"Tardis? No, never mind that. You'll expose us all, and get yourself arrested like this. Muggles can't see magic of any sorts, you know!" Hermione retorted.
"Muggles? Magic?" The man looked at her like she was ranting madness.
"For God's sake, have you been Obliviated? Magic must be kept secret from people without it, that law's been around for years. All wizards know it!" She was shocked by his complete ignorance.
"I'm not a wizard…" The man looked at her, her robes, her Ministry badge like they were the strangest things to see on a person.
"What do you mean, 'not a wizard', of course you are! Police boxes don't just appear on street corners, especially ones that are bigger on the inside. I studied magic for seven years, I know when it is in play." She paused, hesitant. "But there's something different here, I'll give you that."
"Seems practical, seeing as this is Time Lord science, and though it may seem magical, I assure you it is most definitely not."
"And what is that supposed to mean?"
"I'm an alien, a Time Lord." He said this in all seriousness, but these words are simply ridiculous.
"Do you mean from a different country?" she asked, biting back a laugh. One of the ones where they have lords, apparently. Though he sounds like he's from here...
The man looked at her, almost offended, then sighed. "From a different planet. And I can see you don't believe me, and I don't know how to point it out to you except for THIS BOX IS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE!" He cocked his head and widened his eyes, like he was expecting a reaction. Then he deflated."You already said that, didn't you."
Hermione snorted. "Please, I've done this too, when I was 17. A fairly simple spell, really. Now, we ought to stop playing games. This box is magic, it is on a public street. Muggles could easily spot it, and if you'd kindly, and discreetly, move it elsewhere, that would be much appreciated." She walked confidently toward the door, and turned back to him. "Good day, sir. And you might want to do some research on the Statute Of Secrecy if you're going to travel through London like this."
From the central machine, an odd siren sounded, lights flashed, and the whole box began to violently rattle.
"Not now, please not now," the man muttered worriedly as he pressed buttons frantically. Abruptly, he stopped and looked at her, the insane look returning to his eyes behind glasses. "Well, it appears we will be going on a little side trip." The man scrappy suit grinned "I'm the Doctor, by the way."
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