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Warning, adult content ahead.

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21 year old Rick Sanchez of dimension B-838 exhaled a long, smoky breathe as he passed the piece to his right into the hands of a short green girl with bright yellow hair. Sitting in his blue jeans, black t-shirt with scruffy yellow hair on the disgusting club couch, he noticed her right away when she walked in. Rick noticed the girl had a pretty nice shape trying to hide under that jacket. He also noted her beautiful face and red hair. Not bad for a human girl, and there weren't many of those. In addition, he kind of had a thing for redheads.

Rick felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand up when Veeg sat next to her. The fucking creep had a nasty reputation in the club. It was up to Rick and a few other regulars to squash the bastard's conquests whenever they didn't sit right. The girl had looked completely petrified and clueless since she walked in. What was she even doing in a place like this? She almost deserves what's coming to her, Rick had thought. Well…. Almost.

Rick continued to watch her from the couch as the piece came back around to him. He flicked the lighter and inhaled, eyes still glued to the redheaded human girl. He outwardly groaned when he saw the girl take a drink from the bartender. She's going to drink now? Great, just great. Idiot.

Rick really didn't have time to deal with this. His set was beginning in about five minutes. He should have already headed in the back to grab his guitar, but there was something about the girl. He didn't want to stop watching her just yet. When he saw Veeg grab her hand and pull her towards the back, the girl stumbling and swaying the entire way, Rick knew that he was going to have to intervene. He felt his stomach boil hot as he watched Veeg shut the door. There were three things at the moment making Rick boil over with anger. First of all, what a fucking piece of shit Veeg was. It was about time the club banned this asshole. Secondly, how could that girl be so fucking stupid? Walking into a place like this alone, DRINKING, and then following a stranger to a back room. Lastly, Rick knew he was a little jealous.

"Fucking Veeg" Rick huffed and he stood up, making his way through the crowd to the back room.

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Summer had been drunk before at a couple house parties, but this was totally different. She was seeing strange colors and shapes as Veeg pulled her into the back room. When he pushed her inside, Summer was admiring the paintings on the wall, the room flooded with black light. Summer looked down at her hands to admire the neon glow of her skin, still unaware of the danger she's created for herself.

As Summer looked at her hands, she felt two arms snake around her waist. She dizzily turned around to face Veeg as he released his hands, an unpleasant smile on his face. Damn, she really wished she didn't feel so dizzy. She wished she could take it back. All of it- volunteering for the adventure, walking into this club, having a drink- everything. Summer began to shake. Trying to remain hopeful of the situation, she asked her question again.

"S-so do-do you, ummm… is uhh…Oflox h-here?" Summer stuttered. She started to slowly back away, but soon found herself pinned to the wall in front of the tall dark creature. He huffed a throaty laugh and ran his claws over her neck slowly, eyes following.

He leaned into her face, his arms pinning her. "Don't worry about that right now, baby. We'll just-"

Before he can finish, the door slams open. The alcohol, darkness, music, and black lighting totally disorienting Summer, she vaguely makes out a tall, thin figure in the doorway. Veeg faces the intruder, trying to hide Summer behind his back.

"What the FUCK are you doing, Veeg? But-but-but I, uhh…can probably GUESS." The tall shadow said to Veeg, stepping towards him.

"Yeah, yeah, what's it to YOU? It's none of your fucking business, asshole." Veeg spat angrily at him.

Summer took her opportunity to slip out from behind Veeg and run towards her savior. Veeg tried to grab at her as she ran, but he missed. As he tried to lurch forward and grab her again, the figure pulled out a gun and fired it at the dark haired man. As Veeg fell to the ground clutching his shoulder, Summer tripped and fell into the tall shadow as she completed the distance of the room. He caught her before she could fall to the ground. He pulled her up protectively to his chest, still aiming the gun at Veeg.

"I'm… I'm gonna get you back for this you, you Earth piece of SHIT." Veeg shouted from the ground, still holding his shoulder.

"Get. The. FUCK. Out of here, Veeg. This was your last strike." He cocked the gun again as it started to hum back to life. Veeg stepped passed the two and walked out of the door.

As the figure Summer was clinging to spoke, she felt the soothing vibrations of his voice in her head through his chest. Completely overstimulated, Summer's body suddenly goes limp as she blacks out.

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Rick held on to the girl tighter as he felt her body slip beneath him. He was able to get a better look at her now as he held her. He bent down to scoop her up bridal style and laid her gently on the nearby couch. The room had a few other chairs and a coffee table. The club normally kept this room open for those tripping especially hard. But for the moment, Rick was using it for this girl's protection.

In the struggle, the girl's hair had come lose and was splayed across her face. Rick sat on the floor next to her head and brushed her hair away from her face, taking in her features. She was younger looking than he had initially thought. Definitely an adult figure, but 18 at the oldest, he concluded.

He reached under the couch she was laying on top pull out a half empty water bottle. He poured some into his hands, getting them wet. He then stood up on his knees to pat his hands over the girl's face.

"Hey-Hey… Come one, w-wake up." Rick said as he patted her face. He noticed her skin was very hot, a typical symptom of those nasty black holes, no doubt. Those things were rough on humans, Rick himself even stayed away from them for the most part. As he gently patted her cheeks with water, the girl began to stir.

"Hellooooooooo? Any-anyone in there?" he asked, holding the girl's face in his hands.

Slowly the girl opened her eyes, blinking several times. However when she realized a strange man was holding her face in the dark, she gasped loudly and quickly shuffled away from him. Breathing heavily and pupils dilated she made about a four foot space between them, leaning against the far arm of the couch facing him.

"Hey-Hey, it's ok! I'm not going to-to hurt you!" Rick said defensively, holding his hands up in the air as a disarming gesture. He noticed her breathing began to slow and she seemed to finally remember the events over the past hour.

"That… that guy… Veeg? Was, was he?" the girl asked, still keeping her distance, avoiding her eyes.

"Yeah babe, that guy's a total piece of shit. Really uhh… got yourself caught up, there." Rick said awkwardly. Why was he feeling so nervous?

She still wasn't saying anything. It looked to Rick like she was still swaying a little bit, obviously still under effect of her drink earlier. He scooted a little closer to her slowly, not wanting to scare her.

"What are you even doing h-here? You're, you're an… Earth girl, right?" Rick asked, eyeing her over. Rick enjoyed visiting this planet for the music gigs, and occasionally some alien lays. He never expected to run into- no, SAVE a human girl and a club like this. He was incredibly intrigued by her, growing a little frustrated by her lack of conversation.

Eventually she turned to face him, her red hair reaching a bit past her shoulders. She blinked a few times and Rick could barely make out what she said.

"O…..flox? Oflox?" she whispered, clearly out of it.

Rick looked at her, blinking. Oflox? How in the FUCK does she know Oflox? Who the hell IS this girl?

Rick turned away from her and stood, smoothing his hair through his fingers as he did.

"Well, a-at risk of, of sounding like someone you just met earlier, I-I can actually take you to Oflox." Rick said. He reached down and grabbed her hand, her skin warm in his grasp. He gently pulled her to her feet. She looked up at him, still blinking and seeming totally out of out.

Rick rolled his eyes. He'd be just as bad as Veeg if he tried any moves on this girl who's mentally on another planet. But he would enjoy keeping her near him until she pulled out of it. His expression softened.

"Come on, let's get you out of here." Rick said, still holding onto her hand. She squeezed a little stronger as she held on while he pulled her out of the club to the snowy outside.

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