday, thus I shall surly have a tiger as we speak.
Calvin's father is unimpressed
Dad: Those stripey gents liketh tuna gudgeon? I understand you not.
Calvin: Tig'rs shall doth aught f'r a nibble of tuna gudgeon.
The scene changes to Hobbes who is hanging by his ankle in Calvin's tiger trap, nibbling on a tuna fish sandwich.
Hobbes: In this, we have no more brains than a stone.
The scene changes to Calvin's father's office where he is hard at work when Calvin rushes in and interrupts him.
Calvin: So father, what doth i do at which hour i catcheth a tiger?
Dad: Bringeth it home and stuffeth it Calvin, can't thou seeth I am busy? Lord save me...
Scene changes to where Calvin is feeding Hobbes all of the food in his fridge.
Hobbes: Nay, I pray thee, i could not consume anoth'r morsel..."
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